WWE TLC (and Stairs) Predictions


TLC 2014 predictions

Tables Match

(If Cena loses the match he loses his shot at the WWE World Title.)

John Cena vs. Seth Rollins

Mascara De Fuego: Cena. I think it would be stupid to go against super-Cena in this match. Ultimately it’s a meaningless match with the added stip to add more intrigue but that’s all for not. It’s hard to be excited for this show when NXT put on a great show on Thursday night!

Great Puma: Seth Rollins. Another full mark pick from yours truly. I really don’t want to see Cena vs. Brock again at the Rumble, but that’s the rumored plan for now. I hate it already and I would hate to see Randy interfere at the end to give Cena the cheap W. Whatever happens, I hope Seth is looking strong and I expect him to go all Shawn Michaels and steal the pay per view. TLC Match

Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt

Great Puma: Ambrose. This is a full mark pick. I know… I know… never go full mark. Wyatt will still have his heat whether he wins or loses, which is a testimony to his skill as an all-around performer. Ambrose is at the cusp of breaking through to superstar status. He’s just one incredible promo and match away from breaking into Daniel Bryan-CM Punk territory.

Mascara De Fuego: Ambrose. I’ve actually liked the build up to this match, both guys have been really aggressive in their encounters which has made this stand out more than their feuds before this. To me, this should be the main event. I am hoping (as I do with every Bray Wyatt match) that THIS will be the stand out performance for him and even in defeat he looks strong. Ambrose needs this solid victory after losing to Rollins at Hell in a Cell.


Chairs Match

Ryback vs. Kane

Mascara De Fuego: Ryback. Don’t give a fuck about this match.

Great Puma: Ryback. Because Roman Reigns is still out and they still need to build as many upper-tier stars while they can. I’m still baffled by Ryback’s rocket climb to the main event, and then his meteoric fall to the midcard limbo, only to be pushed down our throats back to the midcard. I just don’t get it, WWE.


Intercontinental Title Ladder Match

Luke Harper vs. Dolph Ziggler

Great Puma: Ziggler. I’m daring the WWE to at least reach the bar that NXT Takeover REvolution set. Putting Ziggler over will help that cause. I expect this match to be bananas because talent-wise, it looks like the best match of the PPV on paper. This is a future Wrestlemania Main Event in my own perfect wrestling world.

Mascara De Fuego: Harper. This one should really go to Ziggler but it wont and they will continue to fail him as a performer that they should be pushing further up the card. This one could steal the show.


Tag Team Championship Match

Miz & Damien MIZdow vs. The Uso’s

Mascara De Fuego: Miz Squared. This should be a fun match, the crowds are really loving Sandow.

Great Puma: MIZdow & the Miz. Miz on down, miz on down the roa-oad! I dig the Uso’s but I don’t love them. I absolutely LOVE what Damien MIZdow is doing, and so does the rest of the wrestling world. I’m wondering when their going to allow him be the solo star that he is.


Steel Stairs Match

Erick Rowan vs. The Big Show

Great Puma: Erick Rowan. Big Show doesn’t need shit at this moment. He should be a bigger star than he is but that’s another topic for another day. Shoooooo-. Rowan is just starting his singles career. Give the big lamb guy a push.

Mascara De Fuego: Big Show. Don’t give a fuck about this match.


United States Championship match

Rusev vs. Jack Swagger

Mascara De Fuego: Rusev. Swaggers never going to get booked to beat Rusev.

Great Puma: Swagger. They wouldn’t give Swagger a little momentum just so he can beat by Rusev again at a PPV would they? They probably would but I have faith the WWE wants to show they can have booking that makes sense like NXT.


The New Day vs. The Dust Brothers

Great Puma: New Day. Good for Kofi and his crew. I hope this isn’t a reactionary booking decision towards The Millions March. WWE has the tendency to have more than their share of White guilt. If the WWE really wants to dissolve their glass ceiling temporarily, they can give Kofi a well-deserved run with the WWE Title. Oh yeah, and fuck Randy Orton.

Mascara De Fuego: New Day. Might be another fun tag team match with The New Day getting a solid win against the former tag champs.


Diva’s Championship Match

Nikki Bella vs. AJ Lee

Mascara De Fuego: Nikki. If they aren’t putting the title back on AJ, who cares.

Great Puma: AJ Lee. “Look at us! We’re not petty jerks. We put the title back on AJ in good faith because we’re happy for CM Punk and his new endeavors,” said nobody in the WWE inner-circle.



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