Posts Tagged ‘John Laurinaitis’
Happy Memorial Day and Happy Birthday to Mr. Vega, you’re as old as you look. Fucker.
LIVE coverage tonight! Ok, fuckers its me Mascara De Fuego taking the reigns for tonight solo as Great Puma works on his iron claw of doom for the Wu Tang Invitational.
Laurinaitis gets sensitive about his voice, Cena goes “live” via satellite, Clay goes longer than needed, Heyman returns… but only to tell us Brock quit.
Punk gets a new #1 Contender setting up what will be a DOPE ppv match, Brock turns to the direction of HHH, the Bella’s go bye-bye and we get the 2012 version of Vince McMahon vs. Steve Austin…. oh and the tag titles change hands…
England proves they can hang with Miami in YES chants. Bryan renames the La Bell Lock. Punk goes for a drink… or DOES he and Cena has another rough night.