Money in the Bank Quick Results

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SmackDown Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Big Show vs Matt Hardy vs Christian vs Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston vs  vs Dashing Cody Rhodes vs Drew McIntyre vs Dolph Ziggler vs Kane

  • Kofi is rocking a McDonalds colorway.
  • Christian walks up Matt’s back while he lays face first on the ladder.  Nice.
  • Christian climbs a ladder but its knocked down.  Christian falls onto Big Show on the outside.
  • Kofi hit a nice Trouble in Paradise to Drew on the outside.
  • Kofi places a ladder on the outside.  He climbs it and hits a HUGE BOOM DROP on Drew through the SAT table!
  • Double Powerbomb onto Kane off the ladder by Matt and Christian.
  • Christian and Matt battle at the top of the ladder.  Both men clutch the briefcase while they slug it out.
  • Both men tumble down.
  • Drew comes back into the ring.  CRAP!
  • Yes!  The crowd is going crazy.  Kane CHOKESLAMS Drew off the ladder.
  • Kane unhooks the briefcase for the win!

WINNER:  KANE

CUT TO THE BACK:  Sheamus interview.

Divas Champion Alicia Fox vs. Eve Torres

  • Eve starts the match off with a lot of decent looking pin combinations for quick two counts.
  • Eve goes for a second rope flying leg drop (Modiied Harlem Hangover) and Fox gets her knees up and drives them into Eve’s back.
  • Fox goes for her scissors kick finisher.  One two three.

WINNER and Retains her title:  Alicia Fox

Unified Tag Team Champions The Hart Dynasty vs. Jimmy & Jey Uso

  • Tyson gets his legs up to counter a huge splash.
  • Tyson makes the hot tag to DH.
  • DH puts Jimmy in the sharpshooter.  Tap out.

WINNERS:  The Hart Dynasty

World Champion Rey Mysterio vs. Jack Swagger

  • Rey Rey limps to the ring.
  • Rey is rocking studded black leather.  Interesting in that S&M gimp way.
  • 619 by Rey.
  • West Coast Pop…no – Swagger counters slaps on the ankle lock!
  • Rey gets out of it.
  • TWO devastating Swagger Bombs on Rey.
  • Swagger destroys Rey’s injured ankle with vicious stomps.
  • Swagger applies the ankle lock again but pulls off Rey’s boot (Eddie!).
  • Rey hits a nice ‘rana pin combo.  One…two…three.

WINNER and Retains the World Title:  REY MYSTERIO

Swagger attacks Rey post-match and puts Rey in an ankle lock.  Kane interferes and takes Swagger out.  Kane heads back up to the stage and RETRIEVES his MITB briefcase!

Kane and a ref walk back to the ring and Kane officially cashes in his contract!

MITB CASH IN MATCH:  Kane vs World Champion Rey Mysterio

  • Kane attacks Rey’s ankle.
  • Chokeslam.
  • Kane hits a tombstone on Rey.  One…two…three.

WINNER AND NEW WORLD CHAMPION:  KANE

Women’s Champion Layla vs. Kelly Kelly

  • Kelly comes out blazing and screaming like a banshee…a very sexy banshee.
  • Layla uses the ring skirt to slow Kelly down on the ring apron.
  • Kelly hits the K2.  One…two…Layla grabs the rope.
  • Layla rolls Kelly up.  One…two…three.

WINNER and Retains the Women’s Title:  Layla

Raw Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Randy Orton vs John Morrison vs Evan Bourne vs United States Champion The Miz vs Ted DiBiase vs Chris Jericho vs Mark Henry (replacing R-Truth) vs Edge.

  • Edge slides outside of the ring as soon as the bell rings.
  • As soon as all the wrestlers are paired up outside the ring.  Edge runs and sets up a ladder.  Orton catches him and takes him outside.
  • Mark Henry smashes a ladder onto Miz’s ladder.
  • Bourne hits a nice hurracurrana from the middle of the ladder onto Edge who was standing on the ring.
  • Orton hits his second rope DDT on Bourne from the middle of the ladder.
  • Jericho staggers near the top and falls only to be greeted by a mid-air RKO.
  • Orton pulls off Edge.
  • Orton is at the top but the Miz pushes the ladder down and sends Orton crashing on the ropes.
  • The Miz climbs up and retrieves the briefcase.

WINNER:  THE MIZ

Miz grabs a mic:

You are all living in my moment.  Call it over rated or created, or however you call it.  Winning this MITB contract means I made it!  I make believers out of all you cynics, skeptics and critics.  Get a good, hard look at the man with the briefcase.  I am Mr. Money in the Bank.  I am a future WWE Champion!  Me! Me! Cuz I’m the Miz…and I’m awesome.  Awesome!

WWE Champion Sheamus vs. John Cena (Steel Cage Match)

  • Collar and elbow tie up.
  • Slow methodical offense by both men and it’s a shame that this match is the main event of the pay per view.
  • If this were in the 90’s, both men would have been bleeding after the tenth minute in the match.
  • Sheamus hits a huge clothesline and goes for a pinfall.  One…two…kickout.
  • The NEXUS walk towards the cage with bolt cutters.  They try to punk a ref into giving them the keys to the cage.
  • The ref throws the keys into the crowd.
  • Sheamus and Cena knock the ref inside the cage out.
  • Cena locks the STF on Sheamus but there’s no ref to see Sheamus tap.
  • Cena climbs the cage but is met with Justin Gabriel.
  • Cena tosses Gabriel down to the mat.
  • The Nexus block Cena’s path to the floor as Sheamus climbs out the opposite side of the cage!

WINNER and Retains the WWE Title:  Sheamus.

Read our upcoming recap for more in-depth reports and analysis of the pay per view!

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