Last ditch effort to save this ppv… oh and this HHH vs. Lensar match.
I’ve said it before but I don’t like this new theme song. This should be a B-rated pay per view song at best. It sucks.
-we’re going right into a match…
Non Title
WWE Champion CM Punk vs. The Big Show
-the champion is curtain jerkin’ again…
-Puma and I need to work on our SummerSlam predictions, I got a lot of shit to say about this show that happens to be in OUR back yard and we’re not bothering to see live…
-Big Show keeps Punk grounded to start things off slow.
-not the way to start this show, this is sloooow.
-CM Punk chant, so the fans still see him as a goodie.
-Punk finally makes a comeback but gets speared shortly after.
-Daniel Bryan’s music hits and he’s out chanting NO! while the crowd chants YES!
-He yells at Cole and Lawler that HE should be in the title match at the ppv.
-Punk kicks out of a side slam.
-crowd has woken up.
-springboard clothesline but Punk.
-Bryan cuts Punk off and puts the YES… I mean NO lock on Punk to end the match.
Winner: Big Show by DQ
-Show drops the elbow on Punk while he’s in the NO lock.
-John Cena makes the save…
-Punk yells at Cena before AJ is out.
-AJ puts Bryan & Big Show vs. Punk & Cena on for later tonight.
-Please add Bryan into the WWE Title match…
-oh look a contract signing for Lesnar and Triple H… don’t give a FUCK…
-in the back The Pope JTG in the back bitching about 3 hour RAW’s and he cant get on the show.
-he’s bitching to Kaitlyn.
-AJ walks in and questions if JTG is talking shit.
-AJ tells this fool to go to the ring…
-Kaitlyn and AJ have a few works. Kaitlyn takes a jab at the GM that she doesn’t get until its too late.
JTG vs. Ryback
-Cole brings up JTG’s comments on Twitter from last week… oh the WWE is going to kill you tonight aren’t they…
-Yeah, no one should be surprised by this match.
-“feed me more” is now part of his intro music…
-left red eye in effect.
-JTG says to keep his pink eye away from him! haha!
-Goldberg chant is back….
-nice belly to belly over head suplex by Ryback.
-powerbomb to JTG!
-crowd is into the feed me more chant.
-stiff lariat by Skip.
-sounds like you can hear Lawler on commentary in the arena…
-Ryback drop for the pin. Yeah, I’ve nicknamed it.
Winner: Ryback
-Ryback leads the crowd in his chant.
-Well at least JTG got RAW time!
-Cole tells us Rowdy Roddy Piper is here tonight and we can choose which guest he has on the Pit tonight, Y2J or Miz or Dolph.
-booking on the fly… or ready for 2 scenarios?
-Antonio Cesaro vs. Santino for the Title in the preshow… title change?
-Piper in the back wearing a shirt that says “real deal”.
-HBK is here with him!
-Piper doesn’t know what the fuck is going on tonight.
-HHH calls HBK and tells him he flew commercial and he is running late… and here is HBK’s ass kicking by Brock that we should have seen weeks ago.
-Heath Slater is in the ring, smiley face and all.
-he gets… R-Truth….?
Heath Slater vs. Tag Team Champion R-Truth
-oh shit ribs for dinner!
-not sure why we’re getting this match.
-Truth wins, nothing big.
Winner: Truth
-Young and O’Neil are out.
-the PTP’s beat up on Truth.
-they dance over him..
-nothing remotely doing with AW is mentioned.
-the recap we’ve seen for what seems like centuries covering Lesnar vs. HHH… about babies.
-oh look they mention this is the 25th SummerSlam…
-fuck they could have played old clips of SS and made it a bigger deal than this stupid lack luster match.
-Cole brings up the Olympics but only because Mark Henry was there.
-definitely treating him like a face… don’t fuck Henry’s “hall of pain” shit up!
-Lawler gives props to the Olympians
-Cole gives props to NBC…
-Pauly D is the ambassador tonight.
-they are showing his tweets… stupid, who cares.
-Cole cuts to a Del Rio/Sheamus video package.
-Del Rio calls the “cops” on Sheamus which leads to them helping him beat on Sheamus on Friday.
-Booker T in a “WWE.com exclusive”… he’s mad.
-the Smackdown GM cancels the World Title match for the ppv.
-Del Rio Touts about it… he threatens Booker T.
-Cole asks us to Tout about this decision… oh I can’t wait like Jerry Lawler…
Sin Cara vs. Tensai w/Sakamoto
-footage about Cody talking shit about Sin Cara on Friday. Cody works over getting off the mask.
-is Cody now stuck in a feud with this dude?!!?
-Cole puts over our choice last week being “the most social active”… the fuck is that!? Haha
-nice Swanton by Sin Cara.
-nice tornado DDT by Sin Cara… for the win!??!
Winner: Sin Cara
-well that was surprising.
-Sakamoto pays for Tensai’s loss…
-how much longer before Sakamoto is doing comedy skits with Santino.
-HBK in the back asking if people have “seen him”….
-Lawler intros Piper who’s already in the ring.
-is Piper drunk?! He’s slurring…
-they recap that WE get to pick…
-The guest on Piper’s Pit is… Chris Jericho.
-Jericho plays up to the crowd, yeah they still like you sir.
-Piper and Jericho bring up Mickie Rourke and their previous situations.
-Y2J kiss our asses about voting him for Piper’s Pit.
-he says the crowd is now cheering him and tells us how we want him to be Ziggler.
-Piper brings up Jericho’s dad.
-Cole tries to shit on this, fuck shut up dude.
-Vicki the interrupts this, she intros Ziggler.
-Ziggler calls Piper’s routine, “tired” and “sad”.
-Ziggler tells Jericho that his future IS going to be just like Piper’s…
-Dolph comes off well.
-Jericho tells Vicki to “shut the hell up” which wakes up the crowd and gets him a Y2J chant.
-Y2J saying he’s going to win… before The Miz is now out…
-Miz agrees with Ziggler….
-Miz is taking over this show now!?
-This whole segment sounds very unscripted in a bad way.
-all this finally breaks down with Piper and Jericho standing tall.
-this had a few shining moments but not much…
-Hour one is finally done…
Triple Threat
Chris Jericho vs. Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler w/Vicki
-Jericho fights off both who were trying to gang up on him.
-Jericho is finally double teamed on.
-double suplex onto Y2J.
-Miz and Ziggler start to argue, they both get sent to the outside.
-Y2J over the ropes onto both before climbing onto the announce table and playing to the crowd.
-Jericho throws the top of the announce table on these 2.
-Ziggler’s in control into the commercial break.
-after the break Miz with a rear chin lock that Jericho finally breaks out of.
-Lionsault on Miz after the springboard dropkick to Ziggler.
-powerbomb/superplex triple combo spot by all three.
-2 close pin attempts one by Ziggler the other by Jericho.
-Jericho kicks out of the high leg drop.
-Cole claims Jericho is back…
-SCF by Miz for a close 2.
-code breaker by Jericho on Ziggler.
-Vicki puts Ziggler’s leg on the ropes.
-Cole claims this to be a no DQ match!?
-Walls on Miz and he’s tapping behind the ref
-Zig Zag on Jericho out of nowhere for the pin!
Winner: Ziggler
-this got a lot of time, good shit here! This was nice.
-even Miz looked good here.
-Punk in the back stretching when Eve comes up.
-she congrats him on the new CM Punk… he says he’s the same guy.
-Eve is trying to stir up problems between he and Cena.
-more Pauly D tweets…
-recap of Bryan’s NO lock on Punk into Show’s drop to Punk’s back… Cena save.
-HBK in the back looking cautiously around the arena.
-Cena walks up on him and he’s jumpy.
-Shawn claims to be distracted, he walks off.
-Punk then walks in on Cena.
-he ain’t stabbing no one in the back but he ain’t losing his title for shit this Sunday.
-Wade Barrett video package… I hate the way he says “barrage”.
Diva’s Champion Layla & Kaitlyn vs. Eve & Beth Phoenix
-Eve vs. Kaitlyn on Friday, winner gets to watch Booker shower.
-Beth and Layla are botchy.
-sounds like a we want tables chant?
-Layla is working on her chain wrestling maneuvers.
-what the fuck is Layla doing… the running man into an ass bump to Eve!?
-Eve is too busy trying to pull her hair out from under Kaitlyn’s boot .
-We want Ryder chant…
-Beth and Eve work over Kaitlyn behind the refs back.
-Cole and Lawler argue about Bookers administration…
-Kaitlyn finally gets the roll up on Beth to finish this off.
Winner: Kaitlyn & Layla
-Cole calls Triple H vs. Brock “the perfect storm”… bullshit.
-can’t watch another recap of this…
-Hour two is done…
-and by main event they meant the main event of hour 2….
Big Show & Daniel Bryan vs. WWE Champion CM Punk vs. John Cena
-apparently CM Punk and I are making the same face during Cena’s entrance.
-Punk makes the blind tag into the match.
-Cena does the same shit…
-Show wants into the match, he chants YES… Bryan chants NO.
-Cena goes into “get your ass beat” mode.
-Bryan and Show aren’t getting along either.
-Punk blind tags into the springboard clothesline to Bryan.
-Punk goes for the tag but there’s no Cena in the corner.
-Punk out of the bear hug into a big back body drop to Punk.
-another blind tag by Bryan. Show is frustrated and sits at ringside.
-stiff kicks to Punk’s chest before Bryan takes one to the head.
-Punk is pissed that Cena wants the tag now.
-Punk is doing Cena’s 5 moves of death!!! HAHA!!!!
-before can get the fist drop, Cena blind tags.
-Cena goes into Punk’s high knee and bulldog.
-Bryan tries to roll up Cena but then gets caught in the AA.
Winners: Punk & Cena
-Punk watches from ringside until Show tries to jump Cena on the ringpost.
-Punk hits Show with the belt before he can do shit.
-Cena and Punk stand off before Punk offers his hand.
-Cena isn’t going to shake it and Punk is pissed and walks off.
-Cena looks on like he just pooped himself.
-cant watch another Title run by Cena, I really can’t.
-Punk in the back when Josh walks up.
-he accuses Cena of ball hogging and disrespecting him by not shaking his hand.
-Lesnar and Heyman in the back chit chatting.
Damien Sandow vs. Christian
-Sandow starts off fast on Christian.
-hits a flashy elbow on Christian for a 2 count.
-Christian makes a comeback into an elbow from the 2nd rope.
-Sandow goes to the outside to regroup and takes Christian’s head into the steel steps.
-Brodus Clay’s music hits, he comes out smiling and distracting.
-Sandow kicks out of Christian’s roll up attempt.
-Christian then falls to the neck breaker for the pin…!?
Winner: Sandow
-damn what’s up with that on Christian!? Not that I thought Christian would take it but man!
-HBK finally finds Brock in the back.
-Brock eye fucks him and smiles while Shawn takes off.
-apparently HHH isn’t here yet.
-contract signing time… lets see how big this shit hole is…
-Lesnar and Heyman are out first.
-Heyman introduces himself and Brock.
-Paul and Brock believes HHH’s story on being late because HHH needs this match.
-Paul puts over this match far better than anyone else could have to this point.
-Heyman is so dope on the mic, god damn.
-He doesn’t want Lesnar legally responsible for the ass beating HHH is getting.
-Heyman brings up HBK not agreeing with him.
-they want HBK to come out and tell Lesnar to his face that he isn’t winning this Sunday.
-Heyman shits on Texans, this finally brings HBK out for his alleged ass kicking…
-Paul taunts HBK into signing the contract…
-lets go texas chant??
-oh yeah, guess who’s music hits…
-suit outlet comes out with his pink dress shirt. This means business….
-HHH chant from these fools.
-HHH signs.
-Paul tells Brock just to sign. He does then throws the contract at HHH who isn’t phased by this…
-Brock goes to the outside with Paul and…. They are leaving…
-another wasted day by Brock… Christ.
-Worst. Buildup. Ever.
-Cole and Lawler talk about Touts… these are so dumb. Fuck.
-HHH and HBK in the back…
-HBK says Brock is on a different level…
-wait… I am getting the sense that HBK is going to throw in the towel to save HHH at the ppv!!?
-Striker stops Big Show in the back when there is some shit going on that he runs off to see.
-HBK hit Paul’s car.
-Brock pulls HBK out of the car and the camera goes black…
-basically we’re just hearing an “assault”… god dammit.
-fuck this fucking match in its asshole.
-after the break everyone is out to check on the situation.
-Cole and Lawler somberly recap this bullshit.
-Brock is coming to the ring with HBK on his shoulder.
-Brock rolls him into the ring with a big smirk.
-F5 to HBK.
-arm breaker on Shawn.
-HHH comes out but Heyman keeps him at bay by threatening to break HBK’s arm.
-HHH stays back by Brock “breaks” it anyhow.
-HHH runs in but its too late.
-Heyman is shocked while Brock smiles.
-HHH apologizes while HBK tells him to get away from him.
-Brock teases coming back down but the show ends.
-well they tried to save this match but its too little WAY too late.
-these long shows are killing me.
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08-13-12 WWE RAW
by Mascara De FuegoLast ditch effort to save this ppv… oh and this HHH vs. Lensar match.
I’ve said it before but I don’t like this new theme song. This should be a B-rated pay per view song at best. It sucks.
-we’re going right into a match…
Non Title
WWE Champion CM Punk vs. The Big Show
-the champion is curtain jerkin’ again…
-Puma and I need to work on our SummerSlam predictions, I got a lot of shit to say about this show that happens to be in OUR back yard and we’re not bothering to see live…
-Big Show keeps Punk grounded to start things off slow.
-not the way to start this show, this is sloooow.
-CM Punk chant, so the fans still see him as a goodie.
-Punk finally makes a comeback but gets speared shortly after.
-Daniel Bryan’s music hits and he’s out chanting NO! while the crowd chants YES!
-He yells at Cole and Lawler that HE should be in the title match at the ppv.
-Punk kicks out of a side slam.
-crowd has woken up.
-springboard clothesline but Punk.
-Bryan cuts Punk off and puts the YES… I mean NO lock on Punk to end the match.
Winner: Big Show by DQ
-Show drops the elbow on Punk while he’s in the NO lock.
-John Cena makes the save…
-Punk yells at Cena before AJ is out.
-AJ puts Bryan & Big Show vs. Punk & Cena on for later tonight.
-Please add Bryan into the WWE Title match…
-oh look a contract signing for Lesnar and Triple H… don’t give a FUCK…
-in the back The Pope JTG in the back bitching about 3 hour RAW’s and he cant get on the show.
-he’s bitching to Kaitlyn.
-AJ walks in and questions if JTG is talking shit.
-AJ tells this fool to go to the ring…
-Kaitlyn and AJ have a few works. Kaitlyn takes a jab at the GM that she doesn’t get until its too late.
JTG vs. Ryback
-Cole brings up JTG’s comments on Twitter from last week… oh the WWE is going to kill you tonight aren’t they…
-Yeah, no one should be surprised by this match.
-“feed me more” is now part of his intro music…
-left red eye in effect.
-JTG says to keep his pink eye away from him! haha!
-Goldberg chant is back….
-nice belly to belly over head suplex by Ryback.
-powerbomb to JTG!
-crowd is into the feed me more chant.
-stiff lariat by Skip.
-sounds like you can hear Lawler on commentary in the arena…
-Ryback drop for the pin. Yeah, I’ve nicknamed it.
Winner: Ryback
-Ryback leads the crowd in his chant.
-Well at least JTG got RAW time!
-Cole tells us Rowdy Roddy Piper is here tonight and we can choose which guest he has on the Pit tonight, Y2J or Miz or Dolph.
-booking on the fly… or ready for 2 scenarios?
-Antonio Cesaro vs. Santino for the Title in the preshow… title change?
-Piper in the back wearing a shirt that says “real deal”.
-HBK is here with him!
-Piper doesn’t know what the fuck is going on tonight.
-HHH calls HBK and tells him he flew commercial and he is running late… and here is HBK’s ass kicking by Brock that we should have seen weeks ago.
-Heath Slater is in the ring, smiley face and all.
-he gets… R-Truth….?
Heath Slater vs. Tag Team Champion R-Truth
-oh shit ribs for dinner!
-not sure why we’re getting this match.
-Truth wins, nothing big.
Winner: Truth
-Young and O’Neil are out.
-the PTP’s beat up on Truth.
-they dance over him..
-nothing remotely doing with AW is mentioned.
-the recap we’ve seen for what seems like centuries covering Lesnar vs. HHH… about babies.
-oh look they mention this is the 25th SummerSlam…
-fuck they could have played old clips of SS and made it a bigger deal than this stupid lack luster match.
-Cole brings up the Olympics but only because Mark Henry was there.
-definitely treating him like a face… don’t fuck Henry’s “hall of pain” shit up!
-Lawler gives props to the Olympians
-Cole gives props to NBC…
-Pauly D is the ambassador tonight.
-they are showing his tweets… stupid, who cares.
-Cole cuts to a Del Rio/Sheamus video package.
-Del Rio calls the “cops” on Sheamus which leads to them helping him beat on Sheamus on Friday.
-Booker T in a “WWE.com exclusive”… he’s mad.
-the Smackdown GM cancels the World Title match for the ppv.
-Del Rio Touts about it… he threatens Booker T.
-Cole asks us to Tout about this decision… oh I can’t wait like Jerry Lawler…
Sin Cara vs. Tensai w/Sakamoto
-footage about Cody talking shit about Sin Cara on Friday. Cody works over getting off the mask.
-is Cody now stuck in a feud with this dude?!!?
-Cole puts over our choice last week being “the most social active”… the fuck is that!? Haha
-nice Swanton by Sin Cara.
-nice tornado DDT by Sin Cara… for the win!??!
Winner: Sin Cara
-well that was surprising.
-Sakamoto pays for Tensai’s loss…
-how much longer before Sakamoto is doing comedy skits with Santino.
-HBK in the back asking if people have “seen him”….
-Lawler intros Piper who’s already in the ring.
-is Piper drunk?! He’s slurring…
-they recap that WE get to pick…
-The guest on Piper’s Pit is… Chris Jericho.
-Jericho plays up to the crowd, yeah they still like you sir.
-Piper and Jericho bring up Mickie Rourke and their previous situations.
-Y2J kiss our asses about voting him for Piper’s Pit.
-he says the crowd is now cheering him and tells us how we want him to be Ziggler.
-Piper brings up Jericho’s dad.
-Cole tries to shit on this, fuck shut up dude.
-Vicki the interrupts this, she intros Ziggler.
-Ziggler calls Piper’s routine, “tired” and “sad”.
-Ziggler tells Jericho that his future IS going to be just like Piper’s…
-Dolph comes off well.
-Jericho tells Vicki to “shut the hell up” which wakes up the crowd and gets him a Y2J chant.
-Y2J saying he’s going to win… before The Miz is now out…
-Miz agrees with Ziggler….
-Miz is taking over this show now!?
-This whole segment sounds very unscripted in a bad way.
-all this finally breaks down with Piper and Jericho standing tall.
-this had a few shining moments but not much…
-Hour one is finally done…
Triple Threat
Chris Jericho vs. Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler w/Vicki
-Jericho fights off both who were trying to gang up on him.
-Jericho is finally double teamed on.
-double suplex onto Y2J.
-Miz and Ziggler start to argue, they both get sent to the outside.
-Y2J over the ropes onto both before climbing onto the announce table and playing to the crowd.
-Jericho throws the top of the announce table on these 2.
-Ziggler’s in control into the commercial break.
-after the break Miz with a rear chin lock that Jericho finally breaks out of.
-Lionsault on Miz after the springboard dropkick to Ziggler.
-powerbomb/superplex triple combo spot by all three.
-2 close pin attempts one by Ziggler the other by Jericho.
-Jericho kicks out of the high leg drop.
-Cole claims Jericho is back…
-SCF by Miz for a close 2.
-code breaker by Jericho on Ziggler.
-Vicki puts Ziggler’s leg on the ropes.
-Cole claims this to be a no DQ match!?
-Walls on Miz and he’s tapping behind the ref
-Zig Zag on Jericho out of nowhere for the pin!
Winner: Ziggler
-this got a lot of time, good shit here! This was nice.
-even Miz looked good here.
-Punk in the back stretching when Eve comes up.
-she congrats him on the new CM Punk… he says he’s the same guy.
-Eve is trying to stir up problems between he and Cena.
-more Pauly D tweets…
-recap of Bryan’s NO lock on Punk into Show’s drop to Punk’s back… Cena save.
-HBK in the back looking cautiously around the arena.
-Cena walks up on him and he’s jumpy.
-Shawn claims to be distracted, he walks off.
-Punk then walks in on Cena.
-he ain’t stabbing no one in the back but he ain’t losing his title for shit this Sunday.
-Wade Barrett video package… I hate the way he says “barrage”.
Diva’s Champion Layla & Kaitlyn vs. Eve & Beth Phoenix
-Eve vs. Kaitlyn on Friday, winner gets to watch Booker shower.
-Beth and Layla are botchy.
-sounds like a we want tables chant?
-Layla is working on her chain wrestling maneuvers.
-what the fuck is Layla doing… the running man into an ass bump to Eve!?
-Eve is too busy trying to pull her hair out from under Kaitlyn’s boot .
-We want Ryder chant…
-Beth and Eve work over Kaitlyn behind the refs back.
-Cole and Lawler argue about Bookers administration…
-Kaitlyn finally gets the roll up on Beth to finish this off.
Winner: Kaitlyn & Layla
-Cole calls Triple H vs. Brock “the perfect storm”… bullshit.
-can’t watch another recap of this…
-Hour two is done…
-and by main event they meant the main event of hour 2….
Big Show & Daniel Bryan vs. WWE Champion CM Punk vs. John Cena
-apparently CM Punk and I are making the same face during Cena’s entrance.
-Punk makes the blind tag into the match.
-Cena does the same shit…
-Show wants into the match, he chants YES… Bryan chants NO.
-Cena goes into “get your ass beat” mode.
-Bryan and Show aren’t getting along either.
-Punk blind tags into the springboard clothesline to Bryan.
-Punk goes for the tag but there’s no Cena in the corner.
-Punk out of the bear hug into a big back body drop to Punk.
-another blind tag by Bryan. Show is frustrated and sits at ringside.
-stiff kicks to Punk’s chest before Bryan takes one to the head.
-Punk is pissed that Cena wants the tag now.
-Punk is doing Cena’s 5 moves of death!!! HAHA!!!!
-before can get the fist drop, Cena blind tags.
-Cena goes into Punk’s high knee and bulldog.
-Bryan tries to roll up Cena but then gets caught in the AA.
Winners: Punk & Cena
-Punk watches from ringside until Show tries to jump Cena on the ringpost.
-Punk hits Show with the belt before he can do shit.
-Cena and Punk stand off before Punk offers his hand.
-Cena isn’t going to shake it and Punk is pissed and walks off.
-Cena looks on like he just pooped himself.
-cant watch another Title run by Cena, I really can’t.
-Punk in the back when Josh walks up.
-he accuses Cena of ball hogging and disrespecting him by not shaking his hand.
-Lesnar and Heyman in the back chit chatting.
Damien Sandow vs. Christian
-Sandow starts off fast on Christian.
-hits a flashy elbow on Christian for a 2 count.
-Christian makes a comeback into an elbow from the 2nd rope.
-Sandow goes to the outside to regroup and takes Christian’s head into the steel steps.
-Brodus Clay’s music hits, he comes out smiling and distracting.
-Sandow kicks out of Christian’s roll up attempt.
-Christian then falls to the neck breaker for the pin…!?
Winner: Sandow
-damn what’s up with that on Christian!? Not that I thought Christian would take it but man!
-HBK finally finds Brock in the back.
-Brock eye fucks him and smiles while Shawn takes off.
-apparently HHH isn’t here yet.
-contract signing time… lets see how big this shit hole is…
-Lesnar and Heyman are out first.
-Heyman introduces himself and Brock.
-Paul and Brock believes HHH’s story on being late because HHH needs this match.
-Paul puts over this match far better than anyone else could have to this point.
-Heyman is so dope on the mic, god damn.
-He doesn’t want Lesnar legally responsible for the ass beating HHH is getting.
-Heyman brings up HBK not agreeing with him.
-they want HBK to come out and tell Lesnar to his face that he isn’t winning this Sunday.
-Heyman shits on Texans, this finally brings HBK out for his alleged ass kicking…
-Paul taunts HBK into signing the contract…
-lets go texas chant??
-oh yeah, guess who’s music hits…
-suit outlet comes out with his pink dress shirt. This means business….
-HHH chant from these fools.
-HHH signs.
-Paul tells Brock just to sign. He does then throws the contract at HHH who isn’t phased by this…
-Brock goes to the outside with Paul and…. They are leaving…
-another wasted day by Brock… Christ.
-Worst. Buildup. Ever.
-Cole and Lawler talk about Touts… these are so dumb. Fuck.
-HHH and HBK in the back…
-HBK says Brock is on a different level…
-wait… I am getting the sense that HBK is going to throw in the towel to save HHH at the ppv!!?
-Striker stops Big Show in the back when there is some shit going on that he runs off to see.
-HBK hit Paul’s car.
-Brock pulls HBK out of the car and the camera goes black…
-basically we’re just hearing an “assault”… god dammit.
-fuck this fucking match in its asshole.
-after the break everyone is out to check on the situation.
-Cole and Lawler somberly recap this bullshit.
-Brock is coming to the ring with HBK on his shoulder.
-Brock rolls him into the ring with a big smirk.
-F5 to HBK.
-arm breaker on Shawn.
-HHH comes out but Heyman keeps him at bay by threatening to break HBK’s arm.
-HHH stays back by Brock “breaks” it anyhow.
-HHH runs in but its too late.
-Heyman is shocked while Brock smiles.
-HHH apologizes while HBK tells him to get away from him.
-Brock teases coming back down but the show ends.
-well they tried to save this match but its too little WAY too late.
-these long shows are killing me.
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