June 21, 2010
Vince McMahon
Chairman and CEO
World Wrestling Entertainment
1 page via fax: ___-___-____
Dear Mr. McMahon,
On behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and the
WWE fans among our more than 2 million members and supporters, I’m
writing to toss our name into the ring as yet another proponent of the push to
bring back Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson). I might not personally carry the
same clout as other Bryan supporters like John Cena or Shawn Michaels
(although I do consider myself “The Showstopper of PETA”), but I am, along
with many of my colleagues, a huge Daniel Bryan fan, not only because he
humiliated the Miz and Michael Cole a few weeks back on Raw but also
because he’s vegan.
Lots of athletes, including baseball slugger Prince Fielder, the NBA’s Raja
Bell, MMA fighters K.J. Noons and Mac Danzig, and Olympic Legend Carl
Lewis, show that vegetarians often leave meat-eaters in the dust, gnawing on
their greasy chicken wings as they wonder what hit them. But Bryan represents
the quintessential vegan badass. He knows that unlike WWE superstars,
animals beaten to a pulp by the meat industry don’t want to be there. The worst
Hell in a Cell match is nothing compared to what animals in slaughterhouses
go through, such as having their throats cut and being scalded alive and
dismembered, often while still conscious. Even Mick Foley couldn’t withstand
that kind of abuse. Just by being vegan, Bryan saves more than 100 animals a
year, a feat far more impressive than any of Jack Swagger’s
“accomplishments.” Savvy athletes go vegan for the health benefits, too, as
they slash their risk of heart disease, cancer, and diabetes.
So what do you say, Mr. McMahon? Bring back Bryan and let him prove that
he belongs. And maybe there could even be a storyline romance between
Bryan and the gorgeous vegan diva Tiffany! (Who, in your PETA fans’
opinion, deserves another shot at Layla.)
Sincerely,
Dan Shannon
Director
Archive for June, 2010
Peta supports Danielson!
June 21, 2010WWE FATAL 4 WAY Results
June 20, 2010Vince McMahon came out and informed the crowd that Bret Hart will not be at the PPV tonight. They showed footage of the NXT rookies’ abuse of Bret Hart.
Smackdown Review/Recap [6.18.10]
June 18, 2010Kane chokeslams more people! Teddy Long faces Drew McIntyre! Lay-Cool disses Rosa Mendes. Kaval acts his ass off! Dolph Ziggler rocks Daisy Dukes! Huh???
Pro Wrestling loses Trent Acid. RIP.
June 18, 2010Michael “Trent Acid” Verdi
November 12, 1980 – June 18, 2010 (aged 29)
We had the privilege of seeing Trent Acid wrestle in Los Angeles years ago in a short-lived indy promotion at the El Rey theater. It was Trent and Ruckus and I’m pretty sure they had the match of the night in my opinion.
Trent Acid, in his prime, was the heart and soul CZW. He was a great striker, and possessed great ring psychology in an era where nonsensical high-spots and staple gunning dollar bills to your face were the trendy thing to do. He could definitely cut a promo and had the looks that brought the females to the arena. Trent Acid, FighterHayabusa.com and your fans will miss you. Rest in peace.
Wrestlers, Twitter and the NBA Finals
June 17, 2010Here’s a lil snapshot of what some of our favorite wrestlers had to say about Game 7 of the NBA Finals.
It’s been a helluva game thus far.. But Kofi and Masters have to be sweating bullets right about now.. Who will wear the enemies jersey Tue?
WE GONNA START WIT STRAIGHT SHOTS THEN POP BOTTLES !!!!!!!!
PWG Superstar, Scorpio Sky
Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! Lakers Win!! Lakers Win!! Lakers Win!!!
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh booooyyyyy!!!
Damn.
I’m betting that the Masterpiece Chris Masters is a happy man right now..
PWG Superstar, Scott Lost
LAKERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lakers win nba title..celts played their asses off. Thank goodness 4 the 7 second delay w/ profane, street talk by Lakers in post game.
No doubt, these are the two best teams in the league!
The Lakers & Mexico win in 1 day? Only thing more I could ask for is if the Dallas Cowboys played & won today!! Lol
The Hayabusa Weekly Wrap Up [6.16.2010]
June 16, 2010Every week the writers of FighterHayabusa get together and watch old episodes of Falcon Crest, with commercials. During the advertising breaks, we happen to discuss anything and everything about pro wrestling. Here’s a transcript of our intellectual exchange on June 16, 2010:
05-15-10 WWE NXT SEASON 2 REVIEW
June 16, 2010Kaval and McGillicutty look impressive tonight. Cody is pissy… (more…)
Jim Ross on Bryan Danielson, Chuck Liddell and more
June 14, 2010Jim Ross discusses the great career of Chuck Liddell, the odd termination of Daniel Bryan, the legacy of Grizzly Smith and so much in his latest blog entry. Here’s an excerpt:
On Chuck Liddell
Watching Chuck, a man I have never met but feel like I know, get KO’ed was like watching my boyhood hero Mickey Mantle not be able to beat out a routine infield hit during the later days of the career of the fabled New York Yankee and #7. It was sad. That was not the memory that I wanted to remember my fellow Oklahoman. I wanted to remember the magnificent switch hitter hitting towering home runs just like I want to remember Chuck Liddell knocking people out with Government Mule toughness and tenacity.
(more…)
FATAL 4 WAY PREDICTIONS
June 20, 2010Tags:Big Show, Fatal 4 Way, Fatal 4 Way Predictions, Hayabusa Weekly Wrap Up, Jack Swagger, John Cena, NXT, R-Truth, Randy Orton, RAW, Rey Mysterio, Undertaker, WWE
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