Oh shit, who’s ready for some wrestling shenanigans?!!
Yay we get to relive clips from last week’s show… parking lot brawls, Sting flipping out, shit like that.
Jarrett and Bischoff argue about Mexico. Jarrett was just jokin’… well shit. Bischoff talks his ass into it. hasta-la-pasta Jeff.
Bischoff calls out Sting, Sting comes out looking like Halloween 666 did his makeup. Bischoff says he ain’t fucked with Sting so why Sting fucking with him… Sting does his best Mr. Anderson impersonation… no really, I’m not kidding he’s out there being a douche like Ken. Bad jokes n all… I have to say at least Eric works hard on promo but Sting’s stupid act fucked it up. Sting goes bonkers, jumps Bischoff, puts face paint on him then puts him in the scorpion death lock… well at least it didn’t go as long as most their openers.
We’re getting video package results from house shows… I kind of like that idea. Apparently house show wins count for the Bound for Glory Series. Yet another idea I like… WTF!?
Bully Ray has to take on Scott Steiner in the BFGS now… an on air bully vs. a real life bully. Bully Ray gets the win with the chain behind the ref. Ok match.
Bischoff is angry and sad, wants Sting beat up. Anderson comes in to make things worse. Eric tries to get Anderson to join the dark side of the force.
This is interesting, we get a triple threat X Division match from guys who’ve never been in TNA… Zema Ion vs. Federico Palacios vs. Dakota Darsow… but not right now… it instead we get a Knockouts match with Sky & Tessmacher vs. ODB & Jacqueline in a street because Sky asked for it from TNA. Sky says the execs wanted this “by the books” because ODB and Jackie don’t work there… that makes no sense. This brawl even gets a commercial break, hopefully this ends during the break… Jackie finally wins this shit doing some shit behind the refs back.
Zema Ion, Federico Palacios and Dakota Darsow all get video packages. Check you out IMPACT.
Tara talks shit about Rayne but Rayne shows up and threatens her ass… yeah they beat on each other, but just the tip.
Roode and Storm argue about Robert’s busted arm cause all of a sudden he’s ok to wrestle.
Oh no Steiner is in the back going bonkers while Bully Ray, Abyss and Gunner try to calm him the fuck down. They offer Scott a spot in Immortal, he’ll think about it… decisions.
Redberg and Matt Morgan take on Beer Money, winner of the fall gets BFGS points. Morgan gets the pin when he pins the injured Roode. Ok match.
Aybss yip yaps in the back about his stupid war book.
Stupid bit with Eric Young looking for stars to fight at Universal Studios.
AJ Styles announces he’s going back to the X Division and the 6 sided ring comes back for the ppv. Shoeless Joe comes down, kisses AJ’s ass but then said the division wasn’t shit until get got to TNA. Chris Daniels comes down to chime in, he looks like an accountant in his shirt and tie, he wants in. Looks like a thriple threat. Even if it’s a fraction of what their past 3 ways were, its better than anything “IMPACT wrestling” has done thus far.
Kazarian is a concerned little bee about Daniels jumping into that match at Destination X. Joe shows up and they bicker before Joe bitches Kaz out.
Zema Ion vs. Federico Palacios vs. Dakota Darsow is next. Looks like they are pushing Darsow more so off the bat… he’s the only one who got an intro… oh its because Smash of Demolition aka the Repo Man aka the Blacktop Bully is his daddy. Zema’s tights are straight up stupid. He comes off the top onto the arena floor with a corkscrew and these morons don’t get under him… fuck! Darsow isn’t X Division and hasn’t done anything “X”… Luckily Zema wins. Ok match, don’t get your hopes up though.
RVD is talking backstage when Jerry Lynn comes in for a drive by reminding RVD that both of them were X Division before that shit existed. God damn am I really considering ordering this ppv?!
Winter and Mickie brawl backstage, I think this is a match. They brawl to the ring where Angelina gets involved for the Winter win. Love isn’t much of a white zombie anymore… too bad.
Main event time… thank god, I’m ready for some Tosh.O on Hulu…
Sting vs. Abyss…. gets a forward job to the end… they wrestle as only Sting and Abyss can… wait, hold the presses this fool Abyss pulls out his war book and starts to read it. haha stupid yo! Abyss then pulls out a barbed wire wrapped glove. Haha this is silly watching Sting avoiding this glove while Abyss throws punches. Sting finally puts on this glove, hits Abyss who does the “wrestling bidness” and gets DQ’d. Anderson comes out to watch Abyss get even more bloodied up.. and its over!
Internets here I come to decompress!!
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06-23-11 IMPACT WRESTLING
by Mascara De FuegoOh shit, who’s ready for some wrestling shenanigans?!!
Yay we get to relive clips from last week’s show… parking lot brawls, Sting flipping out, shit like that.
Jarrett and Bischoff argue about Mexico. Jarrett was just jokin’… well shit. Bischoff talks his ass into it. hasta-la-pasta Jeff.
Bischoff calls out Sting, Sting comes out looking like Halloween 666 did his makeup. Bischoff says he ain’t fucked with Sting so why Sting fucking with him… Sting does his best Mr. Anderson impersonation… no really, I’m not kidding he’s out there being a douche like Ken. Bad jokes n all… I have to say at least Eric works hard on promo but Sting’s stupid act fucked it up. Sting goes bonkers, jumps Bischoff, puts face paint on him then puts him in the scorpion death lock… well at least it didn’t go as long as most their openers.
We’re getting video package results from house shows… I kind of like that idea. Apparently house show wins count for the Bound for Glory Series. Yet another idea I like… WTF!?
Bully Ray has to take on Scott Steiner in the BFGS now… an on air bully vs. a real life bully. Bully Ray gets the win with the chain behind the ref. Ok match.
Bischoff is angry and sad, wants Sting beat up. Anderson comes in to make things worse. Eric tries to get Anderson to join the dark side of the force.
This is interesting, we get a triple threat X Division match from guys who’ve never been in TNA… Zema Ion vs. Federico Palacios vs. Dakota Darsow… but not right now… it instead we get a Knockouts match with Sky & Tessmacher vs. ODB & Jacqueline in a street because Sky asked for it from TNA. Sky says the execs wanted this “by the books” because ODB and Jackie don’t work there… that makes no sense. This brawl even gets a commercial break, hopefully this ends during the break… Jackie finally wins this shit doing some shit behind the refs back.
Zema Ion, Federico Palacios and Dakota Darsow all get video packages. Check you out IMPACT.
Tara talks shit about Rayne but Rayne shows up and threatens her ass… yeah they beat on each other, but just the tip.
Roode and Storm argue about Robert’s busted arm cause all of a sudden he’s ok to wrestle.
Oh no Steiner is in the back going bonkers while Bully Ray, Abyss and Gunner try to calm him the fuck down. They offer Scott a spot in Immortal, he’ll think about it… decisions.
Redberg and Matt Morgan take on Beer Money, winner of the fall gets BFGS points. Morgan gets the pin when he pins the injured Roode. Ok match.
Aybss yip yaps in the back about his stupid war book.
Stupid bit with Eric Young looking for stars to fight at Universal Studios.
AJ Styles announces he’s going back to the X Division and the 6 sided ring comes back for the ppv. Shoeless Joe comes down, kisses AJ’s ass but then said the division wasn’t shit until get got to TNA. Chris Daniels comes down to chime in, he looks like an accountant in his shirt and tie, he wants in. Looks like a thriple threat. Even if it’s a fraction of what their past 3 ways were, its better than anything “IMPACT wrestling” has done thus far.
Kazarian is a concerned little bee about Daniels jumping into that match at Destination X. Joe shows up and they bicker before Joe bitches Kaz out.
Zema Ion vs. Federico Palacios vs. Dakota Darsow is next. Looks like they are pushing Darsow more so off the bat… he’s the only one who got an intro… oh its because Smash of Demolition aka the Repo Man aka the Blacktop Bully is his daddy. Zema’s tights are straight up stupid. He comes off the top onto the arena floor with a corkscrew and these morons don’t get under him… fuck! Darsow isn’t X Division and hasn’t done anything “X”… Luckily Zema wins. Ok match, don’t get your hopes up though.
RVD is talking backstage when Jerry Lynn comes in for a drive by reminding RVD that both of them were X Division before that shit existed. God damn am I really considering ordering this ppv?!
Winter and Mickie brawl backstage, I think this is a match. They brawl to the ring where Angelina gets involved for the Winter win. Love isn’t much of a white zombie anymore… too bad.
Main event time… thank god, I’m ready for some Tosh.O on Hulu…
Sting vs. Abyss…. gets a forward job to the end… they wrestle as only Sting and Abyss can… wait, hold the presses this fool Abyss pulls out his war book and starts to read it. haha stupid yo! Abyss then pulls out a barbed wire wrapped glove. Haha this is silly watching Sting avoiding this glove while Abyss throws punches. Sting finally puts on this glove, hits Abyss who does the “wrestling bidness” and gets DQ’d. Anderson comes out to watch Abyss get even more bloodied up.. and its over!
Internets here I come to decompress!!
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