Triple Threat Match for the United States Title

Daniel Bryan vs. John Morrison vs. The Miz

Off the bat they have Bryan come out second, why is the champion not coming out last!? Miz comes out before the match and says he was the mentor of both Morrison and Bryan. Ha. Off the bat Miz is singled out leaving Bryan and Morrison to chain wrestle in the middle of the ring.  Bryan gets on the first submission but its broken up by Miz. Miz then brings John back into the ring but John gets the tarantula! Bryan with the dropkick into the chest of Miz then Bryan gets Cattle Mutilation on Miz!!! Bryan locks Miz’s leg and they fight until John hits the Starship Pain on both! John with the advantage now who takes Miz to the outside. Miz and John fight into the crowd. Miz with the Dragon Sleeper on the step railing but Bryan makes the save. They all brawl all the way to the staging area with Miz using a large wheeled shipping box. Miz hits the SCF on John on the floor, he’s out! Bryan and Miz then fight up the stage both hitting a clothesline on each other. John then starts to climb the lighting grid, the then scaffolding! John hits a high cross body on Miz and Bryan!!! “that was awesome” chant! John with the Texas Cloverleaf on Miz!!!! Alex Riley makes the save! Bryan gets on the LaBell Lock!!!! MIZ TAPS!!!!! Solid victory for Bryan!

Winner: Daniel Bryan

Hell in a Cell for the WWE Title

Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Its not long before they are fighting at ringside and they tease using the steel steps. Orton ends up using the steps on Sheamus and he’s busted open!… ok wishful thinking. During the match Sheamus exposes the turnbuckle but is unsuccessful to get Orton to it. Sheamus takes Orton to the outside and uses the cage as a cheese grader on Orton.. hmmm still no blood… Why the fuck did Striker just call Randy Orton “Randle”, maybe its his alter ego like Matt Hardy… Orton with a rolling power slam onto the steel steps!… only got a 2 count! Sheamus gets a backbreaker on the steps although he still hits Orton on his knee and not the steps… He gets the Broh kick but only gets a two count. Sheamus tries to hit Orton with a steel chair but Orton hits the RKO! Sheamus rolls to the outside before he can make the pin. Orton now on the outside trying to punt Sheamus but he moves and hits another Broh kick.  Orton hits the RKO on the steel steps for the pin and the win. After the match Orton straps on the title belt and climbs the cage to celebrate.

Winner: Randy Orton

I think the Bragging Rights video package just gave away the outcome of the Cena vs. Barrett match…

Josh in the back the NXT Diva’s when Nexus comes in. Josh reminds Barrett of the stips. But Barrett says they have a special gift for Cena tomorrow now, an “N” armband.

Ricardo Rodriguez is in the ring and introduces Alberto Del Rio. He mentions its his ppv debut. He talks about the little Chihuahua on Friday night Smackdown. He wants a his next challenge. He then says he is better than all of us! This brings out Edge!!! Edge says he is fighting stupidity. They banter back and forth with Edge ripping Rodriguez’s sleeve and before they can go at it, Jack Swagger comes out! He said what is stupid is a Canadian and a Mexican arguing! Haha Swagger is pissed because of his mascot’s medical bills. With leads to Del Rio and Swagger beating on Edge, Del Rio takes off but then we get an email… the GM wants an in ring apology tomorrow night but now it will be Swagger vs. Edge.

Jack Swagger vs. Edge

The match starts off where Swagger left off. Edge tries to fight back but Swagger keeps the advantage. Swagger finally gets on the ankle lock but Edge gets to the ropes quickly. Swagger gets the ankle lock again but Edge rolls out of it and Swagger ends up face first into the steps. Edge goes to the top and hits a missile dropkick for a 2 count. Camera man on the outside takes a hit! Swagger with the belly to belly off the top rope for a 2 count! Edge goes for the spear but Swagger catches him, gut wrench powerbomb!!!! 1…2….kickout! Edge looks like he got injured when Swagger was putting him in the ankle lock, Edge back to the ropes. Edge with the quick spear! 1…2…THREE! Good methodical match but the crowd wasn’t into it.

Winner: Edge

In the back Nexus is talking about trusting Wade and how they don’t want this to be the end of Nexus. Otunga has a plan… oh god no.

John Cena vs. Wade Barrett (Nexus / Cena on the line)

Wade comes on out on his own, the stip is they can’t interfere tonight or Wade gets DQ’d and Nexus is done. The match starts off with chain wrestling… it did really! They continue to exchange moves and breaking, taking their time with this. Cena gets the advantage in the first exchange but Wade finally takes the lead. Cena snaps and throws uncontrolled punches then goes for the FU which brings out Nexus. Wade gets in their faces and tries to send them back. He doesn’t want to get DQ’d here. They stick around while Wade continues to pound on Cena. Wade with a strong elbow off the second rope for a 2 count. Cena tries to fight back but Wade stays one step ahead. “lets go Barrett, lets go Cena” chants! Cena finally fights back hitting several shoulder tackles and the “you cant see me” punch. Nexus surrounds the ring but the locker room empties out and the WWE locker room has taken out the Nexus. MVP’s drive by kick to Otunga is missed by the camera. Stupid. The locker room heads to the back while Cena smiles. Cena then tries for the STF but Barrett escapes it. Wade hits a pump handle slam for a 2 count. Cena with the sloppiest gut wrench in the history of wrestling for a 2 count. Wade with the double arm suplex for a 2 count. Wade hits a side slam for a 2 ½ count! Wade sets up Cena in the corner and tries to hit another elbow but Cena moves. Both try to make it to their feet and Cena is up first, he’s going to the top. Wade cuts him off tries for the superplex but Cena fights it off and Wade hits the mat. Cena then hits his wack ass leg drop to the back of Wade’s head…1…2…kickout! Cena tries for the FU but Wade reverses it!!! Fireman’s carry slam!!!! 1….2….THR—KICKOUT!  Cena gets up FU!!! Fuck! 1…2…..KICKOUT!!!!!!!! oh shit that was close! Cena goes for the STF!!!!!……FUCK! SOMEONE from the outside distract the ref!!! Husky Harris (PERHAPS) hits Cena!!!!!!…….1………2…….THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nexus is in the ring and lift Wade on their shoulders! Striker is asking for the Nexus shirt! Cena is still in the ring shocked look on his face. Good match for Barrett that helped elevate him further.

Winner: Wade Barrett

Josh in the back its all spooky and purple. Paul Bearer creeps from the shadows. He’s asked why he has returned after 6 years. He said he has been devising his own master plan and how Kane will never be the father of destructions favorite son.

Sappy video package on how the WWE likes to hug little children.

Unified Diva’s Championship

Michelle McCool vs. Natalya

The early goings of the match belong to McTaker who tries to out wrestle Natalya but its just comical and not in a good way. McCool accidentally hits Layla! Nattie with the cover 1…2… kickout! Nattie with the Sharpshooter!!!! She rolls out and hooks the heel, good counter by McCool but Nattie turns over to get the Sharpshooter back on! Layla throws her shoe at Nattie for the DQ. This ended up being a shoe throwing cluster fuck. Ugh.

Winner Natalya by DQ

Hell in a Cell for the World Championship

Kane vs. The Undertaker w/Paul Bearer

Taker kicks Paul out of the cage but Kane attacks and they fight on the outside briefly before they end up on the inside of the cage at ringside. The match finally starts and Taker takes a chair to the side of Kane. Taker has the early advantage until Kane uses the chair himself to take the lead in the match. They end up in the outside once again where they fight back and forth. Kane crushes Taker’s leg between the steel steps and the ring post and spends a good amount of time working on that part of the leg. Both end up in the middle of the ring exchanging the “boo, yay” punches. Taker gets the flying clothes line to finish that exchange. Taker goes for Old School but Kane sweeps the leg. Kane with a flurry of punches while Taker sits on the top rope. Kane finally hits the superplex then climbs the ropes for a clothesline. He goes for the cover but Taker locks in the Hell’s Gate!!! Kane shifts and tries to roll out of the ring, he then uses the ropes to break the move. Kane back in the ring, they both hit a double boot to the face but the BOTH sit up. Taker then hits a clothesline and a chokeslam for a 2 count. Taker then goes for Tombstone but Kane hits the leg and hits his own chokeslam for a 2 ½ count. Kane with a series of punches in the coner but then gets caught in the Last Ride….1….2…kickout by Kane! Taker finally gets Kane in the Tombstone but Kane reverses it!!! 1….2…KICKOUT! Kane punches the ref!? They open the cage and take the ref out. Paul is now in the cage while a new ref takes over. Kane goes after Paul, Paul ends up in the ring while Kane corners him. Taker then sits up chokeslams Kane! There is a lot of pausing here, this is strange. The arena goes purple Paul pulls some light out of the urn and Taker takes it in the face. Paul then offers Kane the urn… this is weird. Kane then hits Taker with the Urn, hits a chokeslam for the pin and the win. That was such a strange and awkward ending to that match.

Winner: Kane

Well, at least Cena went Nexus and the opening match was good shit…


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