02-09-15 WWE RAW



Soooooo looooooong…..

-Roman Reigns started the show to what sounded like a mixed bag of reactions, but mostly boos. He yaps about last week and flubs words while doing so… Daniel Bryan then comes out to a great reaction, but did get some “no” chants. Bryan goes on about their match at Fastlane before letting Reigns know that HE is a better wrestler. This brought out the Authority to do their own yapping. Bryan made a Katie Vick reference when bringing up Hunter’s history with caskets… ha! Steph pulls a play out of Teddy Long’s play book and makes Reigns & Bryan vs. Show & Kane…

Big Show & Kane vs. Roman Reigns & Daniel Bryan

-Bryan was the star of the match. He got cornered by Show and Kane, selling for them until the ref called it because of Kane and Show’s double teaming. Reigns then took a steel chair from Show before turning things on Show and using the chair on him. Kane came in and tied to choke slam Reigns when Bryan was trying to make the save which backfired on him as he ended up drop kicking Reigns in the corner. Reigns pushed Bryan which got booed… Hunter then set up another tag match for tonight between Reign and Bryan vs. The Authority, a 5 on 2.

Winner: Reigns & Bryan by DQ

Seth Rollins vs. Ryback

-so the Authority have their own guy work double duty?! Makes no sense… not long before J&J get involved behind the refs back. Ryback finally went for the shellshock when J&J caused the DQ… this is going to be a long night isn’t it… Ryback took a curb stomp after the match for good measure.

Winner: Ryback by DQ

-a Sheamus video package airs… who cares…?

Paige vs. Brie Bella w/Nikki

-Paige tried to make chicken soup out of chicken shit. They finally booked a distraction finish that cost a Bella the match.

Winner: Paige

-Rusev and Lana are out next to pay tribute to John Cena. They cut to a video package of Cena getting his ass kicked by numerous superstars. Rusev cuts a promo on Cena that brings him out with his zombie/pinkeye… he cuts one of his “ghetto” sounding promos on what he’s going to do to Rusev at the ppv. He made NO mention of the US Title… this yapping led to a brawl on the ramp and up to the stage. The refs break it up before Cena ends up in the accolade.


Dolph Ziggler vs. Bray Wyatt

-rematch from last week. There was dueling chants for this match. This was a slower paced match which got some time (or at least it felt like it). This match had the same result as the last…

Winner: Wyatt

-WWE World Champion Brock Lesnar & Paul Heyman were out next to address the Fastlane match between Bryan & Reigns. Another stellar promo by Heyman putting over Brock, the Fastlane match and WrestleMania.

Goldust & Stardust vs. The New Day

-Cody walks…

Winner: New Day

-Triple H was out next to talk about his history in the WWE and what Sting has done. He then calls Sting out at Fastlane and wants an answer right now… then the area goes dark revealing Sting in the arena at different parts… “we want Sting” chants break out. Hunter sells for a Sting imposter before the Titantron reveals that Sting accepts…

Tag Team Champions Uso’s w/Naomi vs. Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

-the beef between Natalya and Naomi is building… look out. Decent match with Kidd and Cesaro outsmarting the Uso’s for the pin and the win.

Winners: Kidd & Cesaro

-Rikishi is announced as the next inductee to the Hall of Fame… hmmm… Uso’s were still in the ring clapping and riling up the crowd for this announcement although they were booked to lose the previous match… odd planning.

Sin Cara vs. Damien MIZdow w/The Miz

-fucking 3rd hour of RAW always kills me… Miz is at ringside with a live mic during the match… and wanted MIZdow to do personal assistant shit during the match like get him water and open the bottle… Miz shut down Sandow from doing the figure four which of course caused the classic RAW distraction for a pin… I think the count is 2 for this night… this took the air out of the crowd who were behind MIZdow

Winner: Sin Cara  

-Bray Wyatt yappy yap promo.

Curtis Axel vs. Dean Ambrose

-Axel is continuing to gripe about not losing the Royal Rumble… Short. Dirty Deeds for the win. He calls out Barrett again for a title shot. He gets Barrett on the titantron with some TMZ rip off graphics.

Winner: Ambrose

Daniel Bryan & Roman Reigns vs. Big Show, Kane, Seth Rollins & J&J Security

-this is a beat down off the bat and it lasts a while… Ryback, Ziggler and Rowan show up and even things out… ref isn’t calling it…? Bryan then beats on J&J which got loud chants from the crowd. Bryan was going to go for the flying knee but Reigns who was selling at ringside for the entire match, tags himself in and hits the spear for the win. Both jaw jack about what just happened before Bryan eats a spear for to a sea of boos…

Winners: Bryan & Reigns

-I really should just commit to walking RAW on Tuesday nights either on the DVR or the Hulu Plus version. These long shows starting at 8PM (Pacific Time) are a rough watch having to stay up until 11pm…

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