10-05-10 WWE NXT SEASON 3 REVIEW

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…now on WWE.com

Well, lets see if this pans out having this shit on the internets. It will be interesting to see if they post these episodes quicker on their website or youtube now that its strictly on their website.

Striker starts the show by bringing the rookies out to the stage where he runs down what tonight signifies and how winning immunity is important. Tonight’s first challenge… the bullride… He has the Bella’s come off the stage to show how the bull works. They get on at the same time and basically fuck this bull. After a handful of seconds they both fall off… its now the rookies turn…

Naomi – 12.5

Aksana – 17.9

AJ (with her kiddie cowboy hat) – 9.6

Jamie – 10.9

Maxine – 9.8

Kaitlyn – 10.0

Aksana wins something! At some point the bull lost his horns, what the fuck happened there!?

Damn we’re actually getting commercials here, its WWE commercials but still bowlshit.

Aksana w/Goldust and the Million Dollar Title vs. Maxine w/Alicia Fox

Back and forth match that doesn’t look too bad but maybe hits because my feed looks choppy. Maxine lands the lariat clothesline and goes for the pin but Aksana rolls through reversing the pin attempt for the win.

Winner: Aksana

Cole and Josh recap last nights RAW with Cena joining Nexus.

The next challeng is a Talent show… oh Christ.

Aksana’s is pushups… she does some spider man style pushups, it was kind of impressive actually.

Naomi’s talent is rapping. She busts a freestyle out of 1997.

AJ’s talent is going to kick Cole a personality… actually its flexibility. She does the splits and all sorts a shit that makes me want to take my pants off… wait what!?

Jamie’s talent is turning men on…!? She then tries to come onto Striker and plants one on him. Haha Striker = hard on.

Kaitlyn’s talent says she’s an artist and has an easel. She starts to draw something away from the camera and keeps looking back at Vicki. She draws a stick figure picture of Vicki with a big butt. She said she got her good on that canvas but cant wait to get her down on this canvas pointing to the ring.

Maxine apologizes to Hornswoggle for last week and dumping him. So she baked him a pie and wants him to come out. He of course comes out, she says she is sorry and wants him to take the pie. She then puts some on her figure and rubs it on his face. He then takes the pie and plants it right in her face! She looks good with white stuff on her face…huh!?

The crowd chooses Kaitlyn and her painting. She has 3 and AJ has three. So Striker makes the crowd choose and it seems like Kaitlyn has immunity.

They go to the sappy Make A Wish video. What? Did that come off like an asshole?

Goldust is in the back with Aksana, he’s rubbing the Million Dollar Belt. INS comes in and tells her she’s got 3 weeks to get her papers all wrapped up or she gets her ass deported. This dude calls her a Russian Trish Status.

They recap the relationship (or lack there) of between Vicki and Kaitlyn.

Vicki Guerrero w/Dolph Ziggler vs. Kaitlyn

Vicki is actually in a singlet. She’s actually smaller than she looks with clothes on. That or the internet subtracts 20 pounds…?! Vicki starts up with jumping jacks and stretches. Haha Vicki stalls with more stretches and looking like she is doing yoga. Things turn sour quick when they slap the shit out of each other. Vicki then rolls to the outside and pulls Kaitlyn out and rams her into the guard rail a couple of time! VICKI for DIVA’S CHAMP! Vicki brings her back into the ring and gets in her face ala Stone Cold! Kaitlyn then gets her head bounced off the turnbuckle a couple of time and choked on the ropes. She then yells at Ziggler than she’s a woman and Kaitlyn’s a girl. Haha Vicki is comedy when she tries to slam Kaitlyn and holds her back like she was just trying to lift Andre the Giant. Vicki then gets a slam for her trouble. Vicki gets in Ziggler’s face to help her but then Vicki gets rolled up for the pin. Kaitlyn then hugs Ziggler in front of Vicki and she is fucking pissed off. Ziggler tries to defend himself but she’s not hearing this shit. I gotta say, for someone who isn’t a wrestler, Vicki was at least entertaining.

Winner: Kaitlyn

We are back and Striker has the rookies at ringside, its elimination time and… JAMIE is eliminated!!!! Wow that’s a shocker! She thanks the fans and says that the rookies have worked hard. She’s broken up about it. I figured she would have at least made it a little while. Well at least she didn’t go into heel promo like the guys.

Well, the show was ok and not too unbearable to watch from my laptop. Lets hope they put this up on youtube for those days I am running late to sit in front of the laptop for this.

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