12-15-13 WWE TLC




-Shield interrupted the TLC panel of Josh Mathews, Booker T, Mick Foley and The Miz to cut a promo on CM Punk. After that promo Kofi shows up and gets in Miz’s face and bitch smacks him. The panel had to split these fools apart.

Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango w/Summer Rae

-Michael Cole makes a tasteless comment on Patrick Swayze saying he “was” from Houston… way to start it off Cole… Fandango shits on the Texas line dance before the match… burn on you Texas… short match where Summer got involved causing the distraction setting up the leg drop from the top for the pin. Oh well.

Winner: Fandango


-I don’t think I’ve mentioned before but I like the addition of Renee Young, she comes on legit and not like a dumb model who isn’t a fan…

-a limo showed showed up 2 minute before the ppv, it’s the Hunter, Steph AND Vince! Well, shit.

-Steph and Hunter start the pay per view like it’s a RAW… they get a lot of YES and WHAT chants as they go over the history of these titles.

CM Punk vs. The Shield

-Typical 3 on 1 match. Reigns took a bad dive over the announce table trying to hit Punk with a spear. This pretty much takes him out of the match as he gets looked over by the medic. Reigns come back in at the last minute to miss the spear on Punk and hit Ambrose with it for the pin! Solid ending especially with the beat up eye of Reigns.

Winner: Punk

-Renee with AJ and Tamina. AJ is grumpy that everything in the WWE is a joke. He kisses the belt and walks off.

Diva’s Champion AJ w/Tamia  vs. Natalya

-nice chain wrestling exchange started this one. Decent little match between these two. AJ rolled up Natalya on the 2nd attempt of the sharpshooter for the pin.

Winner: AJ

Damien Sandow vs. Intercontinental Champion Big E Langston

-this was a pretty good match. Sandow looked aggressive yet sold everything Big E threw at him. He got the pin after the big ending.

Winner: Big E

-Orton and Vince in the back. They shake hands and that’s it… no one was mic’d.

Fatal 4 Way

Real American’s w/Zeb Colter vs. Rey Mysterio & Big Show vs. AxelBack – Curtis Axel & Ryback vs. WWE Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes & Goldust

-Axel took 3 chops from Big Show in the early goings. 2 of them the crowd asked for with a “one more time” chant.  Goldust rolled up Ryback to eliminate his team. Goldust took the big swing for a close 2 count that Cody broke up. Big Show gets the hot tag from Goldust who knocked out Swagger and Cesaro  who was coming off the 2nd rope! Last couple of teams are the Rhodes brothers and Show & Rey. Show took a suplex from the Rhodes brothers for a close 2. Hot tag to Rey with Cody in the ring was nice high paced shit. Cody and Rey are magic! Cody gets the crossroads to end this one. This fucking match picked up with these two teams, holy fuck! Match of the night! All 4 shake hands after the match, good shit!

Winner: Cody & Goldust

-The Primetime Players shill the brawlin’ buddies in the back when Khali comes in with one too… oh no here come the Matadores… this is goofy… Vicki and Maddox are in and have their own brawlin’ buddy match… oh no Kane the Accountant comes in to ruin the party… the locker room clears when Kane the Accountant has his own match with the Cena and Brodus Clay buddies… Brodus wins.

Brodus  Clay w/Tensai, Naomi & Cameron vs. R-Truth w/Xavier Woods

-mid match Clay is left solo by his crew leading to the roll up and the pin. Nothing match.

Winner: Truth

-in the back Vince comes in and shakes Cena’s hand. He said some shit to him but we didnt hear it since we’re listening to the new Busta Rhymes & Q-Tip track “Thank You”. Dope shit!


Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz

-I don’t give a FUCK about this match… again. This got a boring chant mid match. Trouble in paradise for the pin…

Winner: Kofi

Daniel Bryan vs. The Wyatt Family

-similar to the last match with Bryan fighting off all 3. Bryan finally gets the best of them which is where the rent went up! Bray ended up hitting the sister Abigail for the win… oh well, crowd was pumped up until that moment.

Winner: Wyatt Family

Unification Match – Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match

WWE Champion vs. World Champion

-typical TLC plunder match. Orton took a table from the apron to the outside… but then no sold it and hit an RKO on Cena… mid match Cena gets handcuffed to the bottom rope which looked to seal his face but miraculously he untied the bottom rope within a few seconds and climbed up the ladder to keep Orton from getting both belts. This lead to Cena taking a table to the shoulder which lead to Orton taking both titles down and winning… yay the lesser or two evils won…

Winner: Randy Orton

-not a bad ppv I guess.


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One Response to “12-15-13 WWE TLC”

  1. Estell Newton Says:

    Surprise surprise

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