Posts Tagged ‘Jerry “The King” Lawler’

09-17-11 WWE RAW

September 17, 2012

Ryback moves up… to a Subway sandwich commerical, the tag team champions argue and Punk’s got his foot on the ropes.

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RAW Supershow [September 19, 2011]

September 19, 2011

Two major superstars are fired!  Cena plays second fiddle to CM Punk in the Main Event! Zack Ryder wins another match! All this and the main event for the Hell in the Cell is set!

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RAW Supershow [September 12, 2011]

September 12, 2011

A Bret Hart Sharpshooter sighting! Cena wins again. Vicky loses even more weight. Mark Henry lays Orton out again! CM Punk’s pipebombs go mute and so much more!

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09-05-11 RAW SUPERSHOW

September 5, 2011

 

More Triple, Kevin Nash and CM Punk drama. Del Rio spends the night trying to solicit cronies and the man of steel can’t be phased… ugh.

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05-09-11 WWE RAW REVIEW

May 9, 2011

Right off the bat Ricardo Rodriguez is introducing Alberto Del Rio who drives out in a Rolls Royce. ADR comes to the ring and reminds us what his name is. He says his destiny was stolen by that coward Edge and says we wasted a lot of time last week with the Rock’s celebration. He says there is no one better than him and its he who should face Cena. This brings out Rey Mysterio and says his destiny is to be Ricardo Rodriguez’ announcer and then challenges ADR tonight, winner getting Cena. Before ADR can finish his though The Miz and Smackdown’s Alex Riley come out, Miz talks shit about Smackdown and says this is still his show and blames Riley for the shit that happened last week. ADR says Miz had his moment and he didn’t get the job done and now he goes to the back of the line. Miz doesn’t like this shit and says he DID get the job done last week and that the ref was incompetent and tells Rey and ADR to fight in a Taco Bell parking lot. Ha. R-Truth then comes out with no music, he says he hates hospital food and that Morrison is eating a whole lot of that right now because what he did to him. He then says he doesn’t care if the guys in the ring all share the same bed pan and cuts then all down individually. He tells us when an angry black man is talking, we need to shut up…. We get an email… the GM says he only sees three who deserve this match so we’re getting a triple threat, Miz vs. Del Rio vs…. then we get another email…. The third person is… Rey Mysterio. Truth doesn’t take this shit too well and goes off and gets in the face of Rey. Mysterio says Truth should be in the match and that’s “what’s up”. Ha. The crowd gives Truth the “hey hey hey goodbye” chant while he walks off. Miz gets back on the mic and says ADR and Rey are day laborers on RAW. Haha Before Miz can say he will be the next WWE Champion, Rodriguez says Alberto Del Rio’s name. This causes shit to break down with Riley, Rodriguez, Miz and ADR beating on each other. Rey waits his turn and dives onto ADR on the outside before celebrating in the ring.

Well, lets see how this goes… cool that its these three guys and not old hat but Cena isn’t going to lose the title right now so it doesn’t fucking matter.

Diva’s Champion Brie & Nicki Bella vs. Eve & Kelly Kelly

-Brie and Nicki with hot tags while keeping Kelly in the ring.

-Kelly fights back with the flying head scissors, a smack in the ass and a somersault to the corner to Brie.

-Kelly gets the roll up and pins Brie… or Nicki.

Winner: Kelly Kelly & Eve

Right after the match Kharma comes out to the ring slowly. The Bella’s hide at ringside while Eve and Kelly look on. The Bella’s then run up the ramp. Kelly goes to the outside while Eve gets the clothesline. Kharma then runs off Kelly and heads back in the ring to finish off Eve with an implant buster. They are definitely doing a good job getting her over.

WWE Tag Team Champions Kane and Big Show do the walk backstage, oh great we get another Mason Ryan match… sigh.

Mason Ryan w/CM Punk vs. Kane w/Big Show

-Ryan over powers Kane but Kane fights out with a flurry of punches in the corner.

-stiff clothesline by Ryan before choking Kane with the 2nd rope.

-snake eyes and a powerslam my Ryan for a 2 count.

-dropkick to the leg then head of Ryan.

-Punk kicks the leg of Kane which causes Show to knock out Punk at ringside.

-the rest of Nexus then comes in and attacks for the DQ.

-the tag champions fight them off and clear the ring last hitting a double chokeslam on Ryan.

Winner: Kane by DQ

Santino Marella vs. Dolph Ziggler w/Vicki Guerrero

-Ziggler looks so vanilla now, he’s not even wearing the same tights anymore, just black tights and while boots.

-Ziggler starts strong punching the shit out of Santino.

-high elbow drop by Ziggler who’s treating Santino like a jobber.

-Santino tries to fight back and goes for the cobra but gets hit by a standing drop kick.

-Zig Zag puts away Santino.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

 

They recap the bullshit on Smackdown where Christian loses the World Title to Randy Orton.

Truth in the back still talking to himself. That new backstage guy stops him, Truth makes fun of the fans wanting him to go back to singing and dancing. He says no more of that shit and bounces.

Zack Ryder (oh shit, yeah on RAW) and he’s showing Cena how to fist bump before he does the walk.

Miz and Riley in the back watching the footage from last week. Riley tries to defend himself but Miz isn’t having it. Riley keeps apologizing but Miz keeps cutting him down. Riley says he’s going to make it up to Miz and walks off.

They then follow Riley in the back walking, he then comes out to the arena and gets into the ring. He gets on the mic and says he only cares about the Miz and is going to prove it to Miz by challenging John Cena to a match. It takes Cena a while but he finally comes out.

WWE Champion John Cena vs. Alex Riley

-Cena showboats Riley by showing him up on… wrestling moves…?

-Riley finally gets a stiff clothesline for a 2 count.

-Cena does his typical move set that leads into the YCSM fist drop.

-AA on Riley but Cena is too busy staring at Miz who comes out.

-another AA to Riley then the STF for the win.

Winner: John Cena

Miz looks on and Cena does his usual after match bullshit. I wish this dude was actually on Smackdown now. I fucking hate having to review his ass.

WrestleMania comes out tomorrow on Blu-ray and DVD bitches!

Michael Cole is in the ring after the break, he’s retiring from in-ring competition after beating Lawler twice on ppv. He says he’s retiring undefeated. Lawler comes into the ring but Cole says The King cant touch him or he’ll be fired. Lawler cuts to the footage last week with Rock beating on Cole. Lawler challenges Cole with the stipulation that if he loses that he would induct Cole into the Hall of Fame himself and even give Cole his HOF ring. Cole says he doesn’t think so and goes back into his glass cage of human emotions. Cole is now pissed cause Lawler couldn’t let him retire in peace, cuts down Tennessee, Al Gore (putting over George W. Bush), Elvis and Lawler. Cole says he decided yesterday to retire from wrestling and how he and his mom watched WrestleMania over and over. Cole goes back to talking shit about Lawler and asked him what he did for mothers day. Cole plays up the asshole role again on Lawler’s mom. Lawler goes to attack Cole but Swagger attacks Lawler from behind taking him out with the ring post.

United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Jack Swagger

-Swagger teases the ankle lock and Kofi almost hits the trouble in paradise shortly after the start of the match.

-flying forearm and a dropkick by Kofi sending Swagger to the outside.

-Swagger sidesteps Kofi, then rolls back into the ring and hits the high boot sending Kofi to the outside.

-Kofi hits a high cross body from the top for a close 2 ½.

-Kofi skins the cat but Swagger puts the ankle lock on Kofi while he is coming over.

-Swagger then works over the ankle of Kofi until he fights back trying to hit a tornado DDT.

-Lawler comes out from the back causing the distraction.

-Kofi hits the trouble in paradise for the pin.

Winner: Kofi Kingston

Lawler takes out Swagger then start to throw furniture into Cole’s glass box. Lawler then takes Cole’s tie from the hole in the box and bounces Coles he’s off the glass multiple times before just the refs come out to pull him off. Swagger comes over and checks on Cole while yelling how Lawler is now fired for touching Cole. Lawler says he only touched his tie. Swagger then accepts the match for Cole but Cole is freaking out about it. Lawler celebrates on the announce table.

Let’s hope this is the end of this shit finally… its run its course folks.

Triple Threat match to become the #1 contender

Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio vs. The Miz

-Rey fights off both Miz and ADR and teases a double 619.

-ADR sends Rey to the outside but then gets rolled up by Miz for a 2.

-Rey back in with a pin attempt that Miz breaks up.

-Miz hits the corner clothesline taking out both Rey and ADR.

-Rey goes for the 619 on Miz but ADR sweeps his legs from under him.

-ADR sends Rey to the outside, Miz goes for the SCF but ADR fights out and teases the arm breaker before we get a double clothesline spot and a commercial break.

-back from the break and ADR has cornered Rey and hits a tilt a whirl back breaker on him.

-Miz comes back in sending ADR to the outside but walks into a stiff kick to Miz’s head for a 2 ½.

-ADR pulls Miz to the outside and hits a clothesline on him by Rey comes over the top rope with a seated senton.

-Rey to the top with another seated senton on ADR in the ring and a HIGH cross body for a 2 count.

-Miz to the top but Rey sends ADR at him.

-Rey with the top rope hurricaneranna to Miz.

-arm breaker drop to Rey by ADR

-arm breaker on Rey!… Miz comes in and ADR rolls him up for a 2 count.

-short DDT by Miz for a 2 count.

-Miz tries for SCF by Rey sends him to the outside. Riley is now back in trying to get Miz back in the ring.

-ADR is sent into Riley who was on the ropes taking him out.

-619 by Rey and a top rope splash on ADR but ADR is in the ropes.

-Miz comes from behind and rolls up Rey for the win.

Winner: The Miz

Riley and Miz slowly walk back up the ramp while Rey looks on frustrated.

While Riley and Miz celebrate Cena comes out and congratulates Miz like he did after WrestleMania. Cena says the match at the ppv will be an I Quit match. Miz doesn’t look happy about this nonsense.

Truth then comes out of nowhere and hits the mic check on Rey in the ring as we go off the air.

Ok RAW I guess. They set up matches for the ppv but right now they are just “eh” matches.

03-07-11 WWE RAW REVIEW

March 7, 2011

They recap last weeks Triple H promo where he buried the current roster, killed Sheamus and about his match with Taker at WrestleMania.

We cut to the area to Taker’s gongs and Johnny Cash’s song. Taker then does his slow, smoky walk to the ring. Taker says two legends will collide at WrestleMania and in the end there can only be one last outlaw. He mentions how people say this is the year the streak ends and how they feel Triple H is the one man to do it. Taker reminds us what happened at the last two WrestleMania with someone Taker calls, the greatest of all time. They then roll to footage of the Taker vs. HBK matches from Mania, good video. He says at WrestleMania there will be no excuses and the match will be No Holds Barred! Taker mentions what HHH said about when the streak dies, Taker dies or Triple H will die trying. He ends by saying HHH will rest in peace. Good opener that didn’t drag on… (cough, cough, TNA).

Stone Cold Steve Austin returns tonight!

They cut to the back and its Nexus beating on Randy Orton. Punk says he put McGillicutty on the shelf but where they are sending him is much much worse. Punk throws him continually into a steel wall then gives him the G2S. Punk then wants Nexus to drag Orton to the ring.

We’re back from break and Nexus is still beating on Orton in the ring. The refs finally show up to break this up. Otunga is yelling at the ref to ring the bell to start his match with Orton. The ref asks Orton if he wants to continue and he says yes.

 

Randy Orton vs. David Otunga

-The bell rings and Otunga goes right at Orton in the corner punching and kicking him.

-Otunga makes covers after bodyslams…? He keeps looking at the WrestleMania sign.

-Uranage on Orton for a two count

-RKO out of nowhere on Otunga…1..2..3! Otunga can not be in the corner of Punk.

Winner: Orton

 

Mason Ryan comes out after the match and continues to beat on Orton… until RKO to Ryan! Punk shows back up and he keeps taunting that he is going to go into the ring. Orton looks back at Otunga and before Punk can get to Otunga, he gets punted! This Nexus keeps getting bitched out. Bring back Wade Barrett… geez. Why cant CM Punk ever get a stable that they get behind, fuck!

Cole reveals his choice for guest ref in his match with Lawler at WrestleMania tonight.

The cover that Miz has posted on Twitter that he is boycotting RAW tonight.

CHRISTIAN IS HERE! Ricardo Rodriguez comes out and intro’s Alberto Del Rio who comes out with Brodus Clay. At least we know what they are doing with this guy. ADR tells Christian that they are fighting but not tonight and tells him he has to get through Clay first.

 

Christian vs. Brodus Clay w/Alberto Del Rio

-Christian goes for the Killswitch early but Clay power out of it.

-Head butt thrust from Clay to Christian’s chest!

-Arm lock by Clay into a t-bone suplex.

-Dropkick by Christian off the top ropes but it takes two of those to get Clay off his feet. 2 count for Christian.

-Tornado DDT by Christian in the corner…1..2…THREE!

Winner: Christian

 

After the match ADR beats on Christian, he tries to fight back but ends up in the arm bar. The ref finally gets Del Rio off of Christian, he smiles and walks off with his crew.

Recap of Rock’s response to Cena. Cena tweet’s he’ll throw the knockout blow tonight… whatever man.

Great promo video is shown for Sin Cara! This dude is fucking quick!

Sunny is the next inductee to the WWE Hall of Fame! Oh, and “Bullet” Bob Armstrong was sort of announced too.

 

Diva’s Champion Eve w/Gail Kim vs. Nikki Bella w/Bre

-Eve starts by manhandling Nikki.

-Cole spends the whole match getting himself over and his match at WrestleMania.

-Cole finally gets on the mic and says enough with this match and how he cannot wait to announce his guest ref will be. Josh keeps telling Cole to sit down, I think it finally worked.

-Ref catches Bre trying to do Twin Magic and kicks her out of the ring.

-Neck breaker by Eve for the 3 count.

Winner: Eve

 

Cole gets back on the mic and says thank god that is over, he calls himself the main event and how we’re going to find out who the ref is… back from break and they roll footage of Swagger taking out Lawlwe from last week. Cole says his match will be the main event, he is holding the contract for the match and the person who signs it will be raising his hand up high when he beats Lawler. He said he respects Lawler which is why he choose this person to be the ref and will call it down the line. This person is a former WWE Champion and a true legend, Cole says. That this person is iconic and a Texan just like Cole. Cole keeps saying “you know he is hear” and gets the crowd to chant “Austin”, he then calls the crowd fools and how he suckered us all… and how his ref for WrestleMania is….JBL!!! The limo with the horns pulls up and JBL comes out of the limo with his shit grin, a suite and a cowboy hat. He and Cole stand in the ring hugging and smiling. JBL brings up how he left the WWE for New York City and how he felt sorry for Texas and their loser teams. He thanks the people for welcoming him with open hearts. Ha. He says whatever to the WrestleMania guest host and how no one has ever had their debut match in the main event at WrestleMania. How Cole has paid his dues to become what he is now. JBL says he hates bully’s like Lawler… HA! Pot calling the kettle black! JBL says he cant be bought and will call this match down the line. He pulls out a pen to sign Cole’s contract. JBL says this is his return by signing this contract. Before he can sign it…STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN’S MUSIC HITS! Austin comes out and celebrates on the turnbuckles with middle fingers blazing! The first shot got the fingers, all the other ones cut off the shot at his wrists. JBL and Cole yell at Austin while the crowd chants for Stone Cold. STUNNER TO JBL! Austin puts on JBL’s hat and calls for beers! Cole gets back on commentary and yells how this was HIS NIGHT! Austin pours beer on JBL and he drinks another. Austin then stops and looks down at the contract sitting in the ring, then looks up at the WrestleMania sign as the crowd cheers him on. Cole is losing his shit right now! Vintage Cole! Haha Austin say’s if you want him to sign this contract give him a HELL YEAH, the crowd gives it to him and Austin signs the contract! Cole says he’s gonna faint! Haha Austin says he is now the guest ref because Stone Cold said so! Cole keeps begging asking why. Austin then shakes his hand and covers Cole in beer, wishes him luck and pushes him back into his chair. Austin goes back into the ring and while Cole is leaving all pouty lipped, Austin pours more beer on him. JBL is on his feet and Austin gives him a beer. JBL is apprehensive but they toast, drink and Austin stunners JBL again! Cole and Swagger are on the stage all pissed.

Good segment, maybe a little predictable but fun. Austin might need to practice his Stunners again, he seemed a little rusty.

More footage of the Rock from last week is shown.

Cole and Swagger in the back and Cole is bitching about his suit and being drenched on beer. Swagger tells Cole to focus on the so called King and he’ll focus on Stone Cold.

Of course now that Cole is gone, Lawler is out for commentary. I like that they are keeping Cole and Lawler separate. Cole said we saw the greatest thing in TV history.

 

United States Champion Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus

-Sheamus looks sad faced coming to the ring.

-They show footage of him getting bitched out by Triple H last week.

-Sheamus starts off aggressive on Bryan in the corner, manhandling him.

-Dropkick by Bryan than sends Sheamus to the outside and holding his ankle.

-Sheamus gets counted out as he favored his ankle.

Winner: via countout Daniel Bryan

 

Sheamus gets on the mic and says he’s been on a losing streak but that changes next week when he wins the US Title. He challenges Bryan and says if he cant beat him, he’ll quit! Bryan agrees to the match.

Next we get part 2 of HBK’s interview about Taker vs. HHH.

 

CM Punk w/Mason Ryan vs. R-Truth

-Truth is just the jobber to the stars now.

-Punk tries to get the best of Truth off the bat but Truth rolls him up for a quick 2 count.

-Punk sent Truth into the corner post multiple times.

-Truth fights back with a series of clotheslines and a scissors kick for another 2 count.

-Punk hangs Truths arm over the ropes then hits a Uranage into the Anaconda Vise for the tap out victory.

Winner: CM Punk

 

After the match Punk has Ryan hit the shoulder breaker on Truth.

Best sign of the night from WWE Sign Guy. It says “Nexus leader?” with a picture of CM Punk from high school. Haha

They go to footage of HBK talking about Triple H and their history. He talks about the evolution of Triple H over the years and shills the shit out of him. I think its smart to make Triple H sound like he is bad ass enough to take out Taker but lets not keep burying the current roster folks.

Snooki from the Jersey Shore is the guest host next week…. Sigh.

Vick Guerrero is out! She gets out a couple of “excuse me’s” then intro’s the former World Champion and the new member of the RAW roster, Dolph Ziggler.

 

Dolph Ziggler w/Vicki Guerrero vs. John Morrison

-Vicki is on commentary and she says her and Ziggler are just business partners now.

-Great spot where Morrison goes to jump over Ziggler but Ziggler dropkicks his knee instead which sends him to the outside.

-Back from break and Ziggler has Morrison in a headlock.

-Vicki talks shit about Snooki and how she best keep her hands off her men.

-Rolling neck breaker from Morrison but Ziggler gets his foot on the ropes.

-Poke to the eye of Morrison when the ref wasn’t looking which sets up the Zig Zag for the 3 count!

Winner: Ziggler

 

Vicki goes into the ring to celebrate with Ziggler and we get an email… Lawler says Cole is ringing beer out of his diaper, he reads the email and the GM did hire Ziggler but not Guerrero! The GM calls her a “very polarizing figure”. Lawler said she can have a job if she wins her match next week against… TRISH STRATUS! Security then comes out to escort Vicki out. The crowd is eating this shit up while Vicki grabs onto Ziggler’s leg. Ziggler calms her down and she leaves with security. Vicki is pissed that Ziggler isn’t helping her. haha.

More footage of Rock’s comments last week, how Cena will pay for running his mouth.

Cena comes out for his “knockout punch”… The bitches cheer him and the dudes boo him. We get a Rocky chant. He kisses the crowds ass in Texas. He said he’s got one guy mad at him, the Rock. That gets another Rock chant. He said he liked what the Rock said about him, how he thought it was funny. He then does the “you can’t see me” that Rock does. He said some things that made Rock really mad. Cena says he is addressing Rock in hiphop this week. Crowd is booing. He says the Rock’s ass is soft and how he wouldn’t take is glasses off. He said he could have gotten on a plane or a helicopter but instead he stayed home and read off a teleprompter. He said you could see the words on his glasses. He said that the Rock is unbeatable and how he is going to put Cena on the shelf but the only thing Rock is beating is himself. He says Cena is in the same place but that Rock is a yabba dabba disgrace. He says Rock’s bragging made him throw up, but if he wants to be the People’s champion all he has to do is show up. Cena says he is glad this is over so he can cross it off his check list and offers Rock a pearl necklace… that he pulls out of his pocket. He makes a Rock eating his shiatsu then cuts to a picture of Rock looking like he is eating a dog. Cena has a Rock shirt that says “I bring it, via satellite”. Funny. He tells Rock not to call him out anymore cause that’s bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Better showing from Cena in this one but still, he is second class and still a bitch. Why doesn’t he go and scratch the Rock because his balls itch.

Miz comes from behind and clocks Cena with the WWE Title! Miz then gets on the mic and says he and his little buddy the Rock have disrespected him for the last time. How every time he and Rock get their panties in a wade the same thing happens to Cena. Miz then busts his own rhyme. He then looks into the camera and introduces himself to the Rock. He tells Rock to be the best Ryan Seacrest he can be. He then talks shit on Rock and says he’s the Miz… then hit the skull crushing finale on Cena! Oh shit, Miz is going for the People’s Elbow. Haha! He then picks up the mic and says, AWESOME!

Show ends with Miz standing over Cena.

Good show and build up to WrestleMania. Its unfortunate that Stone Cold’s return didn’t have what The Rock’s did but then again this isn’t the first time Austin has been back.

 

02-20-11 WWE ELIMINATION CHAMBER REVIEW

February 20, 2011

We start the show with Ricardo Rodriguez in the ring introducing Alberto Del Rio!

Our announce team is Booker T, Michael Cole and Josh Mathews. Odd, no Striker.

Del Rio says he’s committed to excellence, not like the people here in Oakland. Haha He says he’s going to be World Champion because its his destiny. He then calls Kofi a piece of trash, nothing. How Kofi stop destiny.

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12-06-10 WWE RAW REVIEW

December 6, 2010

The show starts off with Punk and Lawler on commentary. Punk compliments Lawler on his match last week. Michael Cole then shows up on the stage and wants to explain himself for what he did last week. He calls last week traumatic and how he was hurt by the letters he got. He said he will not apologize for supporting The Miz.

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11-29-10 WWE King of the Ring RAW REVIEW

November 29, 2010

Show starts with a recap of Barrett vs. Orton… which then turns into Miz vs. Orton with Miz cashing in the Money in the Bank briefcase and winning the title. Oh yeah John Cena stuff too… Still annoyed the way they did that. You have Cena cut an emotional promo only for it not to mean shit when Cena shows up and costs Barrett the title. This is why no one believes your “fired” angle and figures Cena will be back sooner than later.

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