Posts Tagged ‘Sting’

08-18-11 IMPACT WRESTLING

August 18, 2011

WOOOOOOO!

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Come on TNA, you’re not even trying…

August 9, 2011

7-28-11 Impact Wrestling

July 28, 2011

Yo, it’s Great Puma here. Mascara de Fuego is off painting Captain America’s shield so he can make it all Captain Cuban and stuff. Since the Cuban flag has the same colors the shield ended up looking the same. Oh well.

Kendrick goes all poetic, Velvet ain’t gonna be bullied no more, and Sting got on a fly ass red suit. All this and more after the jump!

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07-21-11 IMPACT WRESTLING

July 21, 2011

CM Punk at Comic Con this is not…

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TNA’s Destination X Live Coverage

July 10, 2011

Kazarian pins Samoa Joe

  • Hard chops on the corner by Joe.
  • Hard clothesline on Kazarian on the outside.
  • Pele Kick by Joe in the corner.
  • Dueling forearm shots by both men.
  • Springboard Tornado DDT by Kazarian.
  • Slingshot DDT by Kazarian for two!

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Sting on the WWE.

April 1, 2011

“I wouldn’t say it was utter nonsense, that’s not true! It’s a dream match that fans would want to see. It was close. I’m glad things turned out the way they did. There are so many variables. Let’s just say that I turned it down for the same reasons I always have. Something in me never trusted what would happen up there, based entirely on the track record with other WCW guys and everything that went on after Vince bought WCW. I wont be watching but I’ll be asking what happened between Undertaker and Triple H.”Sting on why he didn’t go to the WWE. (credit: 411mania.com)

I find it funny that Sting was worried what the WWE would do to him considering what TNA has done for his career in the last couple of years… which is nothing when you aren’t being noticed in this second rate company. Yes, you are a main eventer in TNA and have held their World Title multiple times but don’t you think someone with so much history in wrestling would want to end his career on the biggest stage of them all?

Sting has a valid concern but he isn’t just any other former WCW talent.Yes, Ric Flair didn’t have a career like he did in WCW/NWA but look at the send off that man got at WrestleMania! It was like no other. Flair might have gone on to taint is WWE farewell but all in all it was a momentous event none the less that will live on.

Just think of where we would be right now, just days away from WrestleMania and the hype what would be going on right now to building Sting vs. Undertaker. Make no mistake that would be huge, even if the WWE found a way to fuck up the build word of mouth would have put that match over. Unfortunately its all for not, Sting is still with TNA and the WWE has built Taker’s streak match against Triple H.

I have to say, after these last couple of episodes of TNA IMPACT!, Sting has made a bad choice.

03-10-11 TNA IMPACT! RANT

March 10, 2011

TNA World Champion Sting comes out, he’s now sporting one red eye so he looks like he’s wearing a pirate eye patch. He does a cuts a promo about being back etc for a few minutes. Hogan & Bischoff come out and calls Sting out about taking his ball home. Sting didn’t want to deal with Hogan and Bischoff until it he got “that fire” back. AND the over booking begins… Mr. Anderson’s music hits and he comes out and wants his rematch. He introduces himself to Sting doing his Anderson… Anderson mic bit. The dude does his usual overacting. Over booking continues with Jeff Hardy coming out next, he was robbed last week. Our next contestant… RVD, he was originally screwed when he got stripped of the title and a bunch of other shit. Bischoff sets up a matche for tonight with all of these dudes.

Beautiful People, Cookie, Jersey Shore Angelina, Winter, Serita shit talk session in the back.

The Pope and Samoa Joe wrestle each other next in one of the lamest feuds of the year. I hate you TNA, this should have been some dope shit here, come on its Joe vs. The Pope!!!

I hate the Okato character. Luckily he’s taken out right off the bat with Pope hitting him with a pipe before the match. I wonder what the WWE would do with Joe. I would like to think they would do it right but they wouldn’t. I guess Joe is best here, even with this bullshit ass role. Anyhow it was a decent short match I suppose. Joe gets jobbed out by getting hit in the head with Pope’s chain.

Bully Ray is back stage all pissy about Tommy Dreamer stepping on his nuts. He wants to fight him tonight.

TNA Knockout Champion Madison Rayne with Tara. Rayne is pissed about competition, offers another open challenge. Roxxi comes out and gets beat. Mickie James makes the save.

Dreamer doesn’t like getting called out so he goes out to the parking lot waiting for Ray. Funny that Dreamer has become the same character he was in the WWE. I guess the only difference is the lighter work schedule… right?

After the break Ray is now in the parking lot looking for Dreamer. Instead he gets jumped by Devon. Ray sold his ass off while Devon yelled “those were my kids”. Ray doesn’t want anymore but Devon doesn’t listen. Dreamer finally shows up and pulls Devon off. Security guy checks on Ray but instead Ray beats his ass.

Sarita w/Rosita, Cookie and Jersey Angelina vs. The Beautiful People and Winter was next. This shit sandwich ends when Velvet “rolls up” Jersey Angelina. Worst roll up in recent history.

Video package on that football fool from last week.

Anderson in the back asking if Jeff Hardy, Bischoff and Hogan do drugs… too soon?

Matt Hardy and Ric Flair take on AJ Styles next in a handicap match. They come out and cut a promo on each other first. I would have listened to this shit but I got into a deep conversation with my fiancé about wrestlers like Ric Flair back in the day and how the WWE doesn’t let dope dudes blow up like they use to… or sometimes never. Sigh. Anyhow, after the commercial the match starts. Its not long before Flair is busted open. Matt Hardy hits the Twist of Hate after Flair nut shots Styles for the pin. Ok no DQ match.

Sting tries to hug it out with RVD but he ain’t having it.

Generation ME takes on Inc Ink with Beer Money on commentary. ME’s wrestling gear is straight out of 1991. Its bad, although not as bad as how hard Ink Inc try to be cool with their tattoo’s and Mohawks. A tribal tattoo on a wrestler has become more common than bad tans. Ink wins. Shannon Moore and James Storm cut promos for their teams after the match.

Anderson in the back when Jeff Hardy comes into his locker room. Jeff tries to get Anderson on his page, it doesn’t work.

Pope in the back, he’s sick of this Joe bowlshit. He’s gonna rid TNA of Joe.

Recap of the wedding bullshit from last week followed by a backstage promo with the Jarrett’s. Jeff is excited about the honeymoon in… Orlando… so romantic Jeff.

Cool video package for the X Division and Kazarian.

Sting video package is shown next up until he walks away from TNA then returns last week.

Borash in the back with TNA Champion Sting… wow look a promo NOT shot in “REaction” style. They need to switch out the Title belt when Jeff isn’t holding it. It just looks lame when Anderson and Sting hold this Hardy belt. Anderson comes out of “nowhere” and beats up Sting.

Who the fuck is introducing the main event!? Sounds like a midget!?

Main event time Anderson & Jeff Hardy vs. TNA Champion Sting & RVD. Sting doesn’t come out so Anderson starts the match beating on RVD. Anderson and Hardy aren’t getting along. Hardy hits the Twist of Hate on RVD but Anderson stops the count and hits Hardy with the Mic Check. Lights go out and when they come back up Sting is in the ring and beats on Anderson. This leads to RVD hitting the Five Star Frog splash for the pin.

RVD and Sting celebrate and this shit is finally done.

Oh by the way, they have a ppv on Sunday. Let me know how it goes.

02-24-10 TNA IMPACT! RANT

February 24, 2011

Mr. Anderson starts the show pissy, leads to RVD coming down and ends in a brawl. Isn’t this what he did with Morgan? Bischoff and Immortal come out and make a match between RVD vs. Anderson vs. Angle. Hey look its Al Snow and D-Lo Brown.

Another bad promo by Scott Steiner in the back that is interrupted by Eric Young. Stupid.

Footage from earlier today with Jarrett and Karen with their gay wedding dress guy. Stupid x 2.

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03-15-10 TNA IMPACT! REPORT

March 18, 2010

In the back a tacky orange hummer shows up with Hogan, Hardy, Abyss and RVD. Is this TNA’s version of Sunday Brunch?

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