The Nexus gets a 7 on 7 match and Cena’s team keeps falling apart.

Nothing I hate more than when RAW opens with ass clown John Cena, god dammit! This fucker comes down to the ring and brings up when Nexus has done so far and how his team has had enough and how they have one goal, to end Nexus at SummerSlam. He does some lame jokes about his team being the Super Friends. Chris Jericho finally comes out to stop this bullshit banter. Jericho gets a solid “Y2J” chant. He said he got involved with this to take out Nexus and nothing else because of what his rookie did to him and says this is HIS team. Cena says he can have the team because he doesn’t care he just wants to beat Nexus. Jericho goes off only to have the mic slapped out of his hands by Cena. He then goes off about what Nexus is doing to this business. Cena then kisses up to Jericho but Jericho tells that fucker never to knock the mic out of his hand. Haha. Jericho says he knows he’s important to the team, duh fucker. Jericho then says that Cena is just as big a threat as Nexus. Jericho says that as soon as Nexus is done then he is going to focus on getting rid of Cena. Before they can brawl the fucking GM emails… the GM says the SummerSlam match will be an elimination match. Also tonight Nexus will take on 7 RAW guys. The GM puts Cena and Jericho in a tag match and said if you aren’t down with that, he’s got two words for you… once again trying to throw us off the fact that this GM fucker is probably Cole.

WWE Champion Sheamus comes down to watch the next match.

Randy Orton beat Jey Uso w/Tamina & Jimmy Uso. Orton makes short work on him, nothing to write home about. Orton and Sheamus stare then Jimmy jumps Orton only to get accidentally kicked by Sheamus which sets up Sheamus getting hit with an RKO. Miz’s music then hits and it looks like he is going to CASH IN!!!  Miz then gets RKO’d! So the attempt to cash in has been foiled once again… oh well.

Edge is in the back talking to DiBiase wishing he was in the SummerSlam match and not Khali. Ted is taking on Morrison tonight and he hopes it will make Cena change his mind. Edge wants to take Khali out but Runjin overhears that shit.

After the break Miz and Sheamus are arguing in the ring still when the GM sends an email. GM says it will be Miz and Sheamus taking on Jericho and Cena tonight.

Edge on the phone when Khali comes in with Runjin who told Khali what Edge said. Khali says he wants Edge but Edge says if he beats Khali, he is OFF the team. Thank god.

Edge vs. The Great Khali w/Runjin Singh ends in a no contest when Nexus comes out and surrounds Khali which actually gets a Khali chant but like a bitch Khali escapes before anything can happen. They make it seem like Nexus let his ass go. Fuck does that mean Khali is still on the team!?

The Nexus beats Jerry Lawler, Hart Dynasty, Mark Henry, Evan Bourne, Goldust and Yoshi Tatsu in an Elimination Match. Tarver makes short work of Yoshi and looked actually good in the ring. Slater pins Lawler. Slater pins Smith. Otunga pins Goldust. Sheffield pins Henry. The last two guys are Tyson Kidd and Evan Bourne. Young pins Kidd and Evan is on his own. Wade pins Bourne. The only dude that still looked rookie status was Otunga. After the match they beat up on Bourne some more with Sheffield hitting another clothesline, Otunga another Uranage and Gabriel a 450 splash. Good work making Nexus look strong as fuck here. After the match Wade, Sheffield and Tarver cut promos on Cena’s team and SummerSlam.

In the back Miz sits with his briefcase, Sheamus then walks and tells Miz he cant beat him. Miz says that he’s going to take on Sheamus after the match when he cashes in tonight but only after Cena and Jericho take him out. Sheamus says not to push him or he will regret it. Sheamus then sends the case flying across the ring.

Diva’s Champion Alicia Fox beat Bre Bella w/Nikki. Didn’t watch, don’t fucking care. Some shit happened with Fox and Jillian after the match.

R-Truth comes out to ringside to watch the next match.

Ted DiBiase w/Maryse beat John Morrison when Ted sends John into Truth, butting heads setting up Ted’s roll up for the pin. After the match Morrison and Truth argue even though Truth said on commentary that the RAW team needs to get along. Oh well. They show Cena in the back watching Truth and Morrison arguing.

Josh in the back with Orton. He doesn’t care if its Miz or Sheamus that is champ at SummerSlam cause he’s gonna win…

WWE Champion Sheamus and United States Champion The Miz beat John Cena and Chris Jericho when Jericho hits the Codebreaker on Cena setting up for the Miz pin. After the match Jericho gets on the Walls of Jericho but Cena reverses it and gets on the STF until Khali comes out and breaks it up. Edge then comes out and spears Khali. Morrison and Truth come in and everyone is arguing and pushing. Khali then chops Edge and Morrison. And the show ends while they keep yelling.

Good main event that not only keeps building up Miz but also plays up the dissention on Cena’s team. This is definitely a good build up to the Nexus vs. Cena’s Team match.

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