Posts Tagged ‘Vicki Guerrero’

11-09-12 WWE RAW

November 12, 2012

Lawler is back and its not long before they turn a heart attack into an angle….

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11-05-12 WWE RAW

November 5, 2012

 

This company has no fucking idea on how to long-term booking…

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10-29-12 WWE RAW

October 29, 2012

 

Let’s see how the fuck they explain this bullshit with the ref from last night’s main event and move to the next level with these two…

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10-22-12 WWE RAW

October 22, 2012

this was no go-home show… this was the soap opera on AJ Lee’s life…

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09-26-11 RAW SUPERSHOW

September 26, 2011

Yes lady and gents I am back from wonderland to bring you think one week push into a Hell in a Cell pay per view. Let’s see if they can pull this off!

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12-21-10 WWE SMACKDOWN REVIEW

December 21, 2010

Hello all this is Mascara De Fuego stepping in for the Great Puma who I believe is at a Swedish knitting convention in Kentucky. For those of you who are use to the NXT review on Tuesday night, I will be taking care of that tomorrow night… now on with the show!

Our commenter’s for tonight are Cole, Josh and Striker.

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12-20-10 WWE RAW REVIEW

December 20, 2010

WWE Champion The Miz comes down to the ring all suited up han solo. He’s in a good mood about still being champion. Riley comes out as the “ghost of Christmas past” wearing what looks like The Repo Man’s coat and sounding like a ghost. Haha He shows footage of when the Miz beat Lawler a couple weeks back. Miz said he’s proud about beating a Hall of Famer and doesn’t regret it. Michael Cole comes out as the “ghost of Christmas present”. Punk calls this the greatest start to RAW!

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10-19-10 WWE NXT SEASON 3 REVIEW

October 19, 2010

 

Ok so I’m watching this shit with my pants off. At least I’ll try and get something from this show tonight…

 

Show starts off by Striker intro’ing the rookies individually. He says we’re at the half way point on the show. He congratulates AJ and Naomi on their challenge wins last week. Vicki interrupts Striker, she doesn’t like how he’s talking highly of the rookies and then she gives Kaitlyn shit for what she is wearing. Vicki says she is recommitting herself to being her Pro again. Vicki got her a gift cause her looks are bothering her. She brought her a hoodie and the crowd is hating on Vicki. Yeah Vicki, don’t put MORE clothes on these chicks! Maxine says to put the sweatshirt so we can move on and how she would rather have HER as her Pro. Alicia Fox is pissed and comes down to the ring at what Maxine said. Alicia and Vicki banter back and forth until Alicia challenges Vicki, rookie vs. rookie…. And we get a match instead of a challenge. That’s good… right?

 

Someone fucked up and they are showing the Smackdown commercial from 2 weeks ago…

 

This Big Show movie looks bad… real bad.

 

Maxine w/Alicia Fox vs. Kaitlyn w/Vicki Guerrero

Kaitlyn has been coaxed into wearing the hoodie and is going to wear it during the match. Vicki and Alicia are mic’d on the ring apron, so it didn’t work for LayCool but it will work here!? Cole and Josh are straight up talking shit about this segment and are now talking about Eastbound and Down?! Cole is now take a phone call and walks off the announce table to take the call?! Dude this is retarded. Now Tony Chimmel is talking to whoever Cole was talking to… this is fucking bizarre. Cole was talking to his “mom”. Yeah these girls are fucking green but you’re the ones who put them on TV. Maxine wins with a roll up.

Winner: Maxine

 

We get the “stand up for WWE” video again. Look man, it ain’t our fucking wife running for Senate. Look, any other day of the week I would stand up for these assholes (even during some fucking stupid angles and segments) but I’m not standing up for you cocks because you’re getting buried in the media because of this political bullshit. Fend for yourselves, you got yourself into this shit. Man I hope she loses this shit so we can get back to normal.. or whatever THAT is in the WWE Universe.

 

Its challenge time, who’s that body. They put up a picture of someone from the neck down and they guess…

 

Naomi gets Cody.

Kaitlyn gets Kelly Kelly

Kaitlyn gets Morrison

Naomi gets Maryse

AJ gets Cena

AJ gets Gail Kim

Maxine gets Kozlov

Naomi gets Melina…. Naomi wins.

 

Needless to say this was a cluster fuck, the last thing they needed to do was give these chicks air horns. Wow that was annoying.

 

Goldust and Aksana in the back, he brings up asking her to marry her to help her out with her visa problems. To make this shit official he get her a ring, its tacky. He tries to go in for a kiss but pulls away. Dammit you’re finally pushing this dude again don’t fuck it up with cheesy shit!

 

Another Make a Wish commercial. We get it you’re charitable peoples.

 

The rookies are out again for the next challenge… it’s a fucking limbo contest with actual limbo music… they go round and round and the bars lower and lower, oh man. This is boner city and I am the mayor. Naomi wins this shit and before I got to climax. Bullshit.

 

Kelly Kelly & Naomi vs. The Bella’s

Cole says he doesn’t get on the internets but this fool has a Twitter and said he read that Naomi could knock him out ON Twitter… oh and let’s not forget this fool gets emails from the GM. I hate to say it but these rookies make the Bella’s look like the Hardy boys… and Kelly Kelly is HBK… ok maybe not. Solid “we want Goldust” chant out of nowhere. This shit breaks down when Nicki and Naomi get into a cat fight. Nicki’s all heel on Naomi. Josh is now getting pissy with Cole cause all he wants to do it pick a fight. Kelly i shocked at this heel style Nicki. Nicki is sent to the outside but Nicki sweeps the leg of Naomi, throws her sister to the outside and makes the cover for the win. Bre doesn’t look too impressed by her sisters actions, but gets her hand raised none the less.

Winners: The Bella’s

 

Ok so that’s over and I have to put my pant back on…

 

10-12-10 WWE NXT SEASON 3 REVIEW

October 12, 2010

Hey, it’s Great Puma here. Mascara de Fuego is out enjoying a concert in La La Land while I’m stuck watching Kaitlyn’s assets for an hour on the internetz. I say it’s a win for me. On to the show.

All the Divas are introduced. Kaitlyn comes out and Vicky is looking bitter on stage.

Striker says the next elimination is coming in 3 weeks time.

‘WWE Name that Tune!’ CHALLENGE

Aj guesses Sheamus. 100 pts.

AJ guesses Teddy Long. 200 pts.

Naomi – Santino. 100 pts.

AJ: Edge – 300 pts. AJ: Cena – 400 pts. AJ: Kofi – 500 pts.

AJ: The Miz – 600 pts. AJ: Melina – 700 pts.

AJ owned the first round.

AJ: DX – 900 pts. AJ: Orton – 1100 pts. AJ: Zach Ryder 1300 pts.

AJ: Dusty Rhodes – 1500. AJ: Trish Stratus – 1700.

Nobody guessed for Legion of Doom.

AJ: Vince McMahon. 1900.

AJ cleans house and wins the competition.

Cole continues to rag on the show like a tool. Josh Mathews plays the white knight.

–I love me a girl who can name most of the WWE theme entrance catalogue.  Color me impressed.

Naomi vs Alicia Fox

  • Fox tells Naomi to bring it. Right.
  • Fox controls the beginning with strikes.
  • Naomi regains control with her aerial offense, including a killer bee sting/jumping booty attack.
  • Fox gets the upperhand again with strikes and methodical wear down holds.
  • Naomi hits a solid enziguiri.
  • Naomi hits a very nice flying heel kick into the corner.
  • Fox with an axe kick to the back. It’s over.

WINNER: Alicia Fox

–That’s how you book an ex-Diva’s champion, in Alicia Fox. Decent for what it was. Naomi never fails to impress.

CUT TO THE BACK:
Million Dollar Goldust is talking to Aksana about her deportation issues. Aksana gives her a sobb story.

Divas are back in the ring. They get to rock the mic and show their personality and stuff.

Naomi is first. No topic for her. She says she needs to vent. Naomi calls out Michael Cole. Naomi says she’s sick of his negativity. She says he’s not Jim Ross. Burn.

AJ’s topic is “Personal Ad”. She says she’s single. Her dream date is going back to her place, turning the lights down low, burning some candles and turning things on…like her X-Box. She can order pizza and then head to bed at 10pm. She’ll put her tag on twitter. Yikes but I’ll be checking Twitter later.

Kaitlyn: “Age before beauty”. Kaitlyn says that Vicky is like a fine wine or a fine cheese. She says that Dolph and her got together and bought her a gift, her favorite perfume, a tube of Ben Gay. Eh.

Aksana: “America”. Aksana thinks that America is the most beautiful country. I love the way she says “W-W-E”. She also give a shout out to Christopher Columbus. I just want her to say “W-W-E” again.

Maxine: “Disrespect”. She talks about how she was disrespected by Hornswaggle. She says she always ends up on top. She says that Kaitlyn disrespected Vicky and Dolph’s relationship and calls her a ‘homewrecker’.

–Not sure if they even mentioned who won the challenge. All I know is that Michael Cole got moded. Classic tool.

Rookie Challenge 3: Power of the Punch Challenge

Naomi’s first: 814. She double axe-handled it. She is told to hit it with one hand. She scores 801.

AJ: 362.

Kaitlyn: 5. She took a running head start and came up with that. She also used her tube of Ben Gay on her hitting arm. Funny in that CBS sitcom way.

Aksana: 666. She’s evil.

Maxine: 605.

Naomi wins the challenge.

AJ vs Aksana

  • AJ starts off like a little luchadore. Dope arm drop and a cute little running dropkick and Aksana is outside of the ring pouty-pouting in Goldust’s arms.
  • Aksana does a nice drop down elbow smash like her mentor.
  • AJ rolls her up with a modified front chancery-small package. One…two…three.

WINNER: AJ

Goldust tells Aksana that they have ‘options’. He tells her they can get married. Goldust gets down on one knee and asks her to marry him (with a deep Goldust breath). She says yes. It’s a shame this wasn’t on cable.

–AJ impressed like Naomi did earlier in the night. I hope the WWE keeps her so she can improve the quality of the matches for the Divas division.

–Overall, the show was okay for what it was. NXT is brain crack for the WWE Universe. It’s like a philly cheesesteak, where you know it isn’t good for you but you’re glad you ate it, and they didn’t hold back on the cheese.

10-05-10 WWE NXT SEASON 3 REVIEW

October 5, 2010

…now on WWE.com

Well, lets see if this pans out having this shit on the internets. It will be interesting to see if they post these episodes quicker on their website or youtube now that its strictly on their website.

Striker starts the show by bringing the rookies out to the stage where he runs down what tonight signifies and how winning immunity is important. Tonight’s first challenge… the bullride… He has the Bella’s come off the stage to show how the bull works. They get on at the same time and basically fuck this bull. After a handful of seconds they both fall off… its now the rookies turn…

Naomi – 12.5

Aksana – 17.9

AJ (with her kiddie cowboy hat) – 9.6

Jamie – 10.9

Maxine – 9.8

Kaitlyn – 10.0

Aksana wins something! At some point the bull lost his horns, what the fuck happened there!?

Damn we’re actually getting commercials here, its WWE commercials but still bowlshit.

Aksana w/Goldust and the Million Dollar Title vs. Maxine w/Alicia Fox

Back and forth match that doesn’t look too bad but maybe hits because my feed looks choppy. Maxine lands the lariat clothesline and goes for the pin but Aksana rolls through reversing the pin attempt for the win.

Winner: Aksana

Cole and Josh recap last nights RAW with Cena joining Nexus.

The next challeng is a Talent show… oh Christ.

Aksana’s is pushups… she does some spider man style pushups, it was kind of impressive actually.

Naomi’s talent is rapping. She busts a freestyle out of 1997.

AJ’s talent is going to kick Cole a personality… actually its flexibility. She does the splits and all sorts a shit that makes me want to take my pants off… wait what!?

Jamie’s talent is turning men on…!? She then tries to come onto Striker and plants one on him. Haha Striker = hard on.

Kaitlyn’s talent says she’s an artist and has an easel. She starts to draw something away from the camera and keeps looking back at Vicki. She draws a stick figure picture of Vicki with a big butt. She said she got her good on that canvas but cant wait to get her down on this canvas pointing to the ring.

Maxine apologizes to Hornswoggle for last week and dumping him. So she baked him a pie and wants him to come out. He of course comes out, she says she is sorry and wants him to take the pie. She then puts some on her figure and rubs it on his face. He then takes the pie and plants it right in her face! She looks good with white stuff on her face…huh!?

The crowd chooses Kaitlyn and her painting. She has 3 and AJ has three. So Striker makes the crowd choose and it seems like Kaitlyn has immunity.

They go to the sappy Make A Wish video. What? Did that come off like an asshole?

Goldust is in the back with Aksana, he’s rubbing the Million Dollar Belt. INS comes in and tells her she’s got 3 weeks to get her papers all wrapped up or she gets her ass deported. This dude calls her a Russian Trish Status.

They recap the relationship (or lack there) of between Vicki and Kaitlyn.

Vicki Guerrero w/Dolph Ziggler vs. Kaitlyn

Vicki is actually in a singlet. She’s actually smaller than she looks with clothes on. That or the internet subtracts 20 pounds…?! Vicki starts up with jumping jacks and stretches. Haha Vicki stalls with more stretches and looking like she is doing yoga. Things turn sour quick when they slap the shit out of each other. Vicki then rolls to the outside and pulls Kaitlyn out and rams her into the guard rail a couple of time! VICKI for DIVA’S CHAMP! Vicki brings her back into the ring and gets in her face ala Stone Cold! Kaitlyn then gets her head bounced off the turnbuckle a couple of time and choked on the ropes. She then yells at Ziggler than she’s a woman and Kaitlyn’s a girl. Haha Vicki is comedy when she tries to slam Kaitlyn and holds her back like she was just trying to lift Andre the Giant. Vicki then gets a slam for her trouble. Vicki gets in Ziggler’s face to help her but then Vicki gets rolled up for the pin. Kaitlyn then hugs Ziggler in front of Vicki and she is fucking pissed off. Ziggler tries to defend himself but she’s not hearing this shit. I gotta say, for someone who isn’t a wrestler, Vicki was at least entertaining.

Winner: Kaitlyn

We are back and Striker has the rookies at ringside, its elimination time and… JAMIE is eliminated!!!! Wow that’s a shocker! She thanks the fans and says that the rookies have worked hard. She’s broken up about it. I figured she would have at least made it a little while. Well at least she didn’t go into heel promo like the guys.

Well, the show was ok and not too unbearable to watch from my laptop. Lets hope they put this up on youtube for those days I am running late to sit in front of the laptop for this.