Feels like a NO Cena kinda night…
-This better be a good fucking show, its been a BOWLshit ass day at work.
-recap of last week with Foley talking about Punk, Punk talking about Foley and both sort of talking about Hell in a Cell. This would be a better match for the ppv than whatever they are going to do…
-they also show the kick to Foley in the back and the Ryback appearance.
-WWE Champion CM Punk and Paul Heyman come out to the ring.
-Michal Cole says its Jim Ross Appreciation Night… which means they will find a way to fuck with JR…ugh.
-Punk recaps being jumped from behind by Cena with a pipe last week.
-he talks about the look Foley gave him in the back and so shit he said which is why he kicked him.
-He says Foley wouldn’t say anything derogatory to Cena, The Rock or Stone Cold.
-Punk announces that he will NOT be taking on Cena at the ppv still.
-Heyman then gets on the mic and rolls the footage of himself getting down on one knee asking AJ to marry him.
-he says AJ never said no… haha
-Heyman then reads a letter from the board of directors which states AJ cant put her hands on anyone ever again.
-Heyman wants her released as GM.
-Heyman wants to take the job… oh fuck!
-this brings out Vicki and Dolph!
-she blames AJ for shit too.
-Paul and Vicki banter, good shit from Paul.
-uh, Ziggler just told Paul and Vicki to be co-general managers of RAW… oh the personal irony with that statement right there…
-hey look, shockingly AJ comes out…
-she’s on probation.
-she shit’s on Paul.
-AJ has a coach for her GM duties…DANIEL BRYAN is out!
-someone sell AJ making a tag team match tonight…. sigh.
-thank god he has not been full demoted.
-Bryan comes out telling for the crowd to stop since he came out to apologize…
-he talks about dumping after WrestleMania and how he is a catch.
-he yells out “he is handsome” haha!
-Bryan says he’s the tag team champions… shockingly Kane comes out.
-Kane brings up how well AJ kisses… uh.
-Kane corrects Bryan that HE is the tag team champions.
-they begin to argue as does Vicki, Punk, Paul and Ziggler.
-AJ freaks out yelling stop it…
–SHOCKINGLY she makes a tag team match tonight. told you.
-christ, there is a World Championship debate tonight with Big Show and Sheamus…
-OH SHIT! Sin Car and Rey are wearing half Rey mask / have Sin Cara mask… DOPE!
-Rhode Scholars have moved in the tag team tournament.
-I don’t think I’ve said anything about it yet (that I remember) but I love a tournament!
Rey Mysterio & Sin Cara vs. Primo & Epico
-fast start from the get go by Epico and Sin Cara.
-we’re told by Cole that we get another tournament match on the Wednesday ION show.
-Rey and Sin Cara got a tag team maneuver now that leads into a head scissors.
-Rey and SC tease the dive to the outside before the Primetime Players music hits.
-they come out with steel chairs and sit on the stage to watch before we go to commercial break.
-back from the break its SC and Epico again… I think we got an infamous SC botch!?
-SC with a version of the red alert for a 2.
-seated senton into a tilt a whirl DDT from Rey.
-good shit so far, crowd is finally awake for this.
-both go to the top, SC to Epico on the outside while Rey dives onto Primo for the pin.
Winners: Mysterio & Sin Cara
-the PTP’s applaud for the winners.
-I like seeing SC and Rey looking more like a team. I’m a stickler for details on this kinda shit.
Brodus Clay vs. United States Champion Antonio Cesaro
-Cesaro gives us appreciation in 5 languages.
-Brodus keeping Cesaro grounded off the bat.
-chokes in the ropes by Cesaro leads to a headbutt by Clay.
-springboard uppercut from the ropes! (for a sec it looked botches but the Fight Hayabusa Replay indicates it was on the mark.
-big time neutralizer by the US champion for the pin.
Winner: Cesaro
-quick and to the point… bit of a bury to Clay here.
-in the back Kaitlyn is getting ready when AJ walks up with her executive coach, Christopher J. Stephenson.
-he’s here to observe her as GM.
-AJ says she notices Kaitlyn getting ready and maybe next week she’ll have a match… ouch.
-AJ wants to talk about their relationship, oh no not the big pink elephant in the room…
-AJ apologizes for the past and hopes she can be forgiven.
-AJ cant hold it in and starts to laugh… ouch x 2. She’s not sorry at all.
-pointless.
-WWE Main Event starts this week? This is going to be just another WWE Superstars isn’t it…
-Larry King is the Social Media Ambassador tonight… he’s still alive!?
Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Zack Ryder
-by the book start to this one.
-nice dropkick off the 2nd rope by Ryder.
-broski boot gets another 2.
-powerbomb into the corner by Miz, nice.
-SCF by Miz for the pin.
Winner: Miz
-another short and to the point match tonight…
-Booker does the walk in the back.
-after the break Booker is out for this debate… I might need to forward this, just warning you.
-Both Sheamus and Big Show come out for this next bit.
-Show doesn’t have time for this but says he’s going to be Sheamus at the ppv to become the new champion.
-Sheamus got jokes before Booker reads a “tweet questions”…
-oh god..
-Show doesn’t want none of this funny business.
-dragging… and forwarding…
-Sheamus said some shit to make Show all serious and they have a stare off before Show walks out.
-Ryback is doing the walk in the back… back to the mid card with you apparently!
Ryback vs. Tensai
-oh no the rematch!
-stiff match so far.
-powerslam by Ryback.
-followed by a lariat
-oh noooooo Ryback has botches his move TWICE on live TV… fuck!
-another lariat is what Ryback uses to pin Tensai.
Winner: Ryback
-you know Vince is sending this dude right back to the mid card after that shit! Fuck!
-crowd still chant with this dude.
-Team Rhode Scholars are in the back.
-they say big words.
-Justin Roberts give a shout out to the beast cancer survivors in attendance tonight.
Diva’s Champion Eve vs. Beth Phoenix
-recap is shown before the match of Eve suspending Beth only to have Booker reverse it.
-Eve extends her hand to Beth, she shakes it and uses it to pull Eve in to pound on her.
-Beth takes the ringpost to the shoulder when Eve side steps her.
-on the outside Beth then takes the ring apron to the chest.
-Beth then sent into the barricade… she still beats the count.
-shortly after Eve gets a clean neck breaker for the pin.
Winner: Eve
-I would say they are jobbing out Phoenix but she’s been playing this role for a long time.
-AJ and her coach walk up on Wade Barrett.
-Barrett is pissy he isn’t wrestling tonight.
-he craps on her mood swings before he walks off.
– the coach looks scared.
-Footage of JBL touting from the top of mountains. Oh technology.
-I’m bored with this show tonight already…
Santino vs. Heath Slater w/Drew McIntyre & Jinder Mahal
-job squad 2012…
-commentary got really quiet for a sec here… awkward.
-they are trying to make sense of this new trio… its like that ECW New Breed stable…
-during the match Santino tries a kip up but turns it into a comedy bit.
-cobra is out, its hit but this trio then jumps Santino for the DQ.
Winner: Santino by DQ
-Slater is giving orders here…
-these three get on the mic to tell us who they are… individually.
-awkward group…
-FYI, I pre order WWE 13… #mark
World Champion Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow w/Cody Rhodes
-Sheamus was already in the ring for this next match, like a fucking jobber…!?
-Cody’s on commentary for the match.
-crowd is silent for the beginnings of this one.
-Sandow takes a breather mid match for the commercial break.
-Cody causes the distraction on the outside for the Sandow clothesline.
-fancy elbow by Sandow to keep Sheamus grounded.
-head scissors to the grounded Sheamus.
-Sandow gets called a “throw back” by our announcers…
-rest of the match is all Sandow.
-shoulder off the top by Sheamus for a 2 count.
-Sandow gets his chest pounded on.
-Cody tries to get involved only to get sent into the ring for the double brogue kick and the pin of Sandow…
Winner: Sheamus
-good showing for Sandow in this match.
-its now Jim Ross Appreciation Night…
-Cole in the ring putting over JR before calling him out to the ring… even though he was just at commentary either. Haha
-its hard to buy Michael Cole as a goody goody, he sounds so sarcastic.
-Punk it out with Heyman to interrupt this appreciation segment.
-Punk takes Cole’s mic and kicks him out of the ring.
-he’s leading the crowd in a JR chant.
-Punk calls JR the best announcer and he appreciates the hell out of him…
-he then shit talks Oklahoma and him getting respect when we turned on him.
-Punk hugs JR and tells him he is going to help these people understand by having JR tell this crowd that Punk is the best in the world.
-JR plays the roll calling Punk a jackass the last couple of weeks.
-this gets a louder JR chant.
-Punk plays shocked by JR’s reaction when he showed him respect.
-Punk brings up Stone Cold again and how he says he cant help him right now.
-Punk isn’t dropping the Steve Austin references even bringing up how to day is 316th day of him being champion. Dope.
-he insists that JR is going to tell the crowd that he is the best in the world.
-JR isn’t having it.
-JR lists off people he’s called matches for who were the best in the world and WrestleMania’s.
-he says that group of people deserved being called best in the world.
-JR brings up Punk taking the match with Cena at the ppv so he can prove he’s the best in the world.
-this gets another JR chant.
-Punk is pissed and takes Jr’s hat off and stomps it.
-Punk shits on the Thunder losing to the Heat, cheap heat.
-Punk says JR is going to have to run now or he’s going to get his ass kicked.
-JR goes to leave but gets stopped, he gets yelled at again.
-Punk tells JR to hit the bricks, no more commentary for him tonight.
-JR then starts his walk up the ramp.
-OH SHIT RYBACK IS OUT!
-JR comes back the ring with Ryback who circles Punk.
-they have a stare down while we get a feed me more chant. hehe
-Punk slowly walks out of the ring while still looking at Ryback.
-nice.
Alberto Del Rio w/Ricardo Rodriguez vs. Kofi Kingston w/R-Truth
-recap of ADR taking Orton out on Friday.
-ADR sends RR to commentary.
-Brooklyn has its own arena now?! Dope!
-quick start to this match while RR is on commentary saying Kofi is cheaping.
-dive to the outside by Kofi for the break.
-RR is calling the match in Spanish. Haha
-Kofi has a comeback into the boom boom leg drop.
-ADR comes back, gets the arm breaker on and Kofi finally taps.
Winner: Del Rio
-AJ and her coach in the back…
-he’s giving tips.
-out of this she puts Coach Stevenson as the special ref for the main event tonight if he doesn’t get out of her arena.
-JR says out of nowhere something about “you do the reveal”… might have been a blunder.
-she bounces this dude.
-JR apologizes for this blunder…
Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs. Dolph Ziggler w/Vick & WWE Champion CM Punk w/Paul Heyman – Special Ref… AJ!
-Punk and Ziggler don’t get intros… damn.
-hey look at the tag team titles in the main event of RAW… wonder when the last time this happened.
-Kane keeping Dolph grounded while Cole and JR go over all of AJ’s drama with most of these people here in the main event.
-break.
-Bryan getting the crowd behind Kane who’s finally gets out of Ziggler’s sleeper.
-Kane’s been with the WWE for 15 effin’ years… good lord!
-crowd cheers at the clean tag by Kane and Bryan, nice.
-Kane and Bryan are doing tag team moves.
-Punk is finally tagged in.
-Punk with high knees to Kane before he lands the side walk slam for a 2 count.
-Kane off the top rope with a clothesline.
-Bryan tags himself in and tries to come off the top when Punk dropkicks him.
-nice exchange by Bryan and Punk.
-kicks to Punk’s chest.
-Punk catches Bryan in the head with a kick for a 2 count.
-nice dropkick by Ziggler.
-Bryan is sent into the barricade by Ziggler… and again!
-Bryan finally gets the No Lock on Punk… Punk gets to the ropes (with Heyman’s help)
-AJ calls Heyman up to the apron and kicks him out of ringside.
-Vicki gets up on the apron next and gets booted too.
-Ziggler leaves with his briefcase with Vicki leaving Punk like Punk left Ziggler weeks ago.
-Kane chokeslam on Punk wins the match.
Winner: Hell No
-they are really putting over the tag team champions in the last couple of weeks.
-after the match the champions argue about who is the champions.
-they finish off the show, damn. Good shit.
-fuck, this show is just too damn long! At 2 hours this would have been a solid (non John Cena) night but at three hours, man it was looong. They got some interesting things going on here with Ryback, Punk brining up Stone Cold a lot and like I said NO Cena! 😉
Tags: AJ Lee, Booker T, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Hell in a Cell, Kane, Paul Heyman, RAW, Ryback, Sheamus, Team Hell No, WWE Tag Team Championship
October 2, 2012 at 5:25 am |
Good for AJ. All people who interfere with the matches should be kicked away from ringside. Punk got what was coming to him. I’d like to see him in a match with Ryback. I also believe that AJ should be allowed to defend herself. Vicki gets way out of line with her. What a bitch.