Posts Tagged ‘John Morrison’

A few quick thoughts on John Morrison…

November 30, 2011

John Morrison’s WWE career is now over. From Tough Enough to tag team gold with MNM to teaming with Miz to winning singles gold like the ECW Title and the I-C Title, then to jobber limbo. What went wrong?

Many can speculate that it was his relationship with Melina that ruined his WWE career, who knows. At this point we all suspect that he is TNA bound.

Unfortunately going that route has done nothing for others who’ve come before him. Guys like RVD, Kennedy and Foley have all gone to Orlando hoping for greener pastures only to end up in TNA limbo.

I could only hope that Morrison is the exception but because he is truly talented and deserves a break but my gut tells me its not going to go well.

Morrison would be better off going the route of MVP, Hass and Benjamin. Either going to Japan or going to Ring of Honor.

All we can do now is wait to see what happens.

Good luck where ever you end up next.

Smackdown Thoughts & Review [8. 12. 11]

August 12, 2011

Huge pops and no cowbells! A new “Sin Cara” and a new Intercontinental Champion! A Kaitlyn sighting! Idiom Boy gets pulverized! Orton does another RKO variant and so much more!


Smackdown Thoughts & Review [8. 5. 11]

August 8, 2011

Here’s a better late than never edition of the Smackdown Thoughts & Review. I was out of state over the weekend and had a lovely vacation.

Daniel Bryan uses his ‘other’ submission! Aksana goes black! Mark Henry destroys the Internet Champ! JTG actually wins a match and so much more!


Smackdown Thoughts & Review [7. 29. 11]

July 31, 2011

Philly! John Morrison and R-Truth invade Smackdown! Zack Ryder sighting! AJ does a sick Shining Wizard and so much more!



May 9, 2011

Right off the bat Ricardo Rodriguez is introducing Alberto Del Rio who drives out in a Rolls Royce. ADR comes to the ring and reminds us what his name is. He says his destiny was stolen by that coward Edge and says we wasted a lot of time last week with the Rock’s celebration. He says there is no one better than him and its he who should face Cena. This brings out Rey Mysterio and says his destiny is to be Ricardo Rodriguez’ announcer and then challenges ADR tonight, winner getting Cena. Before ADR can finish his though The Miz and Smackdown’s Alex Riley come out, Miz talks shit about Smackdown and says this is still his show and blames Riley for the shit that happened last week. ADR says Miz had his moment and he didn’t get the job done and now he goes to the back of the line. Miz doesn’t like this shit and says he DID get the job done last week and that the ref was incompetent and tells Rey and ADR to fight in a Taco Bell parking lot. Ha. R-Truth then comes out with no music, he says he hates hospital food and that Morrison is eating a whole lot of that right now because what he did to him. He then says he doesn’t care if the guys in the ring all share the same bed pan and cuts then all down individually. He tells us when an angry black man is talking, we need to shut up…. We get an email… the GM says he only sees three who deserve this match so we’re getting a triple threat, Miz vs. Del Rio vs…. then we get another email…. The third person is… Rey Mysterio. Truth doesn’t take this shit too well and goes off and gets in the face of Rey. Mysterio says Truth should be in the match and that’s “what’s up”. Ha. The crowd gives Truth the “hey hey hey goodbye” chant while he walks off. Miz gets back on the mic and says ADR and Rey are day laborers on RAW. Haha Before Miz can say he will be the next WWE Champion, Rodriguez says Alberto Del Rio’s name. This causes shit to break down with Riley, Rodriguez, Miz and ADR beating on each other. Rey waits his turn and dives onto ADR on the outside before celebrating in the ring.

Well, lets see how this goes… cool that its these three guys and not old hat but Cena isn’t going to lose the title right now so it doesn’t fucking matter.

Diva’s Champion Brie & Nicki Bella vs. Eve & Kelly Kelly

-Brie and Nicki with hot tags while keeping Kelly in the ring.

-Kelly fights back with the flying head scissors, a smack in the ass and a somersault to the corner to Brie.

-Kelly gets the roll up and pins Brie… or Nicki.

Winner: Kelly Kelly & Eve

Right after the match Kharma comes out to the ring slowly. The Bella’s hide at ringside while Eve and Kelly look on. The Bella’s then run up the ramp. Kelly goes to the outside while Eve gets the clothesline. Kharma then runs off Kelly and heads back in the ring to finish off Eve with an implant buster. They are definitely doing a good job getting her over.

WWE Tag Team Champions Kane and Big Show do the walk backstage, oh great we get another Mason Ryan match… sigh.

Mason Ryan w/CM Punk vs. Kane w/Big Show

-Ryan over powers Kane but Kane fights out with a flurry of punches in the corner.

-stiff clothesline by Ryan before choking Kane with the 2nd rope.

-snake eyes and a powerslam my Ryan for a 2 count.

-dropkick to the leg then head of Ryan.

-Punk kicks the leg of Kane which causes Show to knock out Punk at ringside.

-the rest of Nexus then comes in and attacks for the DQ.

-the tag champions fight them off and clear the ring last hitting a double chokeslam on Ryan.

Winner: Kane by DQ

Santino Marella vs. Dolph Ziggler w/Vicki Guerrero

-Ziggler looks so vanilla now, he’s not even wearing the same tights anymore, just black tights and while boots.

-Ziggler starts strong punching the shit out of Santino.

-high elbow drop by Ziggler who’s treating Santino like a jobber.

-Santino tries to fight back and goes for the cobra but gets hit by a standing drop kick.

-Zig Zag puts away Santino.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler


They recap the bullshit on Smackdown where Christian loses the World Title to Randy Orton.

Truth in the back still talking to himself. That new backstage guy stops him, Truth makes fun of the fans wanting him to go back to singing and dancing. He says no more of that shit and bounces.

Zack Ryder (oh shit, yeah on RAW) and he’s showing Cena how to fist bump before he does the walk.

Miz and Riley in the back watching the footage from last week. Riley tries to defend himself but Miz isn’t having it. Riley keeps apologizing but Miz keeps cutting him down. Riley says he’s going to make it up to Miz and walks off.

They then follow Riley in the back walking, he then comes out to the arena and gets into the ring. He gets on the mic and says he only cares about the Miz and is going to prove it to Miz by challenging John Cena to a match. It takes Cena a while but he finally comes out.

WWE Champion John Cena vs. Alex Riley

-Cena showboats Riley by showing him up on… wrestling moves…?

-Riley finally gets a stiff clothesline for a 2 count.

-Cena does his typical move set that leads into the YCSM fist drop.

-AA on Riley but Cena is too busy staring at Miz who comes out.

-another AA to Riley then the STF for the win.

Winner: John Cena

Miz looks on and Cena does his usual after match bullshit. I wish this dude was actually on Smackdown now. I fucking hate having to review his ass.

WrestleMania comes out tomorrow on Blu-ray and DVD bitches!

Michael Cole is in the ring after the break, he’s retiring from in-ring competition after beating Lawler twice on ppv. He says he’s retiring undefeated. Lawler comes into the ring but Cole says The King cant touch him or he’ll be fired. Lawler cuts to the footage last week with Rock beating on Cole. Lawler challenges Cole with the stipulation that if he loses that he would induct Cole into the Hall of Fame himself and even give Cole his HOF ring. Cole says he doesn’t think so and goes back into his glass cage of human emotions. Cole is now pissed cause Lawler couldn’t let him retire in peace, cuts down Tennessee, Al Gore (putting over George W. Bush), Elvis and Lawler. Cole says he decided yesterday to retire from wrestling and how he and his mom watched WrestleMania over and over. Cole goes back to talking shit about Lawler and asked him what he did for mothers day. Cole plays up the asshole role again on Lawler’s mom. Lawler goes to attack Cole but Swagger attacks Lawler from behind taking him out with the ring post.

United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Jack Swagger

-Swagger teases the ankle lock and Kofi almost hits the trouble in paradise shortly after the start of the match.

-flying forearm and a dropkick by Kofi sending Swagger to the outside.

-Swagger sidesteps Kofi, then rolls back into the ring and hits the high boot sending Kofi to the outside.

-Kofi hits a high cross body from the top for a close 2 ½.

-Kofi skins the cat but Swagger puts the ankle lock on Kofi while he is coming over.

-Swagger then works over the ankle of Kofi until he fights back trying to hit a tornado DDT.

-Lawler comes out from the back causing the distraction.

-Kofi hits the trouble in paradise for the pin.

Winner: Kofi Kingston

Lawler takes out Swagger then start to throw furniture into Cole’s glass box. Lawler then takes Cole’s tie from the hole in the box and bounces Coles he’s off the glass multiple times before just the refs come out to pull him off. Swagger comes over and checks on Cole while yelling how Lawler is now fired for touching Cole. Lawler says he only touched his tie. Swagger then accepts the match for Cole but Cole is freaking out about it. Lawler celebrates on the announce table.

Let’s hope this is the end of this shit finally… its run its course folks.

Triple Threat match to become the #1 contender

Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio vs. The Miz

-Rey fights off both Miz and ADR and teases a double 619.

-ADR sends Rey to the outside but then gets rolled up by Miz for a 2.

-Rey back in with a pin attempt that Miz breaks up.

-Miz hits the corner clothesline taking out both Rey and ADR.

-Rey goes for the 619 on Miz but ADR sweeps his legs from under him.

-ADR sends Rey to the outside, Miz goes for the SCF but ADR fights out and teases the arm breaker before we get a double clothesline spot and a commercial break.

-back from the break and ADR has cornered Rey and hits a tilt a whirl back breaker on him.

-Miz comes back in sending ADR to the outside but walks into a stiff kick to Miz’s head for a 2 ½.

-ADR pulls Miz to the outside and hits a clothesline on him by Rey comes over the top rope with a seated senton.

-Rey to the top with another seated senton on ADR in the ring and a HIGH cross body for a 2 count.

-Miz to the top but Rey sends ADR at him.

-Rey with the top rope hurricaneranna to Miz.

-arm breaker drop to Rey by ADR

-arm breaker on Rey!… Miz comes in and ADR rolls him up for a 2 count.

-short DDT by Miz for a 2 count.

-Miz tries for SCF by Rey sends him to the outside. Riley is now back in trying to get Miz back in the ring.

-ADR is sent into Riley who was on the ropes taking him out.

-619 by Rey and a top rope splash on ADR but ADR is in the ropes.

-Miz comes from behind and rolls up Rey for the win.

Winner: The Miz

Riley and Miz slowly walk back up the ramp while Rey looks on frustrated.

While Riley and Miz celebrate Cena comes out and congratulates Miz like he did after WrestleMania. Cena says the match at the ppv will be an I Quit match. Miz doesn’t look happy about this nonsense.

Truth then comes out of nowhere and hits the mic check on Rey in the ring as we go off the air.

Ok RAW I guess. They set up matches for the ppv but right now they are just “eh” matches.


May 1, 2011

No bullshit, just right into the first match…

Last Man Standing Match

Randy Orton vs. CM Punk

-Punk comes out with the New Nexus but we get an email… The GM is banning Nexus from ringside.

-match starts with both brawling but Orton is the first to get the advantage with a clothesline.

-on the outside Punk is whipped into the barricade.

-Orton pounds on Punk before hitting the European uppercut.

-Punk recovers then hits a knee drop, Orton turns the tides again and hits his own knee drop.

-Punk pulls the Singapore cane from under the ring and takes it to Punk at ringside. Punk pulls another from under the ring and takes the 2nd one to the chest of Orton then busts a Jedi pose. Haha

-Orton then takes the cane but Punk cuts him off with a spinning back kick before he can use it.

-belly to back suplex by Punk and we get the first count, Orton makes it up and hits Punk with the cane when Punk was coming off the ropes with a clothesline.

-Several hits to Punk with the cane and Orton with a couple of clotheslines.

-Orton goes for the horizontal DDT but Punk fights out and slingshots Orton into the exposed ring post… did see when this was exposed.

-Punk brings in a chair and wedges it before the 2nd and top rope.

-The exchange a series of counters teasing the G2S and the RKO before Orton throws Punk into the steel chair. Punk makes it up at 6.

-rolling powerslam at ringside by Orton, nice! Punk struggles but gets up at 8.

-Orton clears off the table but takes a stiff kick in the head. Orton makes it up at 8.

-belly to back by Orton onto the ringside barricade!! Punk is getting counted out but Orton picks him up and rolls him into the ring.

-RKO is deflected and Punk hits the G2S!!! ref is starting his count… he makes it up at 9!

-Punk brings the chair back in the ring and hits the side Russian leg sweep onto the chair! Count is started… Orton is up at 8 again.

-Punk sets up the chair again but Orton hits the RKO!!!! Ref counts!… Punk is up at 9 but rolls to the outside after barely standing.

-Orton clotheslines Punk over the barricade then goes to hit the horizontal DDT but Punk fights out and sends Orton into the ring post for another ref count as Punk yells for him to stay down.

-Punk puts Orton’s head in the chair and sends him into the right post again! Ref counts… Orton up at 9!

-Frustrated Punk takes Punk onto the table, Punk stands on it while he lifts Orton, he is going for the G2S but hits the RKO on the table which doesn’t break! Ouch. Ref count for Punk, he’s up at 8.

-Punk is down at ringside and Orton looks to punt him but Punk is up and hits the G2S on Orton using the steel steps instead of his knee! Ref counts while Punk takes the cane again… he’s up at 9.

-Punk rolls Orton into the ring and slowly climbs back into the ring, he is going to the top!

-Orton stops him with the other cane and is viciously hitting Punk in the back while he hangs from the top rope.

-Orton to the top, is he going for the RKO!?!?!

-RKO FROM THE TOP! Ref counts on both, Orton is trying to get to his feet… Orton up at 9 and Punk is counted out!

Winner: Randy Orton


More entertaining than I thought it was going to be but then again Punk was in the match so maybe I underestimated it. Nice build up to the highspots and kept them to a minimum to make them strong. Good shit to start the ppv.

Lawler heads to the back to prepare for his match leaving Booker and Josh on commentary.

Sheamus in the back with Teddy Long, he isn’t happy. We get the bonus match of Sheamus and Kofi in a tables match. Sheamus says he isn’t happy to be wrestling Kofi who’s not from the US and wants to see his birth certificate. Haha Long tells him no to worry about that shit since he might not be US Champ after tonight.

Tables match for the United States Title

Sheamus vs. Kofi Kingston

-both start the match brawling hitting a series of kicks and punches.

-Kofi rolls to the outside and tries to set up a table at ringside but is cut off by Sheamus who takes the table and slides it back under the ring. haha

-Sheamus then pulls another table from the other side of the ring (weird) but Kofi cuts him off and sets up the table at ringside.

-Kofi sets up Sheamus on the table and goes to the ring apron but Sheamus rolls off the table and launches Kofi into the barricade.

-Sheamus pulls out another table and sets it up at ringside. He goes for the Celtic cross but Kofi rolls out of it.

-Sheamus rolls Kofi back into the ring and Sheamus is almost pushed into the table but instead hits the over the rope shoulder block.

-Sheamus brings a table into the ring and uses it to hit Kofi in the stomach.

-Sheamus picks up the table and drops it on Kofi a couple of times before standing on the table on Kofi’s chest.

-Sheamus sets up the table in the corner he takes Kofi’s head to it.

-Sheamus picks up Kofi to spine buster him into it but Kofi fights out and hits the stomp to the chest of Sheamus.

-Kofi almost sent into the table to Kofi straddles it.

-Kofi takes Sheamus and teases the suplexing Sheamus into it.

-Sheamus kicks Kofi to the outside but luckily Kofi clears the table.

-Sheamus sets up the table in the ring and moves it where he can use it off the ropes. He puts Kofi on the top rope and looks like he is going for a power slam but Kofi fights out.

-Sheamus teases the suplex to the outside onto the table but Kofi fights out and hits Trouble in Paradise sending Sheamus to the arena floor.

-Kofi heading to the top while Sheamus is over the table!….LEG DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!

Winner: Kofi Kingston wins the US Title

Short match but did a great job of teasing both going through the table. Ending was solid with Kofi coming off the top rope with the leg drop, good ppv so far I have to say.

Todd in the back with R-Truth, he’s asked about the match he got jipped out of… he isn’t happy that he isn’t on the show at all especially in the main event. He smells a conspiracy and tries to spell it but then doesn’t get all the way through and said he just turns something sad into something funny. Haha He says he can’t stand is a thief, getting his match stolen away by Morrison.

Country Whipping Match

Sir Michael Cole & Jack Swagger vs. Jerry Lawler & Jim Ross

-Cole comes out wrapped up in bubble wrap! Haha

-Cole gets on the mic before the match and goes off on his credentials again to drive the point that he isn’t scared on what he calls a “couple of hicks”. Cole then makes fun of Florida.

-Lawler starts off with Swagger but after getting hit with the strap he tags in Cole who no sells Lawler hitting him because of the wrap.

-Lawler takes Cole and takes off the wrap for the crowd pop.

-Cole tags in Swagger who takes Lawler down.

-Lawler sent into the corner post but he fights out and takes Swagger to the corner.

-Cole comes out of nowhere and straps Lawler but he no sells.

-Swagger sweeps the leg and locks on the ankle lock.

-JR causes the distraction which allowed Lawler to hit DDT.

-Tag to JR who whips Swagger in the back then puts on his own ankle lock!

-JR drags Cole into the ring and sends Cole into the ring post sloppy.

-Lariat clothesline from JR! haha

-JR whoops on Cole then puts on the ankle lock on Cole!

-Swagger tries to stop JR but gets a nut shot.

-Cole rolls up JR from behind for the three count.

Winner: Michael Cole and Jack Swagger

I have no words for this shit. That is all. You need to wrap this feud up god dammit!

LOE… Lack of Entertainment… and the cure is Over the Limit…. Riiiiiiiight.

Todd in the back with fucking John Cena. He hasn’t been champion since June 20th 2010. He lists all this shit he’s been through and goes into hokey fucking lines. He’s going to win the title tonight, blah blah fucking blah.

Falls Count Anywhere

Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes

-Cody comes out with two dudes who are handing out bags with face holes cut out. How have I missed this!? Haha

-Match starts off fast with Cody ending up on the outside and taking the leg scissors from Rey.

-drop kick by Cody at ringside for a two count.

-they fight up the ramp and Rey sends Cody head first into the graphics screen.

-Rey with the seated senton off the stage for a 2 count.

-they right into the crowd with Cody hitting the atomic drop onto the barricade for a 2 count.

-the move up the stairs while fighting.

-Cody with the boston crab in the stair railing! Dope!

-they end up now in the concession stands and Rey spears Cody into trash cans.

-Rey hits Cody with the top of the trash can for a 2 count.

-Flash kick from the concession stand for a two count.

-high cross body by Rey off the concession stand for a 2.

-they begin to fight back into the arena, down the stairs.

-hip toss by Cody to Rey sending him over the barricade.

-Rey sent head first into the steel steps for a 2 count.

-Cody brings Rey back into the ring but gets booted in the face and Rey hits another high cross body for another 2 count.

-Rey with the top with a spearing head butt!

-Rey sets up for the 619 but Cody cuts him off.

-Rey exposes his knee brace and tries to hit the guillotine leg drop but Cody moves.

-Alabama Slam by Cody for a 2 count.

-Cody puts Rey on the top rope but Rey fights out and sprays green mist ala Great Muta/Tajiri!!!!

-Rey hits 619 and the splash from the ropes for the win!

Winner: Rey Mysterio

Not usually a fan of matches that end up in the arena because they usually end where the live crowd isn’t so you miss that pop but this shit ended in the ring AND Rey spits green mist?! Fuck man!

Diva’s in the back when Layla comes in an says she apologizes to them if they’ve even done anything to them. Kelly says they like McCool less so good luck.

Cole is on commentary in his Cole Mine… great.

No DQ / Loser leaves WWE match

Michelle McCool vs. Layla

-McCool with the advantage hits a stiff kick to the head.

-Both fight to the outside and Layla takes the table to the stomach before getting rolled into the ring.

-Layla fights back and hits a dropkick for a 2 count.

-McCool hits a belly to belly for a 2 count.

-both on the outside again and McCool misses the stiff kick. The climb to the top of the barricade and McCool sends her off head first.

-back in the ring McCool takes shit but Layla hits the Diamond Dust for a 2 count.

-Layla break down and takes a kick to the chest.

-McCool goes for the Styles Clash but Layla fights out and hits a stiff neck breaker but McCool gets the leg on the ropes.

-another kick by McCool.

-Styles Clash to Layla…1…2… Layla with the reversal…1..2…THREEE! bye bye Michelle!!!

Winner: Layla

Both cry while Layla walks to the back, leaving McCool in the ring. The crowd gives Michelle as “nah nah nah nah good bye” chant. All of a sudden with get scary music and Kharma comes out!!!! She slowly walks to the ring while she eye fucks McCool. Kharma comes into the ring and McCool looks like she is going to shit herself. Kharma with the implant buster! She laughs but then gets all serious faced. The Diva’s in the back look like they just crapped themselves.

Rodriguez and Del Rio are practicing Del Rio being called World Champion in Spanish.

Ladder match for the vacant World Championship

Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio

-brawl from the start between the two.

-loud “lets go Christian” chant.

-ADR cuts Christian off from going to the outside to get a ladder, Christian returns the favor.

-elbow from the top by Christian who then slides to the outside to get a ladder, ADR meets him out there and sends him into the ring post.

-ADR takes a ladder and while holding it Christian hits the baseball slide onto him.

-Christian brings the ladder into the ring and starts to climb but is knocked off the ladder by ADR.

-ADR then climbs the ladder but Christian knocks it over. ADR lands on his feet and hits the flash kick.

-ADR sent to the outside but sweeps Christian’s legs while he was holding the ladder.

-Christian rolls to the outside and ADR sets up the ladder horizontally between the ring apron and announce table. They both tease spots with the ladder but the ladder makes it so far.

-ADR cuts Christian off the top but Christian lands on another ladder set up at ringside and hits the splash from it.

-ADR then cuts off Christian from climbing the ladder to the World Title.

-ADR sets up a ladder in the corner, once again they tease spots until ADR takes the flap jack onto the ladder.

-Christian takes the ladder to the shoulder of ADR which sends him to the outside. He then sets up the ladder to start his climb.

-Just as he gets close ADR throws a small ladder at Christan.

-ADR uses the small ladder to hit the arm breaker drop to the knees! Nice spot!

-ADR with the arm lock on Christian but he fights out only to have his arm slammed onto a ladder.

-Christian goes to the top but ADR stops him only to get hit with a hurricanranna.

-ADR teases suplexing Christian on the horizontal ladder but instead ADR takes back drop onto a ladder.

-Christian to the top with a ladder but ADR uses the ladder to hit a flash kick and Christian falls onto the ladder.

-ADR sets up the ladder and is trying to climb but Christian grabs his ankle, he’s fought off but Christian knocks the ladder over and ADR hits a kick again.

-Rodriguez hands ADR a ladder but it back fires.

-Christian in the ring sets up and hits the SPEAR!

-Christian sets up the ladder and starts to climb, ADR is up and pulls Christian through the ladder and ADR starts to climb while Christian is trapped. Finally Christian gets out and knocks the ladder over again.

-Christian now on the horizontal ladder while ADR climbs to the top rope, ADR tries to hit the elbow drop but Christian moves and ADR takes an ugly bump!

-Christian back in the ring and is starting to climb!!!!

-Brodus is in and takes the ladder out while Christian hangs! Brodus catches him but Christian Fights him off with the small ladder!

-ADR is back in and gets the arm breaker with the small ladder wrapped on Christian’s arm!

-ADR smiles while he goes to set up the ladder to climb to the top for the Title.

-crowd chants “we want Edge”.

-Edge shows up to distract ADR and Christian pushes over the ladder and ADR ends up falling to the outside onto Brodus and Rodriguez.

-Edge comes down and cheers on Christian who finally climbs up the ladder to become the NEW World Champion!!!!

Winner: Christian is the NEW World Champion!


Edge comes into the ring and hugs Christian to celebrate!

Good match with a lot of stiff hits. Really glad the WWE went with the storybook ending for this match. Solid moment watching both Edge and Christian hugging and celebrating.

Alex Riley in the back with The Miz. Riley isn’t happy to see Miz going into this steel cage match. Miz doesn’t want to hear about rematch and warns Riley never to do that shit again.

Lumber Jack match for the WWE Tag Team Titles

Wade Barrett & Ezekiel Jackson vs. Kane and The Big Show

-Show and Barrett start off the match, big chops by Show. Tag to Kane.

-Stiff kick by Kane to a seated Wade who tries to run away but ends up back in the ring again.

-Wade throws Kane to the outside who gets beat on before getting thrown back in.

-Lariat clothesline from Jackson on Kane.

-Wade back in who makes a sloppy pin attempt.

-Jackson and Kane brawl and ends with a double clothesline.

-hot tag to Show and Wade but Show wins this exchange until Jackson pulls the top rope and Show ends up on the outside. They beat on hit and throw him back in.

-Jackson with a huge slam on Show.

-Wade goes for wasteland but Show hits the chokeslam for the win.

Winner: The Big Show and Kane

Jackson and Barrett don’t look happy with each other and a brawl breaks out on the outside while Show and Kane hit chokeslams on Slater and Gabriel.

A nothing match. They should have put Sin Cara and Tyson Kidd in this spot.

Steel Cage match for the WWE Title

The Miz vs. John Morrison vs. John Cena

-Miz tries to climb out but Morrison and Cena stop him and double team his ass hitting a flap jack on him.

-Morrison then takes out Cena with a series of moves.

-Cena takes down with the fisherman suplex but Morrison stops Cena then stops Miz from trying to get out of the cage.

-Cena goes for the AA on Miz but Miz grabs the cage and starts to climb.

-Miz and Cena fight on the top rope Cena gets a sloppy bulldog from the top rope.

-Cena goes into his same ol’ shit shoulder blocks on Morrison and hits the YCSM fist.

-SCF by Miz on Cena and Morrison is on the top of the cage which Miz runs up to stop him.

-Miz then tries to get over the top of the cage and not both Morrison and Miz fight from the top.

-Miz has his legs over the side of the cage.

-Cena is up on the ropes and Cena and Morrison hit a double suplex on Miz that looked ugly as fuck… Miz could be injured here! Way to fucking go Cena.

-Morrison is climbing the cage but Cena is up and trying to stop him.

-Miz takes a flash kick to the face.

-Morrison hits the old move Paul Birchill use to do on Cena, fuck what is then name of that move!?

-Morrison trying to get out again but Miz powerbombs Morrison into the cage!

-Miz is back up finally and hits the running kick to Morrison but gets locked in the STF.

-Miz asks for the door to be open and Miz is trying to crawl out.

-Cena then switches and tries to crawl out.

-Miz stops him and we’re all back in the ring and Morrison and Cena end up at the top of the cage.

-Miz is crawling out but Morrison kicks the door onto Miz!!!

-Morrison gets the nut shot on the steel door!

-Miz grabs his leg and pulls him back into the cage while Morrison fights off.

-Monkey flip by Cena to Morrison…!?

-DDT my Miz to Cena..1..2…2 2 1/2!

-Stiff running kicks by Miz to Cena.

-Miz uses Cena’s face like a cheese grader while Morrison is on the top of the cage. Miz runs over to grab him.

-Both fight at the top with Morrison keeping Miz in the ring.

-Cena is now up to stop Morrison but is kicked off.

-Morrison with starship pain off the top of the cage onto Cena and Miz and he starts to crawl for the door.

-the door is open and Truth is out and kicks Morrison’s head into the steel steps and comes into the cage to beat on Morrison.

-scissors kick by Truth onto Cena!

-Truth leaves Morrison laid out and then climbs the cage and over to the floor to show he could have won this shit.

-Miz comes too and looks around, he gets to his feet and starts to climb the cage, he is over the top but Cena is there to stop him again.

-Cena and Miz at the top fighting with punches.

-Miz ends up on the inside and now he is trying to keep Cena from climbing over.

-both end up fighting on the inside and Miz is trying to hit the SCF from the top but then Cena hits the STF from the top to with the fucking title.

Winner: John Cena


Sometimes I really hate the WWE… this is one of those times. Cena a 10 time champion, fuck you! Shitty end to what ended up being a good ppv for the most part.


April 18, 2011

We get Cole, Lawler and good ol’ JR tonight. Let’s see how long this lasts. Cole starts yelling off the bat when Lawler and JR don’t say anything over R-Truth’s music.

Truth comes out and does his usual “what’s up” thing. He’s all excited that he’s in the main event of Extreme Rules and talks about his road to this point. Truth says like it or not he’s walking out WWE Champion and how he’s going to be the most fighting champion. John Morrison then comes out all smiley, they greet each other and Morrison congratulates Truth but then goes into what happened last week and how he was lucky. They banter back and forth when Morrison cuts to footage of Truth last week taking a “rest break” and drinking water while Cena came out for the Gauntlet match. Morrison gives him a hard time about his health when Truth starts to get annoyed while Morrison brings up the fact that Truth smokes. They now banter about smoking… is this a fucking PSA!? Truth knows what Morrison is up to saying he is trying to get into his head so he puts up his title match at the ppv and Morrison tells him that’s a good idea and how they should wrestle each other since the draft is next week and it might not happen again. Truth wanted to come out and celebrate not wrestle but Morrison reminds him said he was going to be a fighting champion. Truth gets suckered into this shit while the crowd chants “fight”.

John Morrison vs. R-Truth

(for Truth’s Extreme Rules spot)

-starts off fast with Truth trying to make quick pins.

-Truth goes to the outside to take a break with water playing up what Morrison accused him of.

-back from break to both hitting arm drags.

-Truth keeps the match grounded while trying to hit quick pin attempts.

-inverted suplex into a stunner by Truth.

-scissors kick is avoided as is the flash kick.

-Morrison hits Truth with the Starship Pain for the win.

Winner: John Morrison

Morrison goes up to Truth and offers his hand. Truth looks pissed and looks like he’s going to leave but then jumps Morrison and pulls him off the top rope while he was celebrating. Running knee by Truth which sends Morrison to the outside, he then sits in the corner looking frustrated but before he goes to the outside lands another running knee to Morrison into the barricade. Truth plays up being conflicted by his actions, then grabs Morrison by the head and tries to apologize and carry him off. This doesn’t last long when Truth knocks him down, drinks more water only to hit Morrison with the bottle of water. An “R-Truth sucks” chant starts which doesn’t make his ass happy. Morrison gets on his feet again while Truth tells him that Morrison did this. He then hits that Zig Zag type move onto him at ring side and starts asking the crowd who’s got a smoke. He takes a pack from “someone in the crowd” and lights up at ringside!? The crowd chants “that’s illegal” haha! Truth kneels in front of Morrison and blows smoke at him then flicks the cigarette at him before he bounces.

So a black man can’t get a break in the WWE unless he’s a heel I guess…

WWE Draft is back next week… not that it matters seeing now much cross branding they’ve been doing lately.

Evan Bourne vs. Dolph Ziggler w/Vicki Guerrero

-Vicki comes out to the stage to intro the new and improved Dolph Ziggler who comes out with short hair that’s dyed dark. Now they just need to change his name…

-Vicki starts off talking shit to Bourne and laughing at him.

-Ziggler starts off fast until he is hit with the Frankensteiner.

-Bourne goes for a high cross body but Ziggler drop kicks him in mid air.

-bow and arrow type submission by Ziggler that legs to an elbow drop.

-Evan fights back with a series of kicks and high knees for a 2 count.

-Leg stomp by Bourne who then goes to the top for the Shooting Star Press but Ziggler moves as Bourne lands on his feet and gets hit with the Zig Zag for the win.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler


Hair cut has much improved Ziggler’s look but they need to ditch this name.

Michael Cole claims to be getting knighted tonight… sigh.

Sin Cara video package on what he’s done so far on Sheamus, Swagger and Primo.

JR and Lawler talk about the career of Edge before the roll to a video package on him. Good shit.

Alberto Del Rio is throwing a Retirement Party for Edge this week on Smackdown.

WWE Champion The Miz and Alex Riley come down to the ring sporting Miz’s new t-shirt that looks like a baseball style shirt. Miz says he’s been getting ready for a match with Cena and Truth but then Truth made a bad decision and how those actions affect him because he now has to go against Cena and Morrison in a steel cage. He goes through scenarios that can happen in that match, where he can lose the match without getting pinned. He then asks Riley to bring a chair to the ring where he will wait until the GM changes this. Miz sits and waits, then we go to commercial… we’re back and Miz is yapping away still.

All of a sudden Sin Cara’s music hit and he runs down to the ring and clears the top rope well this time around. We get a “Sin Cara” chant but then fucking John Cena comes down to ruin this shit…. We finally get an email. Michael Cole reads the email on his iPad… the GM turns this shit into a tag team match.

Sin Cara & John Cena vs. WWE Champion The Miz & Alex Riley

-Cena and Riley start it off with Cena getting boos right off the back. Riley heads to the outside while Miz tries to get them to regroup. Another commercial break.

-We’re back and Miz is in the ring with Cena who hits a fisherman’s suplex then goes for the AA but Miz hits the side effect.

-Cena is cornered while Riley beats on Cena while Miz distracts the ref.

-frequent tags by Miz and Riley while the crowd exchanges “let go Cena/Cena sucks” chants.

-weird powerslam/reverse DDT by Cena for the hot tag to Sin Cara

-fists and kicks by Cara who then hits the a springboard elbow ala Tajiri.

-second rope Hurricaneranna to Riley and a dropkick to Miz.

-Cara is cut off by Riley who was on the outside.

-Miz takes him back first into the ring apron.

-Cara fight Miz off with a roll up but takes a boot to the face for a Miz 2 count.

-double suplex to Cara.

-stiff lariat clothesline by Riley for another 2.

-Miz goes for his corner clothesline but is sidestepped and Cara makes the hot tag.

-Cena hits the YCSM fist drop on Riley and the AA, tag to Cara who hits a springboard moonsault (he over shot Riley) for the pin.

Winners: Sin Cara & John Cena

Another Awesome Kong video is shown, she really doesn’t like Bratz dolls… word going around is that she’s going to be called Kharma. Eh, it’s the best they could have done I guess. Could have been worse actually…

Eve vs. Nicki Bella w/Diva’s Champion Brie Bella

-Brie says Eve might not get her return match because she might be drafted next week… uh someone needs to inform Brie she can go to Smacky to defend too.

-Eve locks Nicki in the tree of woe but Nicki moves out of the way setting up for the Brie interference behind the refs back.

-bottom rope flash kick by Eve for the pin… weakest kick ever…

Winner: Eve

Michael Cole has had enough and brings up the royal wedding and how he will be knighted next. We come back from break and the ring is all decorated up for this knighting. Cole intros Jack Swagger who he makes sound like they’ve made up. Swagger comes down with a robe in hand, they both hug it out in the ring. Swagger then puts this robe on Cole. Swagger then reads from a “scroll” and says he will no longer be called Mr. WrestleMania but Sir Michael Cole. Swagger then intros “Queen Elizabeth”… She gets music and a titantron video. Haha the imposer queen reads off a piece of paper while the crowd chants some shit. Swagger hands this lady a sword which she touches both of Cole’s shoulders with. Cole ends this with a big smooch to this queen. Cole says he is royalty now and wants JR and Lawler to kiss his feet. Cole takes off his shoe and his foot has some shit on it. Looks like he’s been toe fucking a red light district hooker. Swagger jumps Lawler then Swagger grabs JR and puts him in the ankle lock while Cole puts his foot in JR’s face.

Cole says he has athletes foot because he’s an athlete.

Santino vs. United States Champion Sheamus

-Sheamus cuts a promo on Santino and how last time they were in London Santino embarrassed him so he’s going to get revenge.

-Sheamus controls the match while beating on Santino the whole time.

-Josh and Cole have a good ol time at the expense of reliving what Cole did to JR.

-Santino fights back and tries to get the Cobra but he’s too stunned to get it.

-Sheamus hits the bro kick for the pin.

Winner: Sheamus


CM Punk vs. Randy Orton

-Right off the bat we get battling “Randy Orton/CM Punk” chants.

-Orton corners Punk then hits stiff shots to the chest of Punk.

-Punk fights back and corners Orton to hit a series of knees to his head.

-rolling powerslam by Orton

-Orton sets up for the RKO but Punk pushes him off.

-After the break, Punk with the scoop slam.

-vertical suplex by Punk for a 2.

-“GTS/RKO” chant. dope!

-high knee by Punk for another 2.

-flying clothesline by Punk from the apron to Orton on the outside.

-Punk goes for another suplex but gets rolled up for an Orton pin attempt.

-Orton finally breaks free by biting Punks hands..!?

-Orton goes for the Angle slam but it is countered and Punk hits a bulldog.

-back breaker by Orton then the Angle slam for a two count.

-Punk hangs Orton’s head over the top rope.

-springboard clothesline off the ropes by Punk for a 2.

-Punk to the top but is cut off, superplex by Orton! 1…2… 2 ½!

-horizontal DDT is blocked, G2S no that’s blocks, RKO! No that’s blocked with a kick to the face!

-Punk goes for the G2S again but Orton slides out and rolls up Punk for the pin?!

Winner: Randy Orton


After the match the new Nexus hit the ring and surround Orton before they attack Orton and maul him. Mason Ryan gets all possessive about beating on Orton and pushes McGillicutty and Otunga off. Ryan goes to punt Orton when Punk stops him and says Orton is his. Ryan isn’t listening so Punk has to repeat himself. Punk goes to hit the punt but gets RKO’d! Orton runs up the ramp while Nexus look on pissed.




April 11, 2011

Justin Roberts is now introducing Michael Cole before he comes out to the announce table. He taught Lawler before he ends up in his glass case of human emotions.

And now John Cena comes out, great not in the mood for this off the bat. He’s getting YAYBOO’D before he can start into his goofy ass promo. He talks about the big announcement from last week, a new t-shirt color for WrestleMania 28 taking on The Rock. This fool says their match will be for the WWE Title, oh god. He then challenges Miz tonight but instead gets Randy Orton… ugh, not this shit again. Hey look Randy has a new shirt too… Orton says he’s shits been settled when it comes to the WWE Title cause he lost at Mania. He said Cena should move on and let someone who won at WrestleMania get a shot. Now John Morrison comes out, the fuck you want son? Morrison says they’ve seen this shit before with Orton and Cena which is why he’s getting involved. Now we get Ziggler and Vicki. Is this fucking TNA all of a sudden!?  Vicki brings up pinning Morrison and she needs the shot but says if she cant have it Ziggler should. Ha! Ziggler wants the shot too since he’s never wrestled Miz. R-Truth’s music sort of hits, like she CD was scratched. Ha. He gets the city straight but looked like he was thinking about it. Truth hasn’t had a championship match either, Ziggler says its for a reason. Haha annnnnnd we get an email from the GM on Cole’s iPad. The GM says these guys all get a chance in a gauntlet style match. The last man standing is the #1 contender to the Miz at Extreme Rules.

Edge is on the show tonight and they are teasing a career end for him.

He get a promo video for Awesome Kong where she flicks the head off of a Bratz doll and laughs.

Brie Bella vs. Diva’s Champion Eve

-Eve brought a marker and wants Nicki tagged by the ref so they wont pull off twin magic.

-head lock fought out by Eve who kicks the bulldog and drop kick.

-clothesline and moonsault by Eve for a two count.

-Brie hung in the tree of woe, dropkick to the stomach of Brie.

-Bella’s still pull off twin magic but while the ref is taking Nicki out Brie hits the face drop for the pin and the title.

Winner: Brie Bella is your new Diva’s Champion

Sin Cara gets a match next!

Eve is in the back and Gail feels bad but Eve knows how it is and that these bitches are all the same. Gail and Natalya say they are SO not like that, oh my gosh.

Sin Cara vs. Primo

-kids already got his mask in the crowd.

-chain wrestling to start.

-shoulder toss by Primo which Sin Cara gets a chant!

-Primo trying to over power Cara but he fights back with high dropkicks and a hurricanranna over the top rope to the floor.

-Primo fight back and hits a dropkick of his own.

-chop in the corner by Primo into an irish whip to the corner that his avoided and Cara hits his own chops.

-springboard hurricanranna by Cara into a head scissors.

-Red Alert by Cara

-Primo heads to the top but Cara cuts him off and…. Falls off the top rope to the floor. Yeah, dammit… oh well there went his push…

-Cara climbs back up and hits the backflip uranage from the top rope for the win.

Winner: Sin Cara

We’re back from break and The Corre is in the ring. Wade brings up what happened to them last week at the hands of The Rock and John Cena. Wade blames Slater and Gabriel for this and is shortly cut off by Gabriel who says he’s the most talented guy in the ring. Slater chimes as does Jackson… great… so now they are interrupted by Santino, Daniel Bryan, Evan Bourne and Mark Henry. He calls them The Apple. Which we get a graphic while Santino tells us it stands for Allied People Powered Loathing Everything…?! The Apple challenge The Corre and says this “apple wont keep the doctor away” haha! Now Santino says Apple Power! Haha

The Apple vs. The Corre

-Back from break and Corre is keeping Bryan in their corner while making quick tags.

-Bryan finally makes the hot tag to Santino who hits a phantom diskus back punch, it was WAY off… man this is botch-a-mania tonight!

-Santino hits the head but for the 2 count when the match completely breaks down.

-Santino goes to hit the cobra but Gabriel hits the kick to the back of the head and Slater hits the reverse DDT for the pin.

Winner: The Corre

Lawler takes on Swagger again and if The King wins he gets Cole at Extreme Rules. JR comes out to the ring while Cole makes fun of him. Ross then tries to get into the cage rocking it back and forth. Swagger then comes out and starts to brawl with Lawler while JR is being restrained by a ref…. this is a weird night, right?

Jerry “The King” Lawler w/JR vs. Jack Swagger w/Michael Cole

-back from break and Swagger has the advantage.

-Lawler hits the punch to the face then mocks Swaggers celebration walk.

-JR and Cole keep yelling instructions like NXT pros or some shit.

-Swagger gets on the ankle lock but Lawler gets to the ropes.

-Swagger keeps stomping on the ankle to weaken it.

-Lawler starts to hulk up when Swagger takes his head to the ring posts.

-The King fights off Swagger but walks into a boot.

-King fights out of the gut wrench and drop kicks Swagger from behind into the right post.

-Cole gets on the apron to distract Lawler when Swagger hits him with a lariat clothesline.

-JR pulls Cole off the apron which causes Swagger to turn his back and get rolled up by Lawler for the pin!

Winner: Jerry Lawler

Swagger looks shocked as Cole looks on dumbfounded. Swagger and Cole argue in the ring, Cole’s asking for it talking shit and poking Swagger. He then SLAPS Swagger but then bounces while Cole says he deserved it. Lawler gets on the mic and says the stip for their match at the ppv is a tag team match JR & Lawler vs. Cole and Swagger. Cole tries to make things cool now back tracking.

The cut to footage of Taker vs. Triple H at WrestleMania while superstars talk about the match.

Cena and Edge in the back over sad faced music. They shake hands and Edge does the walk.

JR has stayed on commentary! Sweet.

World Champion Edge comes down to the ring, he apologizes for about his rambling. He says working in the WWE hurts. He brings up his neck surgery and how he knew he was on borrowed time. He says he’s been in a lot of pain lately and losing feeling in his arms. The WWE wanted him to get more tests and that those tests indicate he has to retire, how he has no choice in the matter. He gets an ovation while Edge gets emotional, fuck I hope this isn’t legit right now… “Thank you Edge” chant breaks out loud. He brings up his friendship with Christian and how he helped him feel better by reminding him what he has accomplished. He brings up how he and Christian would go to the shows and how they wanted to do that one day. How he’s gone on to wrestle Taker at WrestleMania and has won more championships then anyone. He said he couldn’t dream of going out on top as World Champion. He brings up all of his incarnations in the WWE. He hopes he’s gain the locker room and the fans respect. He says he is going to miss all of this but he doesn’t have to wear tights tomorrow and eat a lot of ice cream. He said he would do it all again in a heartbeat and thanks us. Edge then gets a standing ovation while they chant again “thank you Edge”. Edge then walks up the ramp and poses one last time while his music hits. He then walks to the back and we fade to black. Well this came out of nowhere!!?!?! What the fuck!? If it is the end for Edge it’s a shame, I know I personally enjoyed Edge’s career in the WWE and still to this day kick myself for not seeing him with his first WWE title live cause I didn’t order that damned ppv.

The go to backstage footage of Edge walking in the back and getting an ovation from the locker room while he hands out hugs. This is as real as it gets when they got the lock room good and bad showing respect for Edge.

WWE Champion The Miz with Alex Riley comes out to the ring all dressed up as usual.

5-Man Gauntlet to become the #1 Contender

-Randy Orton and Ziggler start this.

-Sounds like the wind has been taken out of this crowd.

-They are going through the motions but its not really registering much.

-vertical DDT by Orton but then Nexus returns and causes the distraction for the Ziggler pin.

-Nexus then jump Orton in the ring with Mason Ryan hitting a big boot to knock Orton down. Powerbomb by Ryan and we go to break.

-We’re back and Truth is out next.

-Ziggler starts off heavy on Truth in the corner.

-hard irish whip into the corner to Truth.

-arm lock by Ziggler that Truth fights out of but Ziggler hits the belly to back suplex.

-front face vertical suplex by Truth

-neckbreaker by Ziggler for a 2 count.

-we’re getting a boring chant.

-Truth hits the face drop out of nowhere for the 3 count.

-Morrison is out next! No slow motion.

-Morrison and Truth go into the combo of pin attempts which gets applause by the crowd.

-flapjack by Morrison and the windmill leg drop for a 2 count.

-side Russian leg sweep my Morrison for another 2 count

-jaw breaker by Truth but he gets clotheslined over the top rope.

-double clothesline on the outside but make it before the count of 10.

-series of clotheslines by Morrison and a spin kick for a 2.

-stunner type move by Truth for a 2.

-flash kick by Morrison, he moves Truth into the corner but Truth moves out of the way of Starship pain.

-face drop by Truth for the pin….!?

-Cena is out last… they wait until they come back from break to start this match.

-off the back we get the “lets go Cena/Cena sucks” chants.

-crappy fisherman suplex by Cena

-sloppy belly to back by Cena for a 2.

-Cena hits a variation of the Scorpion Death Drop for another 2.

-vertical suplex by Cena for yet another 2 and Cena is looking a little shocked.

-Cena to the top for the leg drop which he hits for a 2 and a half!

-Cena cant believe this.

-fans finally get behind Truth who hits a stiff right hand on Cena.

-hip toss by Truth then a flying forearm for a 2 count.

-shoulder block by Cena which leads to the YCSM fist drop.

-Cena goes for the AA but Miz and Riley attack Truth and Cena.

Winner: double DQ….?!

Well that was uh… interesting.

Miz gets on the mic and says both of them are losers and both of them can go to the end of the line because there is no #1 contender. We get an email which Lawler reads. The GM says there isn’t 1 contender now, there are two! Miz vs. Truth vs. Cena… well this is weird. Truth and Cena then clean house with Cena hitting an AA on Riley. Truth and Cena shake hands but then start jokingly pushing each other, it turns serious but Truth smiles it off and walks off.

This was just an odd RAW. Brie wins the Diva’s Title, Sin Cara falls off the top rope, they tease a Corre break up already, they tease a Swagger face turn, Edge might be done and R-Truth who has seemed to be in the dog house since he called out the wrong city on RAW a few months ago is now headlining a ppv. Such a strange night.

Elimination Chamber Predictions

February 20, 2011

Raw Elimination Chamber Match

John Cena vs John Morrison vs R-Truth vs Randy Orton vs King Sheamus vs CM Punk

Great Puma – CM Punk should be the last man standing. Punk’s stablemate, Michael McGillicutty, should have something to do with that. Cena will be eliminated due to the Miz interfering. Truth and JoMo will provide the high spots with Truth being eliminated first. I think Orton’s momentum is all but gone. Sheamus doesn’t need to win since he has a date with HHH at Wrestlemania. I would love to see the last two men being JoMo and Punk. As much as I want JoMo to get his come-uppance, CM Punk wins this Elimination Chamber. My only disappointment is that JoMo won’t have a high profile match at Wrestlemania.

Mascara De Fuego – I would love to see your picks at WrestleMania Puma, but I don’t think we’re going to get a Cena-free main event at the biggest show of the year. I think they’ve been building towards that and quite honestly if Cena doesn’t get this match where else does he fit on the card? I think Morrison and possibly Punk are going to end up in the Money in the Bank match. I think it would be a waste to do Sheamus vs. Triple H now because we’re running out of time to build it and seeing as Sheamus’ push has been in limbo since winning the King of the Ring, (yes that doesn’t make sense at all) it was just be a squash. Right now with The Rock on the show, I think they should leave Sheamus and HHH for something like SummerSlam so you can put more behind it than just another match at WrestleMania.



January 3, 2011

The show starts with a recap of Cena, Nexus and CM Punk from last week. They cut to Michael Cole who explains that Cena wont be at the show and bring up his possible injury at the house show. He puts over the WWE Title match which is starting off the show and how “rare” it is for the WWE Title to be defended on RAW. Cool to put over this match but so not true. I kind of like this recap intro thing Cole just did.