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10-18-10 WWE RAW REVIEW (Guest Host Bobb’e J. Thompson)

October 18, 2010


Show starts of with Smackdown GM Teddy Long coming down to the ring. He introduces himself like we don’t know his ass. Teddy gets booed when he announces he is taking over RAW. All of a sudden we get an email of course… Cole reads the GM wants Teddy out of his ring right now. Teddy has the Bragging Rights Trophy brought out. I don’t remember it looking like the NHL cup, must be a new one. Another email comes in and the GM wants Long out or else. Teddy then comes down and Cole gets in his face. And ANOTHER email comes in and another, and another. Teddy is now on the podium while the emails keep coming. Teddy then shuts off the laptop! Haha He then brings out The Big Show and Team Smackdown (sporting blue shirts) who line up in the ring. This brings out The Miz and Alex Riley come out in their red shirts. He says they all look like Smurfs in their blue shirts. He’s gonna win the trophy for the A Show. He then intros Team RAW. Miz then brings out the returning Ezekiel Jackson as the last person on his team. Miz then wants Smackdown out of their ring, they don’t move and RAW makes the move to the ring and a brawl ensues. Smackdown gets the best of them and Miz gets RAW up out of the ring. Show then challenges Miz to a captains match tonight. Cole is pissy cause Teddy is still at ringside. He’s got the laptop.


WWE Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre vs. The Hart Dynasty

So are they going to explain where DHS was last week? Lots of pink and black signs in the crowd, chanting “we want Bret”. Drew & Cody take the advantage early on against Kidd. Kidd finally makes the hot tag, beating on Drew. DHS hits the running powerbomb but Cody makes the save. They go for the Hart Attack but DHS is too far and Kidd keeps telling him to get closer. DHS then tries to go for the Sharpshooter but then gets the Future Shock for the win. Kidd starts to walk off while Natalya and Smith argue.

Winners: Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre


In the back John Cena is feeling up his Nexus arm band. Oh, its sad faced Cena and he’s here with Randy Orton. Orton says he knows Cena doesn’t like this shit with Nexus but he will kick his head in if he gets in Orton’s way. Cena says we’ll take that foot and shove it up his own ass…. Ok, ok he didn’t say that. But he’s eyes did…


They show a video piece on R-Truth… maybe its cause they wont let his ass in Canada.


Goldust w/Aksana vs. Zack Ryder

Right before the match starts Ted DiBiase and Maryse come out to the stage. Goldust hits the Final Cut minutes into the match for the win. Ted then comes in and jumps Goldust while Aksana and Maryse fight over the Million Dollar Belt. They end up running to the back setting up for Ted to get hit with the Final Cut. Glad they are pushing Goldust again.

Winner: Goldust


Cena in the back with Nexus. Wade wants Cena to test Harris and Hennig tonight. Cena is surprised and wants to know what the catch is. Wade says no catch just give the people what they want but then tells Cena to go get his ass some water. Haha.


That kid from the Playstation commercial and Role Models is playing Raw vs. Smackdown in the back when Miz comes in and is pissed he’s talking shit while he is using Show to beat up Miz. Kid shows no fear! Show comes in and saves his ass.


We are back to Cena and his water. The crowd is chanting “water boy” haha! Wade takes a sip and then takes the rest to Cena’s face. Haha. This is good shit.


John Cena & WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. Husky Harris & Michael McGillicutty

I honestly hate having to type out McGillicutty, it just annoys me. The kid is a Hennig, play that shit up god dammit!  Before the match starts Nexus comes out to the stage to watch the match. Cena start the match off strong against Hennig, he then hits ringside to break the momentum and we’re going to break. We’re back and Orton just hit a standing dropkick on Hennig before he makes the tag. Hennig then lands his own dropkick and Hennig and Harris have now taken the match over, keeping Cena in their corner. Harris is solid, kid is going to blow up one day mark my words! Cena finally makes the hot tag and Orton is out fast. He then hits his DDT in the ropes on Hennig and sets up for the RKO. Harris tries to make the save but takes an FU. Orton then hits the RKO on Hennig for the win….?

Winners: Orton and Cena


They celebrate and Cena goes to shake Orton’s hand when Wade gets on the mic and stops him. He then kicks Cena out of the ring and tells his ass to stand by the announce table. Wade then says Cena has the best spot to watch them take out Orton. Nexus surrounds the ring and they attack but Orton is trying to fight back. They gang up on him at ringside and there aint shit Cena can do. They roll Orton into the ring and hit fights back again but they gang up on him. Gabriel and Otunga hold up Orton for Slater to hit his finish on him. They lift him up again so Otunga can hit his Uranage. And last but not least they set up Orton in the Corner for the 450. Cena keeps yelling for them to stop. Wade then calls Cena in the ring, and although he hesitates he does it. Wade orders Cena to give Orton an Attitude Adjustment. He hesitates again but picks him up. Wade then stops him and doesn’t want Cena stealing his spot light so he gives him the Fireman’s Carry Slam instead. Cena leaves in disgust. I think it would have been better having Cena reluctantly hitting the FU on Orton. Nexus leaves Orton laying in the middle of the ring with shit grins on their faces.


Vicki Guerrero is out after the break. She reminds people who she is and what her position is. She then takes credit for having Smackdown there tonight. The crowd hasn’t boo’d louder than they are right now. She brings out Ziggler. He brags about his looks before shilling out Vicki. This brings out Daniel Bryan to the stage, he says he isn’t a ladies man but he can do better than Vicki. Bryan proposes Champion vs. Champion at the ppv. Ziggler accepts but doesn’t want to wait until Sunday and slaps the shit out of Bryan. Vicki then gets in front of Ziggler but that doesn’t stop Bryan from beating on Ziggler and Bryan getting the LaBell lock on Ziggler at ringside. The Diva’s then come out and surround Vicki in the ring. Gail has a bucket… but its filled with….glitter… stupid. Vicki is pissed and hits the bricks. Bryan is left in the ring with all the Diva’s, they dance and he….does the electric slide and does the splits, he plays that he hurt his balls before dancing more with the diva’s. You know what WWE… FUCK YOU! This kid is a motherfucking talent and a HALF and you bitch him out week after week and for what!? Because you think you know what WE want?! You don’t know shit! God forbid you PUSH a kid that has a following thus making HIS fans YOUR fans. Fuck… sorry but this is frustrating watching them bitch out Bryan and Kaval killing any cred they had.


Natalya vs. Alicia Fox

Crowd is really into Natalya obviously. This doesn’t last long when she gets the Sharpshooter on for the win. She’s celebrating when LayCool come out to clown her. Layla calls Canada’s beer watered down! Haha They go for the cheap heat talking more shit about Canada and the Harts. They then come out and get the best of them. McCool gets the Sharpshooter on Nattie while Layla takes pictures on her iPhone. Natalya then turns the move on McCool and then goes for the Sharpshooter on Layla when McCool drags her off to end this shit.

Winner: Natalya


They recap CM Punk taking Evan Bourne out last week.


Show, Hornswoggle and Teddy Long in the back when Josh comes in and ask him about them showing up tonight. The entire Smackdown roster comes out and Teddy says that’s “vintage”. Haha


They then go into a shill WWE PG13 video package with stars like Snoop, Jeremy Piven and basically anyone who’s ever been on their program or anything WWE guys have been on. Seriously, they don’t suck their own dick enough that we need THIS fucking video!?… Of course they show President Obama, George W., Hilary and John McCain…. Christ. Ok I cant take anymore… FAST FORWARD… Cole wants us to stand up and defend the WWE… Man, on a normal basis I would be defending you fuckers but I know what you are trying to do here! You’re trying to get us to make the WWE look good for Linda and her Senate run. Not for any other reason than THAT. So no assholes. I will NOT be helping you this time.


Sad Cena in the back when Wade stops him, puts his arm around him while Wade says he isn’t done with Orton yet.


So I guess Bobb’e J. Thompson is the guest host. He calls for more boos! Future heel! He intro’s The Big Show as he says he’s going to lead Team Smackdown to victory.


The Big Show w/the entire Smackdown Roster vs. Miz w/the entire RAW Roster

Miz is sporting a “C” on his shirt for Captain. Haha. Miz calls out the entire Raw Roster. Right off the bat, Show rips off Miz’s shirt and chops the shit out of him. Show manhandles Miz and throws him to the outside. Teddy Long then comes out and changes the match to a Battle Royal, Raw vs. Smackdown!



Raw vs. Smackdown Battle Royal

They wait until we come back from break to star the match and it’s a sea of red and blue shirts. Hornswoggle roughs up Cole at ringside and gets on his headset. He snorts, grunts and talks gibberish into the headset. Ugh. Its shit like this that makes Michael Cole right with the shit he talks. And I hate agreeing with his fucking ass. Slowly the herd thins out and Hornswoggle keeps hitting Cole with his Smackdown flag to keep him away. A “we want Bret” chant breaks out again. Edge gets rid of Swagger and Swagger is pissed! Swagger pulls Edge out and puts the ankle lock on him at ringside. Jackson gets rid of Rey, then the tag team champions at the same time! Its Bryan, Jackson and Sheamus vs. The Big Show! Bryan is out first leaving Jackson and Sheamus to double team Show with a suplex! Show gets rid of Jackson and Miz is back in. Miz and Sheamus trying to get rid of Show! Edge is back in and spears Sheamus while Show chokeslams Miz over the top rope! Edge clotheslines Sheamus over the top and its Edge and Show winning the match! Hornswoggle’s runs around the ring like an asshole waving the Smackdown flag.

Winners: Team Smackdown


In the back Nexus and Cena are in the locker room when Wade tells Cena to raise his hand like it will be at the ppv. Sad Cena does it reluctantly. As Wade laughs Sad Cena leaves and we are DONE for the night.

I guess it was a good go home show for the ppv for what it was. I will be interested to see what the numbers are for this show seeing at they had a short time to build to it PLUS a big UFC show the night before…



08-16-10 WWE RAW REVIEW (Charlie Day, Justin Long and Matt Sedakis)

August 16, 2010

Nexus beats their SummerSlam opponents individually… except one which leads to Nexus trimming the fat.



August 9, 2010

The Stage is set! Team RAW vs. The Nexus