Archive for October, 2013

10-28-13 WWE RAW

October 28, 2013

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-I’m not happy about doing this fucking show after the bowlshit we had to put up with last night. The ONLY good shit last night was the triple threat tag team match. Everything else, I was WAY fucking over especially when you’re trying to get me to pay for a Great Khali match… on PAY per view… they better give me a good FUCKIN’ show tonight….

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WWE Hell in a Cell

October 27, 2013

 

Fuck this pay per view and quite honestly don’t even bother reading my review because, really… who gives a shit.

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10-25-13 WWE Smackdown

October 25, 2013

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Hey fuckers, its Friday night, Great Puma is scaling ancient temples in Burma and yours truly is drunk and ready for the go-home Smackdown before Hell in a Cell!

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10-21-13 WWE RAW

October 21, 2013

new-raw

super tag team go home night….

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Smackdown [October 18, 2013]

October 18, 2013

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Because this was better than the Battleground pay per view

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10-14-13 WWE RAW

October 14, 2013

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Welcome to Distraction Night…

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Smackdown [October 11, 2013]

October 11, 2013

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The Rhodes Boys and the Wyatt Family deliver a slobberknocker

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10-07-13 WWE RAW

October 7, 2013

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There best be some serious fucking damage control done tonight!

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10-06-13 WWE Battleground

October 6, 2013
Pre Show
-Miz, Titus O’Neil and Tensai join Josh Mathews on the Battleground panel for tonight. Tensai’s looks like someones lawyer or accountant.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Damien Sandow
-fast paced match from the get go which got a lot of time. Ziggler got the clean pin after the zig zag. good stuff start.
Winner: Ziggler
-El Torito hits on Renee Young in the back… fucking awkward.
main show
Hardcore Rules
World Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam
-not long before a chair gets used in this one setting up a tornado DDT by RVD for a 2 count. Later on in the match ladders and trash cans get used, its like a WWE check list for hardcore matches. Ricardo did get involved during the Del Rio arm bar on RVD. Both ADR and double R have a stare down before RR uses a bucket on Alberto before he got beat up. STIFF spot when RVD hit the 5 star off the ring apron onto ADR who had a ladder over top of him. Del Rio then used a chair on RVD’s arm as leverage on the arm bar for the win.
Winner: Del Rio
-in the back Team We The People cut a promo on cheering for your home town. Hey remember Jack Swagger? where did he go…. oh wait.
Real American’s w/Zeb Colter vs. Santino & Great Khali w/Hornswoggle
-slow paced match, crowd kind off out of it until the America’s corner Santino…. yeah it was Khali who got the hot tag… Holy shit moment… Cesaro gets the Cesaro Swing on Khali for the win after the pin, FUCK!!! See that shit!
Winner: Real American’s
 
Intercontinental Champion Curtis Axel w/Paul Heyman vs. R-Truth
-I don’t care about this match. fuck this went longer than it needed too… Hennig gets the neck swing thing for the pin.
Winner: Axel
Brie Bella w/Nikki vs. Diva’s Champion AJ Lee w/Tamina
-AJ’s facials are almost giving away that she’ losing the title tonight. Mid match Tamina jumped Nikki causing the distraction for the role up and the pin.
Winner: AJ
-Rhodes Family get a backstage promo with Renee. Goldust’s paint tonight is dope he looks like Darth Maul. Oh shit did Cody just claim half Cuban!?! oh fuck!
The Shield vs. The Rhodes Family
-I was really into this match, such a good build and story. Match was text book tag team wresting building up to a couple of hot tags. Dusty even got the bionic elbow on Ambrose which set up a DOPE crossroads on Rollins by Cody for the win. Match of the night! The Rhodes get met on the stage by roster and legends.
Winner: Cody & Goldust 
Kofi Kingston vs. Bray Wyatt w/the family 
-slow paced to start with sent the crowd back to sleep until mid match where the paced picked up. Kofi gets caught in the sister Abigail for the pin. He takes a beating after the match and gets a promo cut on him by Wyatt. Match did what it was suppose to for Bray.
Winner: Wyatt
CM Punk vs. Ryback w/Paul Heyman
-slow paced match with Ryback dominating most of it. Punk had a brief come back which Heyman stopped by cutting a promo during it. this one ended with Punk getting a low blow on Ryback behind the refs back… anticlimactic
Winner: Punk
WWE Championship Match
Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton
-oh fuck the feed goes out! looks like there was a power outage in Buffalo so luckily they didn’ start the match yet. well hopefully that wakes the crowd up. Match finally gets going, a lot of back and forth. Great forearm exchange before Bryan takes a suplex to the outside. GREAT series of drop kicks by Bryan from corner to corner. Orton finally ends up in the YES lock when Big Show comes out, pulls the ref out and KO’s Daniel Bryan…. Scott Armstrong then walks down to make the count when Big Show then pulls Scott out an KO’s him. Show then gets jaw jacked by Orton before he gets knocked out… Big Show then celebrates while Brad Maddox watches on… show ends…?!?!?!
Winner: no contest, what the fuck.
-worst ppv of the year.

Smackdown [October 4, 2013]

October 5, 2013

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Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio steal the show in a wrasslin’ clinic

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