Elimination Chamber Live Updates!

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Yeah…we’re a little late. MDF was giving me a tour of his new pad. Nothing like seeing a buddy movin’ on up in the neighborhood. Anyways, on with the show!

Alberto Del Rio over Kofi Kingston via submission

Great Puma – Nice fast paced match that showcased the strengths of both men. The false finishes at the end were done perfectly. The story of ADR working over Kofi’s arm and ribs was followed in great detail by both wrestlers. I cannot wait to see ADR main event Wrestlemania…but you already know that.

Mascara De Fuego – Great opener with a lot of highlights! The only thing I would have liked to have seen was a longer match.

SmackDown Elimination Chamber Match

Edge retains the World Heavyweight Championship vs Kane vs Rey Mysterio vs Drew McIntyre vs Wade Barrett vs Big Show

Great Puma – Big Show is Teddy Long’s surprise replacement. Boo! Wow. Kudos to Rey Rey for taking huge head-first bumps into the Lexan glass. This was an exhausting match and I mean that in a good way. The final minutes with Rey and Edge were gold. This match raised the bar very high for the following Raw Elimination Chamber match. Awesome Fucking Finish! Woah – I just marked out.

Mascara De Fuego – GREAT Elimination Chamber match! So many good spots and not a wasted moment! The show can end after that!

Alberto Del Rio came in after the match and put Edge in a Cross Arm Breaker. Christian came out to make the save!

They cut to the back and Jerry Lawler cuts the promo of his life. Very sincere. We hope he wins tonight.

Booker T introduces Trish Stratus as one of the trainers for Tough Enough! The rookies might blow but the trainers and host are going to keep me tuning in.

New Tag Team Champions (Slabriel), The Borrre defeat Santino & Vladimir Kozlov

Great Puma – Okay match. Cobra sighting! Therefore I’m satisfied.

Mascara De Fuego – Even though Santino and Kozlov lost the match the still looked strong in the match. Quick and decent, and it did the job it needed to.

CUT TO THE BACK
Miz says he’ll address the Rock at a later date. He says that he’s the most must see wrestler on the roster.

The Miz © retains against Jerry Lawler

Great Puma – Good match. Lawler performed really well and showed the youngsters how less is more. Lots of close finishes at the end with the Miz barely coming out on top. Props to the Oakland crowd for really being into the match!

Mascara De Fuego – Good showing by Jerry Lawler and get reactions by the Oakland crowd. Match did exactly what it needed to for both parties. Pushing Miz further into his main event spot at WrestleMania and gets over Lawler and a Hall of Famer and legend that can still go. Good shit.

CUT TO THE BACK
John Cena is actually eating a huge bowl of Fruity Pebbles. Cena says he’s yabba dabba delicious. What the?

CM Punk says he can’t see John Cena winning the Elimination Chamber but he can see himself winning. Good stuff.

Raw Elimination Chamber Match

John Cena survives against John Morrison, R-Truth, Randy Orton, King Sheamus and CM Punk

Great Puma – Good but the Smackdown Elimination Chamber was the match of the night. John Morrison played Rey Mysterio here with some spectacular bumps into the Lexan glass. Morrison MADE this match exciting with some incredible spots throughout the match. WWE goes all predictable again with Cena facing Miz for the WWE title. Whatever man.

Mascara De Fuego – Good EC match but the Smackdown match was the best of the two. Cena’s win was anticlimactic and predictable. Strange that they bring Punk back into the match for nothing, just to lose to Cena. Morrison is the star of the match. Lets hope that brings him World Title gold at some point in his career.

Stay tuned for Mascara De Fuego’s Elimination Chamber recap!

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2 Responses to “Elimination Chamber Live Updates!”

  1. zank Says:

    OH MY GAWD CPT CHARISMA… FINALLY… totally marking out atm

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