Summerslam 2013 Predictions

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WWE Title Match: John Cena (c) vs. Daniel Bryan w/Special Referee Triple H

Mascara De Fuego:  Daniel Bryan. This match better not just go to Bryan but the title better be around his waist to finish off the show. I don’t want to see Randy Orton or Triple H screwing Bryan out of the title. That shit angle hasn’t done anything for anyone in YEARS. Let the guy have his feel good moment in Los Angeles and call it a night OR better yet have Orton try to cash in only to have Bryan tap his ass out! Bryan then gets TWO big wins in one night.  IF this match is any good its solely because of Daniel Bryan. You can expect the same old shit from John Cena…

Great Puma: Daniel Bryan. This is a full mark pick and I don’t give a damn what anyone says. The best possible ending to this pay per view is Daniel Bryan holding the WWE Title above his head as he stands on a turnbuckle while confetti is floating down from the Staples Center rafters. This is the only ending I want to see and the only ending I will accept. MDF’s scenario of Randy Orton getting tapped out after a cash in will also work.

World Heavyweight Title Match: Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Christian

Great Puma: Christian. I would hate to see ADR win with a Ricardo Rodriguez swerve. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen. I think Christian is tired of his one more match gimmick and this is the perfect time to end it and wear the World Championship once again. This is a sleeper match of the night.

Mascara De Fuego: Christian. I don’t know why but after that video career retrospective that Christian got on Monday, something in my gut tells me they might try to put the title on him. I am definitely ok with that! Del Rio has been working hard as always but he is still missing SOMETHING and now that he doesn’t have Ricardo Rodriguez it just makes it more noticeable. Still though, this should be a pretty good match.

CM Punk vs. Brock Lesnar

Mascara De Fuego: Punk. Realistically I would like to see Brock take the win here but seeing as his dates are VERY limited I don’t see them giving him the win if Punk’s not going to be able to get his win back at some point. This match will probably be pretty brutal, good but brutal. If there was a match on this card that will have a solid story match, it will be this one.

Great Puma: Punk. Punk never had a Super Cena moment and here’s his chance to go over a mountain of odds against him just like Cena has been doing the last ten years. Expect this to be match of the night and I really do think Punk and Brock will have amazing chemistry together. I’ll be looking for both of them to be working extremely snug and throw in some shoot moves every now and then. I’m beyond excited for this one.

Ring of Fire Match: Kane vs. Bray Wyatt 

Mascara De Fuego: Bray Wyatt. I think a lot of people are going to be let down when this match here doesn’t see anyone catching on fire. The fire will probably be used for a dramatic effect but nothing more. I’m hoping these two can have a good match and even more so make Wyatt look good.

Great Puma: Kane. Kane wins but the Wyatt family will have the last laugh. This feud will probably last another few pay per views and will end with Kane losing a casket match. After all, we haven’t seen druids in a long time.

Cody Rhodes vs. Damien Sandow

Great Puma: Rhodes. He needs his revenge while Sandow is on his way to bigger and better things. No problem. Sandow is still getting his much deserved World Title run sooner or later.

Mascara De Fuego: Rhodes. I have enjoyed the shenanigans of this feud but I do think this will be the blow off to the feud as I do feel like Sandow will be cashing in sooner than Orton… maybe even at SummerSlam. Should be a good and entertaining match.

Dolph Ziggler and Kailtyn vs. Big E Langston and A.J. Lee 

Great Puma: Ziggler and Kaitlyn. I really just want to see Big E vs. Ziggler but whatevs. AJ got the last laugh on Smackdown so it’s Kaitlyn’s turn. I’m going with that logic.

Mascara De Fuego: Langston & AJ. This isn’t going to be good. Yeah everyone in this match has been having good matches but something tells me the chemistry for this one will be too off to get into. Ziggler gets screwed here and takes the pinfall.

Natalya & Maria Menounos vs. Brie Bella & Eva Marie
Mascara De Fuego: Natalya & Maria M. I take it back, THIS shit right here is going to be bowling shoe ugly. Menounos wrestles on occasion and basically to get in a spot or two and no one has seen Eva Marie work at all… this is going to hurt.

Great Puma: Natalya & Maria. I didn’t know this match was happening. The WWE wouldn’t let the wife of a Gracie win in their ring would they?

Pre-Show US Title Match: Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Rob Van Dam

Mascara De Fuego: RVD by DQ. This will be a good (and stiff) opener to the ppv but I wouldn’t be surprised if this one turns into a six man with the Shield taking on Big Show, Mark Henry & RVD. If it does they will have the Shield lose… again. Stupid.

Great Puma: No contest. I’ll just be a smarky smark and base my prediction on the big rumor that they’re just going to go with the six-man tag. This time however, the Shield win.

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