Extreme Rules – Predictions & Thoughts

predictions Extreme Rules 2015

courtesy of wwe.com

WWE World Heavyweight Title Steel Cage Match

(RKO is Banned, Kane is the “Keeper of the Cage”)

Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton

Mascara De Fuego: Rollins. Let me first start off by saying, FUCK this pay per view. Nothing feels worth this show being put on. They should pull a UFC move and just cancel this bullshit. Who fucking care about this show that will be forgotten about!? Anyhow, Rollins will win this match when he and Kane end up on the same page again. Orton will huff and puff about being screwed the night after this shit. No reason why this should not be a good match. Orton will end up using the RKO as some point, probably after the match.

Great Puma: Rollins. Rollins is the best thing going in the WWE right now. There’s no reason for him to lose and Orton is over no matter what position he’s at on the card. I’m sure they’ll steal the show and an RKO-festival is going to happen so the live crowd can go home happy.

WWE United States Title Russian Chain Match

John Cena vs. Rusev

Great Puma: Cena. Cena will win but Rusev will get the last laugh. I feel like they have one more blowoff match left and this isn’t it.

Mascara De Fuego: Cena. Please don’t take the title off of Cena… Normally I would be clamoring for this dude to lose whatever title he’s got but this shit is keeping him out of the main event, thank god! This stipulation will cripple this match and make it less important than the WrestleMania match.


WWE Intercontinental Title Match

**Tentative based on Daniel Bryan’s condition**

Daniel Bryan (Neville) vs. Bad News Barrett

Mascara De Fuego: THIS match won’t happen but Barrett will come out, bitch that he’s not awarded the title by forfeit then will end up in a match with Adrian Neville who will beat him…

Great Puma: Neville. This is a dumb pick on my part but can never put my money on Barrett no matter what gimmick he’s in. I just don’t care for Barrett at all.


WWE Divas Title Match

Nikki Bella vs. Naomi

Great Puma: Naomi. Both ladies have improved a lot, especially Naomi who was already a decent worker in her first year in the ring. Unfortunately, I give zero fucks since AJ is gone and Paige is off doing bigger and better things.

Mascara De Fuego: Nikki. Next match…


Chicago Street Fight

Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper

Mascara De Fuego: Harper. Ambrose will continue on his PPV losing streak until they turn him heel.

Great Puma: Dean Ambrose. My other FULL MARK pick of this post. I want these two guys to steal the show but I have a feeling they’re going to have their match time cut short and/or they’re going to be told to hold a lot back. My only hope is for both of them to look great and have an excellent match.


“Kiss My Arse” Match

Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler

Great Puma: Ziggler. You know I have to go full mark on this bullshit. Sheamus just came back and I’m already tired of his ass. I’m tired of seeing Dolph Ziggler consistently get treated like the middle child. Just a few months ago he was the last man in last year’s Survivor Series Main Event. Now he’s putting everybody else over and making them look good in the process. The people are dying to see this Ziggler win and the poor guy is just being used as a mid-card stepping stone for fucking Sheamus of all wrestlers.

Mascara De Fuego: Sheamus. Fuck this stipulation and fuck the fact Sheamus will win this match and Ziggler will continue to be NOTHING in the WWE. Just leave man, go make your money on the indies, New Japan, TNA, GFW, Lucha Underground, ANYTHING better than the shit you’re doing in this fucking company.


Last Man Standing Match

Roman Reigns vs. Big Show

Mascara De Fuego: Reigns. He’ll win with some sort of Cena-esque stunt to keep Big Show from standing up….

Great Puma: Reigns. Welcome to the era of Super-Roman. I expect Show to dominate most of this match, only for Reigns to get his “thank you, sir, may I please have another” smirk on and bust 5 moves of Samoan doom.


WWE Tag Team Title Kickoff Show Match

Tyson Kidd & Cesaro vs. The New Day

Great Puma: Kidd & Cesaro. I was thinking of the possibility of the New Day getting the belts so that the Lucha Dragons actually have a heel opponent to win the belts off of when they get their eventual run with the tag team title. However, I think the WWE realizes that  Kidd & Cesaro have become fan favorites to the hardcore fan base. I’m thinking the New Day still have some wrinkles to iron out in their new heel persona before they get any form of push.

Mascara De Fuego: Kidd & Cesaro. Ok mother fuckers, you’re a match short on this ppv so more this fucking match onto the actual card. Fuck the tag team champions always being in some pre-show bullshit.


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