06-18-12 WWE RAW SUPERSHOW

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looooooooooooong night.

Haven’t seen the ppv yet but Puma spoke highly of it… well, until the main event.

 

Laurinaitis was fired and he’s speaking for the last time… why does the WWE keep killing shit so fast?

Mick Foley starts the show! Let’s hope HHH doesn’t shit on him with some bullshit segment.

He gets a deserved FOLEY chant.

He’s GM for the week, they can just keep that actually.

Loud YES chants as he puts Bryan in the tag team match. Why are Punk and Sheamus, you’re champions going to start the show!?

Foley intros Laurinaitis for his final words. Johnny comes out all beat up.

A YOU ARE FIRED chant breaks out.

Johnny tries to start but Foley pokes the fans with a hot poker to wake them up my saying Ace said Jersey sucks.

He was fired but made a handicap match for Cena tonight prior… uh huh.

Laurinaitis goes to leave but before he can leave, Sheamus shows up… followed by CM Punk.

Punk’s on Jimmy Fallon tonight, wonder what dope shit The Roots will do for his music intro.

 

WWE Champion CM Punk & World Champion Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan & Kane

Good YES chants to start the match.

211 days that CM Punk’s been champion. Well fuck, a loooong title reign!

Cole wants to bring up Kane’s past relationships with the ladies… just strange. Haha

Good exchanges between Kane and Sheamus.

Running drop kick by Bryan on Sheamus at ringside. Nice.

Punk is trying to get over the NO chants.

Bryan cuts Punk off before the Macho Man elbow to hit a nice super plex.

AJ’s music hits after that and she comes out dressed as Kane and does a skipping driveby.

Kane follows her up the stage.

Bryan gets a GTS and a Brogue Kick for the pin.

Winners: Punk & Sheamus

 

Ziggler and Swagger argue in the back. Vicki got a match made between the 2 do squash this.

We want Ziggler chant breaks out.

 

Laurinaitis and Otunga in the back when Big Show comes in he isn’t happy. He still has a job tho… Laurinaitis doesn’t. I don’t get it.

 

Dolph Ziggler vs. Jack Swagger

LETS GO ZIGGLER chant off the bat.

Ziggler gets a WOOO from the crowd after a Flair-like strut.

Ziggler plays up tweaking his knee which Swagger goes for.

Match is slowed down too much as Swagger works over the leg.

Ankle lock to a LETS GO ZIGGLER chant.

Baby face Ziggler here with this match.

Ziggler finally gets the zig zag for the pin.

Winner: Ziggler

Vicki comes in after the match and plants one on Ziggler… damn Gina! Guess we’re going back to that shit.

Watch Swagger go to AW.

 

Triple H shit from last night. Fuck you dog.

 

Limo pulls up in the back before the break.

 

A 1000th RAW moment… First appearance of Mr. Socko and Vince getting the bed pan in the head.

 

Brock’s music hits and we get Paul Heyman! YES!

ECW Chant!

Heyman say’s no to dropping lawsuits and this match at SummerSlam.

That’s all he’s got to say about that and goes to leave but here comes HHH….

HHH banters with Paul, not well.

HHH has Brock’s face plastered on SummerSlam posters.

Faint WE WANT LESNAR chant.

Triple H wants to talk about Lesnar’s ego… pot calling the kettle black?

Paul shits on HHH thinking he’s bad-ass still! Haha

Heyman taughts HHH and pushes his buttons while threatening suiting the company out of him.

Paul gets a Steph comment out which leads to HHH grabbing him by the throat.

He lets loose on Heyman but only before punching Paul down.

HHH insists he will see Brock at SummerSlam.

Paul Heyman is the only thing saving this match and possibly even Brock in the WWE.

 

Alberto Del Rio w/Ricardo Rodriguez vs. United States Champion Santino

This has happened already.

Cobra is ABOUT to be teased when ADR hits the flash kick to the back of Santino’s head.

Arm breaker and tap out.

Winner: Santino

Arm breaker drop by Ricardo after the match. Check him out! 😉

 

Cyndi Lauper video package, old school!

 

Diva’s Champion Layla intros Cyndi Lauper and Wendy Ritcher.

Lauper still looks good, she must have a great plastic surgeon.

Crowd chants some shit, I think its WE WANT RYDER.

Heath Slater comes out to kill this even more.

Yeah, it’s a WE WANT RYDER chant.

Slater wants to sing… come on.

Rowdy Roddy Piper is out!

RODDY chant.

Roddy says Ritcher’s name wrong. Haha

Piper tells Slater to bounce…

Roddy and Lauper are awkward together.

Piper’s got a gold record for Lauper…!?

This is weird and is dragging… Piper and Lauper hug…

Slater wants to sing again.

What the fuck is this shit.

Slater gets the 3 stooges eye poke by Piper and Lauper hits Slater with this gold record.

Cole apologizes to EVERYONE over this segment… for once he’s on point, fuck.

They had something here until it turned into a horrible and long segment.

 

Primo & Epico w/Rosa vs. Prime Time Players w/AW

Apparently AW has dropped the Colon’s for the PTP’s.

Look a tag team match on RAW from actual tag teams.

PTP get counted out when the Colon’s tease for the dive to the outside.

They don’t have to prove anything apparently because they are #1 contenders.

Winners: Colon’s by countout.

Well at least they MIGHT be trying to bring tag teams back for reals…?

 

Jericho is back next Monday… after that goofy suspension.

 

3 hour expansion commercial… really not looking forward to this and neither is my DVR.

 

Laurinaitis back in the ring.

He yip yaps about us fans losing out without People Power.

This fool says the next time we see him is when he gets inducted into the Hall of Fame. HA!

John Laurinaitis, David Otunga & Big Show vs. John Cena

Teddy Long is at commentary, he rips up that Hello My Name Sign he’s been wearing.

Show wants to talk about how many people Cena needed to beat him.

Show has no need to compete tonight and walks out on Otunga & Laurinaitis.

John Laurinaitis, David Otunga & Big Show vs. John Cena

Dippity Doo finally comes down with a big shit grin on his face.

Dueling chants for dippity doo.

The wrestling lawyer really needs a lot of work still.

Ace isn’t out to make any tags tonight.

Otunga wants to pose.

WE WANT RYDER chant. Poor kid was NO WHERE in sight tonight.

Laurinaitis finally makes the tag and he sheds his arm brace and crutch to kick on Cena.

Otunga walks away from Ace leaving him alone in the ring.

John Laurinaitis, David Otunga & Big Show vs. John Cena

Cena beats up on Laurinaitis then gives him 3 AA’s and the STP for the win.

Winner: Cena

Well if they were going to kill Johnny off this was it I guess…

Would be a great time for someone to jump Cena out of nowhere… anyone? Anyone?

NOPE…. Show ends.

 

They should play this episode of RAW backwards with this bullshit starting the show and Punk, Sheamus, Kane and Bryan ending it.

 

3 hours, I am not ready for…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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