WWE Elimination Chamber 2013 Predictions


Elimination Chamber Shield 2013

WWE Champion The Rock vs. CM Punk w/Paul Heyman

Mascara De Fuego:  The Rock. Although I wasn’t a fan of the go-home show where they focused on The Rock recounting a crack whore story from Nashville and a Punk & Heyman love fest that didn’t make sense, I am looking forward to this match. I think this has potential to be even better than their last match. Although they could put the title on Punk at the ppv only to take it off of him on RAW, I think they best plan to keep The Rock strong into Mania is to have him defeat Punk cleanly… and hopefully with the Rock Bottom this time…

Great Puma: The Rock. Their first match was good but I had the feeling that they didn’t pull out all the stops. I think they’re going all out in this match and I look forward to seeing them battle. The outcome should be clean but this DQ-countout nonsense leads me to believe that all sorts of fuckery is going to happen at the end of this match. My only request is that they both kickout of the each other’s finishers and that we see a successful People’s Elbow.

World Champion Alberto Del Rio w/Ricardo Rodriguez vs. The Big Show

Great Puma: Alberto Del Rio. Could the WWE possibly book a Wrestlemania triple threat match between Ziggler, Jericho, and Alberto Del Rio? That’s just too good to be true, which is why I’m betting against the Big Show, and that we will be seeing ADR vs. Mark Henry at Wrestlemania. Ziggler has to be involved somehow and I even hope he cashes in.

Mascara De Fuego: Del Rio. I think it’s a bad idea to job Show cleanly here thus making him look weak before WrestleMania but I don’t see him walking out with the title. I do see Del Rio winning this match but it wouldn’t be surprised if he does drop the title between this victory and WrestleMania. Maybe Ziggler? I would like to see Del Rio take the title to Mania and possibly a match with either Ziggler or Jericho in a face vs. face match. An interesting match that could be building (but I don’t want to see until after Mania) is the anti-minority angle Swagger is doing with the returning Dutch Mantell (Zeb Colter). Perfect feud with Del Rio.

#1 Contender for the World Title at WrestleMania Elimination Chamber Match

Jack Swagger w/Zeb Colter vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton

Great Puma: Mark Henry. Jericho’s been great on the good guy side of the fence, while Mark Henry has been an absolute terror on the bad guy side of the fence. They’ve been so damn good lately that I wish one of them didn’t have to lose. Henry gives a nice marquee face vs. unstoppable match up with Alberto Del Rio at Wrestlemania, if Del Rio beats Big Show. On the other hand Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler would be the best possible ‘Mania match they could make for the World Heavyweight Title.

Mascara De Fuego:  Jericho. I know the push has been made for Mark Henry and in a short amount of time being back he has rolled through several individuals, including Randy Orton. But I think they need to spend more time rebuilding Henry as a monster before putting him into a World Title picture. With Jericho in the title pictures it would set up for a solid match between he and Del Rio even if it would be a face vs. face match. Anyhow, Henry is my runner up if Jericho doesn’t take it. I do think this match will further signal the break up Team Hell No.

The Shield vs. John Cena, Sheamus & Ryback

Mascara De Fuego: Team Cena. I would LOVE to think they would keep the Shield strong and have them beat 3 of the top goodie goodies in the company but that shit isn’t happening before WrestleMania. They are going to keep Team Cena strong going into Mania. I personally would keep the Shield strong but they fools aren’t listening to me and will probably do the same finish Team Cena did with 3MB… sigh.

Great Puma: For fucks sake – The Shield. Why would the WWE go with predictable, status quo booking? Super Cena and friends don’t need this win at all. Ryback will still have a whole arena cheering him whether he wins or loses. Sheamus will still do his lame good guy, comedy schtick and be over with the preteens. I don’t have to explain how Super Cena doesn’t need a win one bit. The Shield are great and they should never lose a 3 on 3 match.

United States Champion Antonio Cesaro vs. The Miz

Great Puma: Cesaro. Cesaro is one of the best things going in the WWE and I don’t think the powers that be want to halt his momentum any time soon.

Mascara De Fuego:  Cesaro. This match gets upgraded from a Youtube Preshow match it was last month. Still doesn’t matter, Cesaro wins this one.

Diva’s Champion Kaitlyn vs. Tamina

Great Puma: Tamina. A Tamina win would really set up a nice moment for Kaitlyn or Natalya if they beat Tamina for the title at Wrestlemania. They might as well hype up Tamina as a monster champion for six weeks to make the ‘Mania moment that much sweeter.

Mascara De Fuego: Kaitlyn. She’s been improving recently which is awesome but the Diva’s division is THIN right now.

Youtube Preshow Match

Rhode Scholars vs. Tensai & Brodus Clay

Mascara De Fuego:  Tensai & Clay. I guess since the Tensai experiment failed and Clay is in limbo, the best thing they could do is to tag these two together. I’m ok with this especially since there hasn’t been a push on tag teams lately and some are just disappearing. I don’t know why they broke up the Scholars to keep putting them back together. They can still do singles and be part of a tag team. Its time to remember the work that was being done on the tag division.

Great Puma: Tensai & Brodus Clay. Why would the WWE put Sandow and Rhodes together just to beat the new darling of the tag team division? This match legitimizes Tensai and Brodus Clay as contenders to Team Hell No’s Tag Team Title reign.

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