Extreme Rules Almost Live Updates

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Join FighterHayabusa.com for almost live updates of WWE’s Extreme Rules. We’re starting an hour late because, well, if the WWE doesn’t really care about this pay per view, why should we? Kidding.

Last Man Standing Match
Randall Orton defeats CM Punk

Great Puma: Good match with an amazing finish. Orton RKO’s CM Punk from the top turnbuckle! The kendo stick shots were brutal. Probably one of the better opening matches to a pay per view in a long time.

Mascara de Fuego: More entertaining than I thought it was going to be but then again Punk was in the match so maybe I underestimated it. Nice build up to the highspots and kept them to a minimum to make them strong. Good shit to start the ppv.

United States Championship Tables Match
Kofi Kingston wins the United States Championship from Sheamus

Mascara de Fuego: Short match but did a great job of teasing both going through the table. Ending was solid with Kofi coming off the top rope with the leg drop, good ppv so far I have to say.

Great Puma: Wow. This match was way better than expected. Really incredible finish with Kofi launching from the top turnbuckle and legdropping Sheamus through a table on the outside. Also lots of convincing false finishes courtesy of Kofi’s great athleticism. This was a really fun match.

Country Whipping Tag Team Match
Jack Swagger & TOOL defeat Jerry Lawler & Jim Ross

Mascara de Fuego: I have no words for this shit. That is all.

Great Puma: To quote Booker T, “Tell me that did not just happen.” I really don’t want to see TOOL in the ring anymore. I really don’t. That being said, JR got his licks in and even got his Dusty Rhodes on and managed to destroy TOOL with an Oklahoma Pounce!

Falls Count Anywhere
Rey Mysterio pins Cody Rhodes

Mascara de Fuego: Not usually a fan of matches that end up in the arena because they usually end where the live crowd isn’t so you miss that pop but this shit ended in the ring AND Rey spits green mist?! Fuck man!

Great Puma: Brutal and entertaining match with some interesting spots all around the arena. Cody had Rey in a Boston Crap with Rey’s knees bent over a handrail at one point. Also, Rey gave an homage to the Great Muta. You’ll have to see it to believe it. Heel turn ala Tajiri? Kudos to the live crowd for some very appropriate chants throughout the match.

No Count Out No DQ Loser Leaves the Company Match
Layla pins Michele McCool

After the match, KHARMA debuted in grand pay per fashion by giving McCool an Implant Buster.

Mascara de Fuego: 1 – good win for Layla 2 – fucking good riddance to McCool 3 – Solid debut for Kharma

Great Puma: Big ups to Booker T for trying his hardest to make the TV viewing audience care. Nice and short match which is what it should have been. Layla wins with a roll up. So good to see Awesome Kong/Kharma debut in such an awesome way. Very impressive pay per view debut!

World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match
Christian wins the World Heavyweight Championship and defeats Alberto Del Rio

Great Puma: Wow. Match of the night so far. Seeing Edge there celebrating Christian’s first major title in Vince-ville was priceless. Alberto Del Rio and Christian defined their solo careers with this match tonight. A great match that featured some sick hardcore ladder spots that were centered around the awesome storyline of Alberto Del Rio trying to injure Christian’s arm.

Mascara de Fuego: Good match with a lot of stiff hits. Really glad the WWE went with the storybook ending for this match. Solid moment watching both Edge and Christian hugging and celebrating.

WWE Tag Team Championship Luberjack Match
Big Show & Kane defeat The Corre (Ezekial Jackson & Wade Barrett)

Mascara de Fuego: A nothing match tag team match. they should have put Sin Cara and Tyson Kidd in this spot. One sore spot on this card was this.

Great Puma: It was what it was. This match came out of nowhere and it served its purpose of being a brief distraction between the major title matches.

WWE Championship Triple Threat Steel Cage Match
The Miz vs. John Cena vs. John Morrison
John Cena wins the WWE Title for the tenth time by pinning the Miz

Great Puma: Ugh. This one’s for the kiddies. Not sure how new stars are going to be created if they’re relegated to dark matches on pay per view dates and the major titles are only held by the top four merchandise sellers. This was a horrible and predictable ending to an otherwise stellar undercard.

Mascara de Fuego: Sometimes I really hate the WWE… this is one of those times. Cena a 10 time champion?! Are you fucking kidding me?!

*stay tuned for Mascara de Fuego’s Extreme Rules Review coming up shortly!

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