Archive for March, 2010

03-15-10 RAW REVIEW (Guest Stone Cold Steve Austin)

March 15, 2010

The show starts with Stone Cold coming out to the ring. The crowd is heavily chanting “Austin”. Its not too long before Austin has the beers in hand. He talks about WrestleMania 13 against Bret Hart and how he respects Bret. He then goes on about McMahon and how he was one of the meanest people he’s stepped into the ring with. Austin finally takes a swig of beer, I was wondering if he was going to do that in the PG world. He talks about the contract signing tonight and is about to leave when Jean Shorts music hit and this fool comes out to the thing. Austin salutes him but them goes to leave? Now the Big Show comes out and has a short stare down with Austin. I guess we’re heading into our first match already? What is this TNA?

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03-08-10 TNA IMPACT! REPORT

March 12, 2010


So just a warning, its now Friday and I’m about to sit thru Monday’s show. Since I already know what pretty much happened, this should go fast. Wish me luck…

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03-09-10 WWE NXT REVIEW

March 9, 2010

David Otunga & R-Truth beat Daniel Bryan & The Miz when Otunga pins Miz after a Uranage. Before the match Miz cut a promo on Bryan, telling him if they lose and he gets pinned he is OUT of NXT. Otunga is green as fuck, he couldn’t even properly sell Bryan’s kick to his back when he was breaking his pin attempt on Miz. Bryan looked solid and really looked aggressive especially when he was in the ring with Otunga. Miz and Bryan argued right before the end of the match when Miz tagged himself in and got caught with Otunga’s finisher. Not a bad match. after the match Miz and Bryan continue to argue with Bryan faking out Miz with a slap.

They do a segment with Heath Slater being pissy about getting apple spit in his face, wah wah wahhh.

Miz and Bryan in the back with Matt Striker, he asks if he let Bryan down by losing the match. Bryan wants to know if Miz is so talented, why did he lose the match tonight.

Video package is done on Justin Gabriel, good piece with highlights of his matches in FCW.

Gabriel & Matt Hardy in the back, Matt is building up Gabriel when Jericho and Barrett walk in. Gabriel says he respects Jericho but not Barrett.

Heath Slater w/Christian pins Carlito w/Michael Tarver with a roll threw pin. Before the match Carlito cuts a promo on Slater telling him he should be honored that he got apple in the face last week. Carlito goes to spit on him again but Slater moves just in time. I don’t know about Slater, he definitely looks like an indie guy in the ring. The way he over sells his punches spoke volumes.

A video package is shown on Darren Young. Good package but I just don’t get the air man. I don’t think you need that shit to sell his character.

In the back CM Punk with Serena and Gallows talking shit about Young. Young comes in and tries to talk to Punk but Punk isn’t having it. Punk says Straightedge makes winners, not his lifestyle.

Justin Gabriel w/Matt Hardy beat Wade Barrett w/World Champion Chris Jericho with the 450 splash. During the match the crowds chants USA even though none of these guys are from the States….!? Jericho keeps coming over to the commentators yelling “that’s my influence” haha After the match Jericho jumped Gabriel and gives him the Codebreaker then the Liontamer.

Barrett didn’t look too bad tonight, he’ll be good with more time. Gabriel could be just like Jeff Hardy if they groom him properly.

Tonight moved a lot faster that the last couple but the wrestling was just ok. Still miss ECW…

03-08-10 RAW REVIEW (Guest Criss Angel)

March 8, 2010

The Undertaker starts off RAW. He talks about Shawn Michaels and how he is consumed with breaking the streak. Good HBK and Undertaker chants. He says it doesn’t bring him great job to say this but HBK’s career will rest in peace. That brings out HBK he says for the first time in the Undertaker’s heart exists fear. Taker doesn’t take too kindly to that. HBK says he wouldn’t have risked his career if he didn’t think he could beat Taker, nothing lasts forever and at WrestleMania he is going to prove it. Taker calls him desperate. HBK says last year he would have settled for a count out or DQ but not this year. He wants no DQ or count out! Taker hesitates for a second but then agrees. Taker calls HBK the greatest but then goes off on how his career will be over. HBK says that the dark cloud will come back but this time it will be over Taker’s head. SOLID segment!

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Kenny Doane and Cindy Margolis Go Fast Food Dining on Seducing Cindy

March 7, 2010

This edition of the best trainwreck on television starts off with Cindy giving Kenny a one on one encounter since they haven’t had quality time in a few weeks. Kenny proves to her that he’s not some health freak and that he can supersize with the best of them. He orders a huge burger and fries and chows down with Cindy in a fast food parking lot. Who knew Cindy was such a cheap ass date? Kenny got some suck-face action with the internet icon and left another great impression on her.

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03-04-10 TNA IMPACT! REPORT

March 4, 2010

TNA Champion AJ Styles, Ric Flair and a bunch of paid ladies come to the ring. Flair wants Hogan to come out so they can apologize. Hogan and Abyss come to the ring. Flair says he wants a peaceful conversation. They banter back and forth, Flair brings up retiring at WrestleMania with honor but if Hogan wants him in four days he’ll do it. AJ gets in Hogan’s face but before Flair and Styles hit the bricks, Eric Bischoff stops them and makes a four-way, AJ vs. Abyss vs. Pope vs. Wolfe. At least that will be better than this anticlimactic segment.

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The Hayabusa Weekly Wrap Up

March 3, 2010

Every week the writers of FighterHayabusa get together and smash atoms about everything pro wrestling. Here’s  a transcript  for the week of March 1st, 2010:

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Fighter Hayabusa Thoughts on NXT Episode 2 (3.2.10)

March 2, 2010

The two writers of Fighter Hayabusa watched the second episode of NXT and we were not very happy.  Here’s a transcript about our discussion after the show.

Great Puma: So, MDF, you just watched the second episode of NXT.   I thought the Daniel Bryan video package was the highlight of the show. I feel like that’s what NXT should be for the majority of the time.  What were some highlights, if any, for you?

Mascara De Fuego: WTF…  Honestly the only thing I notice on this show was Young actually isnt too bad in the ring but has a HORRIBLE look

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03-02-10 WWE NXT RECAP

March 2, 2010

We finally get the rules to the NXT concept, the 8 pros will vote in the end. They can not vote for their own guy in any way (for or against). Well, at least we got more of an idea on this shit.

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Twitter-pated: NXT HYPE

March 2, 2010

While putzing around Twitter, we found some NXT and WWE Superstars discussing all things NXT.  Here’s a sample of what was being said Monday night:

Matt Hardy:

I’m excited about making my 1st appearance on WWE NXT tomorrow night mentoring my rookie, Justin Gabriel.

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