05-10-10 WWE RAW REVIEW

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RAW finally gets a GM… or does it?

Randy Orton comes out to the ring and he goes right into Edge, saying he knows who he is and that’s why he didn’t accept his offer. All of a sudden MEATLOAF of all people comes down to the ring?! What the fuck!? He wants Orton to change his song to this song on his new album. Loaf then starts to go into the song, what the fuck is going on!? He goes on and on until bitch tits gets RKO’d. Edge then comes out to the stage and says Orton doesn’t like celebrities and neither does he. Edge says he complained to the WWE and that they said guest hosts wont have authority on RAW anymore. Edge says RAW needs a permanent GM. (finally) He then brings out the new GM of RAW… Vicki Guerrero! Ah shit! Haha Vicki says even though her and Edge had a relationship in the past she is only there to be professional. She is reprimanding Orton on beating up on celebrities when she announces he will take on Edge and a partner of his choice in a handicap match. Well, I hope this means the guest host shit is over or at least over as them being the focal point. Good fucking move.

Jericho and Miz in the back doing the walk.

The next has the stipulation that if Jericho wins the next match, he and Miz get a Tag Team Title shot next week. So that means he’ll win.

Chris Jericho beats Unified Tag Team Champion David Hart Smith w/Natalya with the Codebreaker to get his title match. Match was ok not enough time to pick up some steam.

Edge in the back talking to Batista. I think they are making dinner plans.

R-Truth comes out with Guest Host Flava Flav, Truth has the best hype man in the biz backing him up right now! Haha Truth shills Flav to the crowd. Flav gets the crowd to say Flava Flav. Flav goes on about some shit he’s working on, I have no idea what that shit is. Flav needs a new job being the WWE hype man.

R-Truth beats William Regal in seconds by DQ when the reunited Colon’s jump Truth. Flav is on commentary, dudes got a new job I’m telling you. Ted DiBiase is at the top of the ramp and he gives the Colon’s envelopes before they walk off. For a second it looked like the Colon’s had joined Ted which would have been dope.

They show a video piece on Eve Torres which goes into footage earlier today of Maryse taking down Ju-Jitsu dude. They get into an argument then she slaps him and kicks him down. Whatever.

Orton in the back when Josh says him if he is concerned about who Edge will pick for his tag partner. He says nope but wants Vicki to come down to the ring so she wont forget this shit.

Buzz Aldrin is hosting next week. They did a skit where Mark Henry hits Buzz with a steel chair while he’s wearing astronaut outfit.

Fox and Kim are at ringside again with Ryder in the ring kissing their ass.

Evan Bourne beat Zack Ryder with the Shooting Star Press even though Alicia Fox tried to stop Bourne and Gail Kim stopped her. Bourne is getting some Kim pussy tonight, Ryder will end up beating off to pictures of Fox. Have yourself a good cry afterwards man.

WWE Champion John Cena and his same ol’ shit come down to the ring to announce the stipulation for his match with Batista at the ppv. He babbles for a while about Sheamus and Batista until he announces the ppv match will be the last time he faces Batista for the WWE Title in an I Quit match. Cena then calls out Sheamus who comes out to the stage and says if he comes down to the ring Cena wont be able to take on Batista at the ppv. Batista comes out of the crowd and spears Cena. Sheamus and Batista then beat up on Cena’s ass. Mark Henry them comes out and beats up on Batista and clears the ring. Since when has Henry been on Cena’s nuts?

Vick is in the back texting when Edge comes in and says he’s got a partner. Edge brings up the shit he talked to Vicki on Smackdown, trying to defend his own ass. He wants her to be at ringside tonight. She ain’t having it unless Edge guarantees nothing will happen to her. She buys it.

Cole announces that if Kidd beats Miz in the next match, Miz will had to defend the US Title against one of the Hart’s next week in Toronto. A lot of stipulations on this RAW don’t you think?

Unified Tag Team Champion Tyson Kidd beats United States Champion The Miz in minutes will a roll up. Too many short shitty matches tonight.

Miz gets on the mic and says the stipulation was HE decides who gets the title shot next week. He picks… Bret Hart!!! Oh shit, some where Fred Dinkins is crapping his pants at this.

Josh stops Batista in the back he asks him about his match with Mark Henry tonight. He’d rather talk about making Cena scream I quit and to watch what he’s going to do to Henry.

All of the NXT rookies are in the ring and they will take on 4 RAW guys.

All eight NXT rookies beat John Morrison, Yoshi Tatsu, Goldust and Santino when Bryan pins Santino with the small package. Holy shit its about time he wins a fucking match… Damn Morrison gets downgraded to this shit?! Fuck might as well left him on Smackdown then, damn. Oh shit Gabriel and Yoshi had a night exchange. High paced match, could have seen more of it. After the match Sheffield and Young put Bryan on their shoulders like he just won the WWE Title from the Rock with help from Stone Cold…oh yeah, that was Mankind… you know what I mean.

Flava Flav in the back with the Bella’s who are also wearing clocks, stupid. Kozlov and Santino walk in arguing in Russian and Italian. Santino wants to be tag partners with Kozlov. William Regal comes in and doesn’t Kozlov to listen to this. Regal is challenged by Flav and Kozlov tells him “not to just stand there and to bust a move” funny. Regal then spits rhymes, funny shit. Doesn’t go well for Regal as he’s left on his on. Shit at least they got a RAW GM…right?

Batista comes out to the ring and pulls up a steel chair and it just sitting there while these fools go to break. Mark Henry comes out looking confused. As soon as Henry starts to come into the ring, Batista jumps up and starts beating on Henry with the steel chair. Batista then puts Henry in a crossface and Henry passes out. Batista lets the move go, kicks Henry in the head a couple of times and leaves. It will be a damn shame if the WWE loses Batista now at the height of his heel career.

Edge and Vicki come out first then his partner comes out…. Ted DiBiase!

Randy Orton beat Edge w/RAW GM Vicki Guerrero & Ted DiBiase when R-Truth comes out to distract DiBiase which set up the RKO for the pin. Most of the match was spent double teaming Orton until this. Vicki is alone with Orton when she gets on the mic and yells for Edge who was taken out during the match. She keeps yelling at Orton until she resigns her GM position…!? What the fuck!? Orton hits the RKO on Edge on the outside to end the show. Well that was fucking stupid making it seem you were actually going to have a real GM only to take it away at the end of the show, LAME.

05-10-10 WWE RAW REVIEW

Randy Orton comes out to the ring and he goes right into Edge, saying he knows who he is and that’s why he didn’t accept his offer. All of a sudden MEATLOAF of all people comes down to the ring?! What the fuck!? He wants Orton to change his song to this song on his new album. Loaf then starts to go into the song, what the fuck is going on!? He goes on and on until bitch tits gets RKO’d. Edge then comes out to the stage and says Orton doesn’t like celebrities and neither does he. Edge says he complained to the WWE and that they said guest hosts wont have authority on RAW anymore. Edge says RAW needs a permanent GM. (finally) He then brings out the new GM of RAW… Vicki Guerrero! Ah shit! Haha Vicki says even though her and Edge had a relationship in the past she is only there to be professional. She is reprimanding Orton on beating up on celebrities when she announces he will take on Edge and a partner of his choice in a handicap match. Well, I hope this means the guest host shit is over or at least over as them being the focal point. Good fucking move.

Jericho and Miz in the back doing the walk.

The next has the stipulation that if Jericho wins the next match, he and Miz get a Tag Team Title shot next week. So that means he’ll win.

Chris Jericho beats Unified Tag Team Champion David Hart Smith w/Natalya with the Codebreaker to get his title match. Match was ok not enough time to pick up some steam.

Edge in the back talking to Batista. I think they are making dinner plans.

R-Truth comes out with Guest Host Flava Flav, Truth has the best hype man in the biz backing him up right now! Haha Truth shills Flav to the crowd. Flav gets the crowd to say Flava Flav. Flav goes on about some shit he’s working on, I have no idea what that shit is. Flav needs a new job being the WWE hype man.

R-Truth beats William Regal in seconds by DQ when the reunited Colon’s jump Truth. Flav is on commentary, dudes got a new job I’m telling you. Ted DiBiase is at the top of the ramp and he gives the Colon’s envelopes before they walk off. For a second it looked like the Colon’s had joined Ted which would have been dope.

They show a video piece on Eve Torres which goes into footage earlier today of Maryse taking down Ju-Jitsu dude. They get into an argument then she slaps him and kicks him down. Whatever.

Orton in the back when Josh says him if he is concerned about who Edge will pick for his tag partner. He says nope but wants Vicki to come down to the ring so she wont forget this shit.

Buzz Aldrin is hosting next week. They did a skit where Mark Henry hits Buzz with a steel chair while he’s wearing astronaut outfit.

Fox and Kim are at ringside again with Ryder in the ring kissing their ass.

Evan Bourne beat Zack Ryder with the Shooting Star Press even though Alicia Fox tried to stop Bourne and Gail Kim stopped her. Bourne is getting some Kim pussy tonight, Ryder will end up beating off to pictures of Fox. Have yourself a good cry afterwards man.

WWE Champion John Cena and his same ol’ shit come down to the ring to announce the stipulation for his match with Batista at the ppv. He babbles for a while about Sheamus and Batista until he announces the ppv match will be the last time he faces Batista for the WWE Title in an I Quit match. Cena then calls out Sheamus who comes out to the stage and says if he comes down to the ring Cena wont be able to take on Batista at the ppv. Batista comes out of the crowd and spears Cena. Sheamus and Batista then beat up on Cena’s ass. Mark Henry them comes out and beats up on Batista and clears the ring. Since when has Henry been on Cena’s nuts?

Vick is in the back texting when Edge comes in and says he’s got a partner. Edge brings up the shit he talked to Vicki on Smackdown, trying to defend his own ass. He wants her to be at ringside tonight. She ain’t having it unless Edge guarantees nothing will happen to her. She buys it.

Cole announces that if Kidd beats Miz in the next match, Miz will had to defend the US Title against one of the Hart’s next week in Toronto. A lot of stipulations on this RAW don’t you think?

Unified Tag Team Champion Tyson Kidd beats United States Champion The Miz in minutes will a roll up. Too many short shitty matches tonight.

Miz gets on the mic and says the stipulation was HE decides who gets the title shot next week. He picks… Bret Hart!!! Oh shit, some where Fred Dinkins is crapping his pants at this.

Josh stops Batista in the back he asks him about his match with Mark Henry tonight. He’d rather talk about making Cena scream I quit and to watch what he’s going to do to Henry.

All of the NXT rookies are in the ring and they will take on 4 RAW guys.

All eight NXT rookies beat John Morrison, Yoshi Tatsu, Goldust and Santino when Bryan pins Santino with the small package. Holy shit its about time he wins a fucking match… Damn Morrison gets downgraded to this shit?! Fuck might as well left him on Smackdown then, damn. Oh shit Gabriel and Yoshi had a night exchange. High paced match, could have seen more of it. After the match Sheffield and Young put Bryan on their shoulders like he just won the WWE Title from the Rock with help from Stone Cold…oh yeah, that was Mankind… you know what I mean.

Flava Flav in the back with the Bella’s who are also wearing clocks, stupid. Kozlov and Santino walk in arguing in Russian and Italian. Santino wants to be tag partners with Kozlov. William Regal comes in and doesn’t Kozlov to listen to this. Regal is challenged by Flav and Kozlov tells him “not to just stand there and to bust a move” funny. Regal then spits rhymes, funny shit. Doesn’t go well for Regal as he’s left on his on. Shit at least they got a RAW GM…right?

Batista comes out to the ring and pulls up a steel chair and it just sitting there while these fools go to break. Mark Henry comes out looking confused. As soon as Henry starts to come into the ring, Batista jumps up and starts beating on Henry with the steel chair. Batista then puts Henry in a crossface and Henry passes out. Batista lets the move go, kicks Henry in the head a couple of times and leaves. It will be a damn shame if the WWE loses Batista now at the height of his heel career.

Edge and Vicki come out first then his partner comes out…. Ted DiBiase!

Randy Orton beat Edge w/RAW GM Vicki Guerrero & Ted DiBiase when R-Truth comes out to distract DiBiase which set up the RKO for the pin. Most of the match was spent double teaming Orton until this. Vicki is alone with Orton when she gets on the mic and yells for Edge who was taken out during the match. She keeps yelling at Orton until she resigns her GM position…!? What the fuck!? Orton hits the RKO on Edge on the outside to end the show. Well that was fucking stupid making it seem you were actually going to have a real GM only to take it away at the end of the show, LAME now I’m annoyed.

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