02-11-13 WWE RAW

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Go home show for the Elimination Chamber!

-Recap of the Shield’s party getting broken up by Cena, Sheamus and Ryback… Rock is back on RAW tonight…

 

-Show starts off with Paul Heyman in the ring telling us it’s the last time we’re seeing him…? He runs down his history covering ECW then coming to the WWE and finding Brock Lesnar and then CM Punk. He says he can see into the future and that something bad is going to happen. Heyman then shits on the crowd before giving his reason for leaving… I don’t think I understand it… something about not wanting to be in CM Punk’s way when he wins the Title…!? Anyhow he says goodbye and stands in the ring for a moment before CM Punk comes out confused.

 

-Paul tells Punk he is in his way and how Vince thinks he’s behind the Shield and Maddox but he’s not. Punk tries to talk Heyman out of his decision and how there are a lot of Paul Heyman guys out there like him. Heyman plays scared at Vince’s retaliation which is why he has to leave. Punk goes on about how he’s going to beat the Rock this Sunday and how Heyman WILL be in his corner. Paul changes his tune after being talked into by Punk. They hug. Haha! This is a creepy and long hug too…

 

-Cole says that at least The Pope isn’t going back on HIS retirement… damn.

 

-Mary Henry does the walk… Love what they are doing with Henry, I hope they don’t fuck this up.

 

Great Khali w/Hornswoggle & Natalya vs. Mary Henry

-Khali and crew danced before the match, they didn’t after. Henry has made it into the Elimination Chamber but Rey is out so now we got THREE spots to fill tonight. Khali did look more aggressive in this for a few moments but it was still a pretty ugly match. After the match Hornswoggle took a world strongest slam which looked brutal.

Winner: Henry

 

-In the back Teddy Long and Booker T talking about Henry being in the Chamber match when Chris Jericho walks up pleading his case on why he should be in the Chamber match this Sunday. Booker wants to see Bryan vs. Jericho tonight so he can prove he deserves to be in the match. Y2J goofs on Booker before walking off.

 

-Vicki in her office when Heyman walks in, he wants a stip added to the WWE Title match on Sunday. Vince is put on speaker and Paul tries to kiss his ass. Heyman pleads to have the title match changed in that if Rock gets DQ’d or counted out he will lose the title. Vince gives him the stip….?

 

-Fandango makes it another week and gets another promo video.

 

WWE Tag Team Champion Daniel Bryan vs. Chris Jericho

-I dig the beard on Bryan but not this hairdo. Haha. This was a solid match and the crowd was definitely into it. Great reversals into and out of the Walls of Jericho and the NO Lock. The Codebreaker out of nowhere put Bryan away, Jericho is now in the Chamber! Match of the night and we’re only 53 minutes in. the rest of the night best be this good.

Winner: Jericho

 

-recap of the beatdown last week to Brad Maddox before Team Cena attack.

 

3MB vs. John Cena, Sheamus & Ryback

-match was basically want you thought it was going to be, just a beat down. Biggest spot was Cena, Ryback and Sheamus hitting their finishers all at the same time. After the match they cut promos on the Shield. If it was any other time of year I would be looking forward to this match but before Wrestlemania? They aren’t letting the Shield win this one…

Winner: Team Cena

 

-apparently Fandango was trending during that last might… funny thing about trending tweets is you just never know if that’s  good thing… or a bad thing…

 

-Alex Riley and Yoshi Tatsu talking shit about what happened to Big Show on Friday. They get knocked the fuck out for talking shit. #astheyshould

 

-ok so they do this commercial for WWEshop.com where the “dad” keeps closing the door on these losers that are trying to pick up his daughter. Who wins at the end? A guy wearing a Daniel Bryan shirt. #dadisamark

 

-Big Show comes out all pissed looking. Before Matt Striker can get ONE question in, he gets knocked the fuck out. He stands there for a while, a long while… he finally just drops the mic and leaves. Dude is turning red.

 

-there are some major players in this Hall of Fame class this year.

 

Zack Ryder vs. Jack Swagger w/Dutch Mantell Uncle Zeb Zeb Colter

-I like the idea of giving Jack Swagger a manager but not sure I feel using this one, it just doesn’t pair well. Ryder got a “lets go Ryder” chant but it didn’t help. Swagger did get a brutal powerbomb into the corner. After the match Zeb and Swagger cut a promo that shits on us Americans that don’t look “American”. So this is like a reverse Antonio Cesaro deal that they are doing?

Winner: Swagger

 

-Booker tells Teddy that Swagger is in the Chamber match (I thought he was since last week?) when Ziggler, Langston and AJ walk up. They bitch about Jericho being in the Chamber match and because of that he wants back into the Elimination Chamber match. Booker makes a match between Ziggler and Kane for the last spot in the Chamber match.

 

-recap of Miz’s beat down at the hands of Brock last Monday.

 

The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

-Cesaro is at commentary. Match was fine. It ended when Miz and Cesaro go into it. Cesaro airplane spins Miz into the barricade multiple times, that shit looked impressive and I’ve never seen that before.

Winner: no contest? Miz?

 

Brodus Clay & Tensai vs. Primo & Epico w/Rosa

-Tensai came out serious for this one and paced around while Clay and his ladies dance during their entrance. Its not long while Tensai is pop locking his punches. The new team make short work of the Colon’s. Tensai dances after the match until Rosa gets up in his face. All of a sudden the Fuckadactiles pull off wrestling moves on Rosa…!?

Winner: Tensai and Clay

 

-After the break The Shield come through the crowd and into the ring. They ain’t putting up with this shit and call out Team Cena. They don’t come out. They shit on the golden boy, John Cena. The call this “the John Cena problem” and how they are the solution. How Cena has bred guys like Sheamus and Ryback (muscle heads). Solid promo from Ambrose and Rollins for the most part. Reigns was kept short and to the point which is good. They wait for Team Cena for a bit before the lights come back on and it’s a brawl in the middle of the ring. this fast zoom in and out camera work is going to make me puke from dizziness. This spills into the crowd before the Shield is run off. Nice visual of Ryback leading a feed me more chant in the crowd, good shit.

 

-in the back Del Rio and Ricardo make their way to the ring. Rodriguez can ditch the bucket already.

 

World Champion Alberto Del Rio w/Ricardo Rodriguez vs. Damien Sandow

-Before the match Sandow shit talks the Grammy’s and the music that comes out of Nashville, where they are at tonight. This was paced really fast and got a lot of SI chants. Too short of a match, these two could have had a good match. Arm breaker finishes this one off. After the match Del Rio calls Big Show’s silence from earlier the “best promo of his life”. Haha Good promo by Del Rio leading to him pointing to the WrestleMania sign.

Winner: Del Rio

 

-Barrett does the walk… until Bo Dallas jumps his ass!!! Heelish.

 

-and yet another Fandango commercial.

 

Kofi Kingston vs. Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett

-Decent match where Barrett played beat up. Good finish where Barrett ties up Kofi in the ring apron for the knock out bull hammer.

Winner: Barrett

 

WWE Tag Team Champion Kane vs. Dolph Ziggler w/AJ & Big E Langston

-Good match. Ziggler did little dope things like looking up at the WrestleMania sign subtly during the match. AJ causes the misfire distraction causing Ziggler the win. Kane goes to the ppv.

Winner: Kane

 

-good video package for the Elimination Chamber match. I’m glad there is only one chamber match and that it’s for a #1 contender spot for WrestleMania. 2 championship chamber matches has been overkill.

 

-WWE Champion The Rock comes down to the ring for the final segment of the show. Another great reaction to the Rock. He’s doing story time tonight… he shills Nashville with stories of living in Nashville while going up… even saying “Jeff Jarrett’s” name… this is a looong story Rock… anyhow he gets to the point of still being champion after Sunday when Punk and Heyman come out… they basically get called Twilight lovers… Punk finally hits the ring and both go at it. Rock goes for the People’s Elbow when Heyman grabs Rock’s legs while he was bounced off the ropes. this sets up for Punk to hit the GTS on Rock. Punk then picked up the WWE Title and left. Punk cuts a short promo on the stage saying he’s going to bring it and take it (the WWE Title).

 

-For the most part, good shit tonight!  Should be a good ppv.

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One Response to “02-11-13 WWE RAW”

  1. Estell Newton Says:

    Del Rio should have to pay for Big Show’s rv. Actually, I still think Del Rio should be deported. Once a jerk, always a jerk. Good matches.

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