Hey, it’s Great Puma here. Mascara de Fuego is out enjoying a concert in La La Land while I’m stuck watching Kaitlyn’s assets for an hour on the internetz. I say it’s a win for me. On to the show.

All the Divas are introduced. Kaitlyn comes out and Vicky is looking bitter on stage.

Striker says the next elimination is coming in 3 weeks time.

‘WWE Name that Tune!’ CHALLENGE

Aj guesses Sheamus. 100 pts.

AJ guesses Teddy Long. 200 pts.

Naomi – Santino. 100 pts.

AJ: Edge – 300 pts. AJ: Cena – 400 pts. AJ: Kofi – 500 pts.

AJ: The Miz – 600 pts. AJ: Melina – 700 pts.

AJ owned the first round.

AJ: DX – 900 pts. AJ: Orton – 1100 pts. AJ: Zach Ryder 1300 pts.

AJ: Dusty Rhodes – 1500. AJ: Trish Stratus – 1700.

Nobody guessed for Legion of Doom.

AJ: Vince McMahon. 1900.

AJ cleans house and wins the competition.

Cole continues to rag on the show like a tool. Josh Mathews plays the white knight.

–I love me a girl who can name most of the WWE theme entrance catalogue.  Color me impressed.

Naomi vs Alicia Fox

  • Fox tells Naomi to bring it. Right.
  • Fox controls the beginning with strikes.
  • Naomi regains control with her aerial offense, including a killer bee sting/jumping booty attack.
  • Fox gets the upperhand again with strikes and methodical wear down holds.
  • Naomi hits a solid enziguiri.
  • Naomi hits a very nice flying heel kick into the corner.
  • Fox with an axe kick to the back. It’s over.

WINNER: Alicia Fox

–That’s how you book an ex-Diva’s champion, in Alicia Fox. Decent for what it was. Naomi never fails to impress.

Million Dollar Goldust is talking to Aksana about her deportation issues. Aksana gives her a sobb story.

Divas are back in the ring. They get to rock the mic and show their personality and stuff.

Naomi is first. No topic for her. She says she needs to vent. Naomi calls out Michael Cole. Naomi says she’s sick of his negativity. She says he’s not Jim Ross. Burn.

AJ’s topic is “Personal Ad”. She says she’s single. Her dream date is going back to her place, turning the lights down low, burning some candles and turning things on…like her X-Box. She can order pizza and then head to bed at 10pm. She’ll put her tag on twitter. Yikes but I’ll be checking Twitter later.

Kaitlyn: “Age before beauty”. Kaitlyn says that Vicky is like a fine wine or a fine cheese. She says that Dolph and her got together and bought her a gift, her favorite perfume, a tube of Ben Gay. Eh.

Aksana: “America”. Aksana thinks that America is the most beautiful country. I love the way she says “W-W-E”. She also give a shout out to Christopher Columbus. I just want her to say “W-W-E” again.

Maxine: “Disrespect”. She talks about how she was disrespected by Hornswaggle. She says she always ends up on top. She says that Kaitlyn disrespected Vicky and Dolph’s relationship and calls her a ‘homewrecker’.

–Not sure if they even mentioned who won the challenge. All I know is that Michael Cole got moded. Classic tool.

Rookie Challenge 3: Power of the Punch Challenge

Naomi’s first: 814. She double axe-handled it. She is told to hit it with one hand. She scores 801.

AJ: 362.

Kaitlyn: 5. She took a running head start and came up with that. She also used her tube of Ben Gay on her hitting arm. Funny in that CBS sitcom way.

Aksana: 666. She’s evil.

Maxine: 605.

Naomi wins the challenge.

AJ vs Aksana

  • AJ starts off like a little luchadore. Dope arm drop and a cute little running dropkick and Aksana is outside of the ring pouty-pouting in Goldust’s arms.
  • Aksana does a nice drop down elbow smash like her mentor.
  • AJ rolls her up with a modified front chancery-small package. One…two…three.


Goldust tells Aksana that they have ‘options’. He tells her they can get married. Goldust gets down on one knee and asks her to marry him (with a deep Goldust breath). She says yes. It’s a shame this wasn’t on cable.

–AJ impressed like Naomi did earlier in the night. I hope the WWE keeps her so she can improve the quality of the matches for the Divas division.

–Overall, the show was okay for what it was. NXT is brain crack for the WWE Universe. It’s like a philly cheesesteak, where you know it isn’t good for you but you’re glad you ate it, and they didn’t hold back on the cheese.


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