WWE Battleground – Predictions

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Battleground Seth Dean 2014

Fatal Four Way for the WWE Title

John Cena vs. Kane vs. Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns 

Mascara De Fuego: Cena. Its fairly obvious that Hunter’s plan “C” is Brock Lesnar. I still think it’s a great idea to put it on Lesnar and it only makes sense against Cena. He gets vengeance for losing his first match back to the fed which was against Cena many moons ago. Not a bad selling point. The match should be good but not great.

Great Puma: Cena. The cat is outta the bag ain’t it? Promotional poster leaks of Cena vs. Lesnar at Summerslam are all over the interwebz. Is the WWE smart enough to use web leaks to sway their audience in a different direction? I’m thinking not. I expect Reigns to get the most shine despite the inevitable LOLCENAWINS outcome. Looking forward to Brock Lesnar destroying Super Cena in August.

 

Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins

Great Puma: Rollins. People love the chase. The WWE loves the chase. If Ambrose wins, this feud dies. Rollins winning by cowardly, heel ways, would push the storyline and just make the crowd adore Dean Ambrose more. I say Ambrose kicks Rollins ass for thirteen to fifteen minutes, and then Rollins wins with a lot of help from his Authority stablemates. And the beat goes on and on and on and on…

Mascara De Fuego: Ambrose. Man, I really hope this is match of the night. Feels right about time to do this match and Ambrose needs a good win after this week’s beat down. I can’t wait to see these two finally working against each other.

Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt

Mascara De Fuego: Wyatt. Wyatt needs a big win, it seems like it’s been a while. I hope he and Jericho make a really awesome match. Jericho is the master at putting on a good match.

Great Puma: Chris Jericho. Bray should win the feud but let’s have Jericho win to make it interesting. I’d personally like to see this be a best of 9 series that happens at every pay per view, and culminates up to next year’s Wrestlemania, which MDF and I are planning to go to by the way. This is the darkhorse Match of the Night.

 

Jack Swagger vs. Rusev

Great Puma: Swagger. This is a full mark choice. Rusev is getting his build, but Swagger hasn’t had this much interest in him since his rookie year. A loss would not hurt Rusev at all, but a loss for Swagger just puts him back to midcard irrelevance, where he’s been in the last few years. This feud has legs, let Swagger win the battles, and have Rusev eventually win the war.

Mascara De Fuego: Rusev. Swagger and Jeb Colter are on fire but I can’t see them going with Swagger right now when Rusev is still getting built up.

 

Diva’s title match 

AJ vs. Paige

Mascara De Fuego: AJ. I’m going with Paige finally going full heel after this match with a beat down to AJ. heelish. I’m hoping for a good match.

Great Puma: AJ. AJ has just been way to good in the character department to place her behind Paige in the Divas spotlight. Until Paige, or any upstart from NXT, truly connects with the WWE audience, the Divas Division belongs to Mrs. Punk.

 

2 out of the falls match for the Tag team Title

Uso’s vs. Wyatt Family

Great Puma: Wyatt Family. We all want to see Luke Harper carrying gold over his shoulder (he really doesn’t strike me as a gold-around-the-waist type of cat). Have these teams trade the belt back and forth until the WWE wants to commit to the Dust Brothers and give them the love that they deserve.

Mascara De Fuego: Wyatt. Come on, just put the belts on the Wyatt’s already. You want to breathe new life into their feud, take the belts off the Uso’s. They can get it back but we need a temporary switch to spice things up again with these four. They’ve had some good matches and this shouldn’t be any different.

 

Intercontinental Battle Royal

Mascara De Fuego: fuck it, Sheamus. Seeing how the IC Title has been bad luck for everyone who’s held it, maybe it can make Sheamus go away on a vacation or something… both the US and IC Title don’t mean shit right now so I would much prefer seeing someone with both just like the World Championship. Hell, why not make every champion in the WWE carry two separate title belts!? That’s gotta be fun to do at the airport.

Great Puma: Cesaro. I pick this because Jim Ross picked this. You may say that’s a bad reason but we all know this is a weak way to put a championship title around somebody’s waist. It’s lazy and it’s an insult to any fan who’s been watching for 30 years and has seen Savage vs. Steamboat for the IC Title at Wrestlemania 3. If not Cesaro, my personal “Plan B” would be Ziggler. At least give it somebody that can give us great matches night in and night out.

 

Cameron vs. Naomi

Great Puma: I give zero fucks about this.

Mascara De Fuego: I don’t give a fuck.

 

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